A/N: Idea is ChocolateAngelSan's, only I kinda changed it...
Sasuke looked into the dark sky as he contemplated his horrible life. Suddenly, a shooting star whizzed by.
"I wish the Uchiha clan would be revived," Sasuke sighed angstily.
Nothing happened. Crickets chirped.
Sasuke shrugged and went home.
THE NEXT MORNING...
Sasuke woke up and went to his usual training grounds. The area was usually empty except for himself. Today was different, however.
"Hn. You lack hatred." a voice muttered. It was Naruto. His spiky porcupine hair had been replaced with spiky duck-butt hair.
"Hn. I want to avenge my family." Sakura glared at everyone. "Whoever gets in my way shall perish."
"Hn. Youth will fade, and everyone will die." Lee was scribbling furiously in a little notebook entitled "Emo Poetry".
Sasuke screamed. "NOOOOOO! I WISH EVERY UCHIHA IN HERE WOULD DISAP-"