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AN Thanks for the Reviews. Twilight Crazy Fan, Angel JJK, Carebeah114, and Vampire in Disguise. For all who don't know this will have cannon pairings except for Izzy (obviously). She will be with Neville and I will be with Sirius. You know that by my penname that is my luva!!!! Also it is now Spring Break so I'll be updating more!

Well, I wasn't exactly expecting that. Yes, I knew she fancied the man who was like an Uncle to me. I just didn't think that she would come to me about it. I mean, yeah I have had a guy or two, but I was terrible at arranging this sort of thing. Ginny, Minny (My nickname for Hermione) and I had been trying to get Minny and Ron together for three years, but that hasn't worked.

Tonks looked worried. Probably a bit paranoid about me telling her secret. "I'm not exactly sure how we can do that." I said, but wanted to take it back the minute I said it, but said "I'll try though once I can figure out how. Why did you ask me anyway?"

"Your like a sister to me, Iz. " was her simple response as we walked downstairs to join the boys who were busy playing Quidditch. I plugged in my iPod to the speakers and it blaired one of my favorite songs Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

The wizarding world had the stupidest songs. Really, 'A cauldron of Hot Strong Love"? Even the Weird Sisters weren't good as some of the muggle artists I knew of, though they deffinately beat Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, and Justin Beiber (like they were much competition anyway, Ha).

We took the air. I was a excellent quidditch player myself. I had gotten on the team with my friend Harry in first year when my ass of a cousin, Draco stole Neville Longbottom's Rememberall. Harry had taken Charlie's place as seeker and I was chaser, which was pretty funny seeing as Sirius had been a seeker and Harry's Dad was chaser. I dodged Ginny as she tried to take the quaffle from me. She was really good at quidditch herself. She should try for the team next year. It was Padfoot, George, Tonks, Bill, and I on one team and Remus, Fred, Arthur, Ginny, and Fleur Delecuer who was dating Bill. By the time we were done with the game (I won yay!) it was time for me to continue the story.

We sat back down in the kitchen and they all looked at me waiting for me to start again. I took a deep breath. "Well, I then started to consider how I would tell them that I knew what they were without saying what I was because I wasn't ready to let them know. I found the excuse that weekend actually. I went with some of the muggles to the nearby Indian reservation. Apprently all the Quileutes carry a shape-shifting gene and once they transform they feel as if it is their life's goal to destroy all human blood drinking vampires. Their Grandpa's apparently ran into the Cullens in the 50s so I kind of flirted with some kid named Jacob who funny enough shared our last name. Anyway that gave me an excuse to confront him one day. He thought the fact I found out his secret meant I was also in love with him so he kissed me."

"WHAT!" screamed Molly, Sirius, Remus, and Bill.

"How dare he." Sirius growled.

"Calm down you guys." I said. I had officially decided to not tell them how he watched me sleep. "We didn't do anything more sexual than that. I decided to use that to my advantage to get more information about the Cullens. I said a lot of crap like 'you're the only reason my heart keeps beating' and 'I'm only afraid of losing you'. I later got to go to the Cullens house and meet the rest of the coven. I had already met Carlisle, but I didn't know his wife, Esme or his 'kids'. Esme was really motherly, nearly as much as you Aunt Molly. Rosalie was proud of her family, but didn't trust me much. Emmett is like a baby in a big boys body, his pranks might have given you a run for your money, Fred, George. Jasper doesn't really have much control with his bloodlust so we didn't get that close, but he was really nice and friendly to me anyway. Alice was a really great friend. She was a seer so she knew I would come and knew my secret, but we only talked about it away from Edward. She likes shopping and designing clothes.

"I was invited to watch them play baseball which is a muggle sport. We all had a really fun time until some nomads came. They heard us play and wanted to join. It was pretty peaceful until one of them, James, caught my scent. I had changed my scent to smell like an all you can eat chocolate buffet to them so he was tempted. Alice, Jasper, and I ran off to Phoenix where it was said that my 'mother' lived. While Jasper was downstairs, Alice talked to me. She had seen I was a witch and what I was doing. She said that their coven would come, but not until it was 'time' for them to and that it was after I left. I later got a phone call from James who had figured out where we were. He said that he had Renee Dwyer, the woman who was said to be my mother. I couldn't let her die so I went to the place where he told me to go. I got there and soon found out he didn't have Renee. He started to stalk me as his prey and I did the only distraction I could do, I jabbed him in the eye with my wand. He tossed it away out of reach and started to go after me again. I didn't have anything to do left. I used my metamorphmagus powers to look like I usually do witch distracted him enough for me to incendio him. Unfortunately, the Cullens had walked in on to the scene so I had to leave There. That's the story" I finished.

They were shocked. That definitely wasn't what they expected from a little trip to Washington. I fiddled with my wand while they thought it over hoping someone would say something. Eventually it was Fleur who spoke.

"So ween ver you planning on telling zeh Denalis?"