A/N: I'm 1/3 of the way through! But I'm kinda running out of steam, so I might rename this fic "Half a year in the Naruto universe" or something...XD
"PEIN!" Konan screamed, tears flowing freely. "HIDAN'S CALLING ME A BITCH!"
Pein sighed and took two aspirin. "Hidan, you can't call a lady a bitch. It's not polite."
Hidan thought. "Er... can I call a bitch a lady?"
Pein shrugged. "Sure."
Hidan giggled deviously and turned to Konan. "Goodbye, lady."
