A/N: I updated. Huzzah. I was too busy playing Tap Tap revenge on my I-Pod...which, by the way, if you happen to have a TTR account, ADD ME! THE FUNK COMMANDETH THEE! And this Day is a pun... but I thought it was kinda funny...:)
Two deer stood by the giant pit where Hidan's dismembered head was still tirelessly shouting expletives.
"I'm gonna fucking cut your damn head off, you smartass bitch!" Hidan's head screamed and sobbed at the same time.
The first deer peered into the hole. "What the heck is he saying?" he asked the other deer.
The other deer shrugged. "Honestly, I have no i-deer..." he muttered.