AN: Nope, don't own Harry

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I woke up the next day a bit confused. Why was I at home, not at Charlie's house? Then I remembered Edward was finally out of my life, James was dead, and I had apparated to Grimmauld Place. I hopped out of bed and walked to my wardrobe. Just another lie I had to tell. I loved shopping, I wasn't crazy about it like Alice, but it was a hobby I enjoyed. I looked through my clothes and chose a tight fitting hot pink shirt and a miniskirt and headed to the mirror.

I was a metamorphmagus, a witch that could change her looks at will. Man, faking looking like Hogwart's head toad was fun. My hair appeared to have turned a green grass color last night, I let it back to violet and added a lighter highlight or two. I turned my eyes blue and walked outside.

The house seemed to have been improved a bit over the time I have been gone. The walls were now a white color that cheered the house up a bit. I noticed the house elf heads were gone. Good. Those things really freaked me out. The big problem was that my Grandmother's portrait was still up. I really hoped it would it go, she really freaked me out especially since she was my relative. As I walked into the kitchen I noticed that the Weasleys, Sirius, Moony, Tonks and Professor Dumbledore were there. Dumbledore and Mr. Weasley were both curiously studying an M&M with a look of immense interest.

"Morning Izzy." Bill yawned. He hadn't really bothered to change out of his pajamas. I didn't blame him since it was a Saturday.

"Hey Fang!" Fang was my nickname for Bill. I had lived with the Weasley clan since my father was arrested and we all had our own special nicknames. Mine was Night because of my last name Black, Bill was Fang because of the earing he never took out, Charlie was The Unicorn after a YouTube video called Charlie the Unicorn, Percy didn't want a nickname so we just stuck with Pratt, Fred and George were both Gemini since we couldn't tell them apart, Ron was Hobbit because he was the smallest kid when we came up with nicknames, and Ginny was Forntuna, a Spanish word for luck since she was the first Weasley girl by birth in four generations.

"Did'ja have fun on your mission?" He asked.

"Do you see running into a coven of Veggie Vamps, meeting a tribe of genetic shape-shifters, dating a creepy vamp who stalked you everywhere, and incendio-ing one with a different diet fun?"

"WHAT?!" I heard from Sirius and Remus. "You went out with a vampire?"

"Um… yeah." I said. I was hoping this would come later. "His name was Edward. I only dated him because he was the only single vampire and I needed info. I hated him and he was crazy enough to think that was love." I rolled my eyes.

Everybody seemed to look up, even Mr. Weasley who seemed to be taking notes on the status of the M&M when it was subjected to a severing charm. They seemed to be taking a while to intake the information. Tonks was looking at me as if I was crazy. Ok, maybe I was about choosing him but if it was about the fact he was a vampire, well she was in love with a werewolf. Speaking of Remus, he was in shock. Werewolves and Vampires were natural enemies so it made sense that he wasn't happy. My Dad was obviously really pissed that I hadn't told him, but as long as I didn't die or get turned he didn't really care. Dumbledore seemed calm, but a bit confused.

"Isabella," He said. "Perhaps you should give your report on your adventures in Forks now?"