AN: As a reminder, Bella has Rose's personality, Alice has Bella's, Rose has Esme's, and Esme has Alice's.

Edward POV

I left the living room to see Bella standing there. She wrapped her arms around me and I sighed in feeling her body against mine. I brushed my hand against her hair and I sighed.

"What would you like to do Bella?"

"Would you play for me?"

I nodded in surprise. I figured that with Rose inside of her, she wouldn't want to hear me play as Rose never did. She always thought I was showing off. I walked over to the piano nonetheless and Bella sat next to me. I lightly tapped the middle C, instantly knowing it was in perfect tune, like normal. My fingers danced across the keys and Bella moved her head to the music. Ever since she was changed, she liked to watch me play, now that she could actually follow my fingers. In fact, I would play the fastest pieces I knew just so that she would be challenged to see my fingers flying across the keys. I decided to start mellow though so I played Esme's favorite and then transitioned into her lullaby.

"Silly Edward, I don't need a lullaby anymore, I can't sleep." Bella said playfully.

I grinned and sped up the song, transitioning into another one of my favorite pieces. I began flying across the keys and I watched Bella's eyes dart across the keys trying to keep up with my flashing fingers. Suddenly, I felt a slap on my shoulder.

"Edward, stop showing off."

I instantly knew that Rose was taking back over Bella's personality. I also knew better than to reason with Rose so I stopped playing. A very odd mix of expressions passed over her face and the next thing I knew, Bella was screaming as she ran out of the house. I followed her and tried to stop her. She was too fast so I ended up sitting outside at the edge of the forest.

I sat listening to Bella get further and further away from me. Initially I figured that I could handle Rose looking like Bella and being with me, but now I wasn't so sure. I looked towards the trees and peeled a piece of bark off the tree before beginning to break it into small pieces, focusing on the mundane activity in front of me to take my mind off of the confusion that was my current relationship.

EmPOV

I walked with Rose back to the bedroom, when we arrived she instantly began redecorating. She took out a piece of paper and started planning for our new spectacular bedroom. I was just as excited about it as she was, but at the same time I didn't like where this was going. I could tell that she was going to throw out all of my favorite things.

"Emmett, how do you feel about rose wallpaper? I mean it would match my name and all."

I groaned and dragged her away from the desk. I pulled her to the bed and I tried to kiss her but she kept squirming away from me. I ran my hands along her body like I know she likes but she simply ignored me and continued trying to get away. I didn't know how I was supposed to handle this. I was not going to live the rest of my life as a monk because my new wife doesn't want sex. I tried to pin her down when I heard.

"Emmett McCarty Cullen! Stop it this instant!"

I moved off of her and sat cross-legged on the bed. She laid her head in my lap and started muttering to me.

"That was completely uncalled for, Emmett. You need to show a woman respect, not treat her like a ragdoll; that can be used over and over again. I deserve more respect than that and I expect you to give it to me. We will be married for eternity and I am not going to live eternity with a chauvinist."

I tried really hard to not roll my eyes at my wife acting like my mom. It took a bit of effort but I calmed down and focused on Rose being in my lap. I ran my hands along her back, massaging her gently. She then started to rub my leg, in a comforting, not stimulating fashion. I froze and immediately stood up, knocking her to the side.

I took off down the stairs. I knew that this would be entirely awkward by having my mother become my wife, but I didn't think it would be like this. I was not going to get lectured for my sexual prowess. I walked to the TV and turned on the XBOX, put in Halo, and prepared to destroy whoever crossed my path.

JPOV

I actually was pretty ok with this situation. If Alice was acting like Bella, I wouldn't have to take her shopping anymore, I wouldn't have to get dressed up by her anymore. This was pretty good. I wanted to make sure though so I sat down with her to talk.

"Alice? Do you want to go shopping?"

"No, Jaz."

"How about giving me a makeover? Or maybe Bella, do you want to do a makeover?"

"Of course not, Jaz." She looked at me strangely but I smiled nonetheless. All the sex and none of the pain, this could be pretty great. I moved to her and kissed her passionately. She kissed me back before freezing underneath my body. I knew she was getting a vision so I moved to her neck and kept kissing her there.

She blinked and sat up abruptly. She had a look of fear in her eyes and I felt fear radiating off of her.

"Alice, honey, what's wrong, what did you see?"

She shook her head and ran to the corner of the room before curling into a ball and sitting there. "Stay away from me."

"Alice, I won't hurt you. What did you see?"

She flooded the room with embarrassment and I began to realize what she saw.

"I don't want to have sex with you."

"Alice, we do this all the time…"

"Jaz, we're in the middle of the family room."

I moved to her and muttered "never stopped you before."

"Jasper, stay away from me. I don't want this. I want Edward."

I froze in place, remembering that Bella was in control of Alice's personality so this was to be expected. I thought about trying harder to get her out of the corner but I decided against it.

I walked over to the TV to find Emmett there. I picked up a controller and joined him in kicking people's asses on the game.

CPOV

I followed Esme to my office. I figured that I would be able to handle this better than the boys and I would be able to prove to them that this would work. I had no idea just how wrong I would be.

I turned around once I entered my office to see Esme typing furiously on the computer, flipping pages in catalogs and talking rapidly on the phone. It didn't take long for me to realize that she was ordering stuff.

"Esme, dear, what are you ordering?"

"Hold on. I am ordering the stuff for your new wardrobe, my new wardrobe, and some stuff for the rest of us as well."

"Why are you doing it now?"

"When else would I do it? Your wardrobe is lacking, dear."

I walked to the computer and phone and pulled the cords on both of them, causing Esme to jump up and scream at me. She then caught sight of herself in a mirror and screamed again. I followed her to our bedroom to find her naked in the process of changing. I stepped up to her and pulled her close.

She squealed loudly as I gripped her body tightly to mine and said "Dad!"

I figured she wanted to roleplay with me, like we had before so I started muttering about all the naughty things her daddy wanted to do with her and she hit me hard.

"Esme, honey, I think you need to see a doctor…let me be your doctor."

"Dad! I am fine! I am a vampire and naked, let me put clothes on. Gosh."

I left the room as she changed and I noticed that Emmett and Jasper were playing Halo rather ruthlessly but I kept walking until I got to the edge of the forest where Edward was sitting, surrounded by toothpicks.

"I think all the guys need to talk again, huh?"

"Yes, I think that would be a good idea."

AN: What will happen next?