AN: when a person speaks in this chapter, I am referring to who they look like! I know this is super confusing but I hope it's funny for all of you.

Chapter Ten – Final Showdown

Emmett POV

We were all sitting in the living room with the guys on one side and the girls on the other. I felt like this was going to be a bad episode of Jerry Springer or something. I chuckled thinking of how funny it would be for us to go on that show. I wished that I had told Carlisle that we should do that.

Carlisle stood up and spoke "we need to fix this."

The girls looked at each other and kind of nodded. Esme spoke and said "if I was still me, maybe I could have a vision of how to fix this," she said shooting a look at Alice.

Alice spoke up and said "I don't know how to control them! I keep getting all these sexually perverted fantasies coming up and I don't even know what's going on half the time. I am learning way too much about you guys, and besides, I miss my shield!"

Bella looked up and said "hey, I've finally got a power, although I would trade it back in an instant to be pretty again."

Rose looked up and said "I hate these nails…I broke 5 of them when I was gardening earlier."

Bella stood up with wide eyes. I knew how Rose was about her nails. I was about to see Bella fly off the handle. I was suddenly very glad that we hadn't locked the girls in a room because then I wouldn't have had a front row seat for this entertainment.

"You did what to my nails? I am so careful with those! They take forever to grow. How could you!" She then lunged at Rose and Carlisle moved quickly. He stepped between them and I felt a wave of calm go through the room. I glanced at Jasper with a pout on my face. He shrugged and I grimaced.

Carlisle spoke up with a loud voice. "Ladies, we are not animals, we are going to talk this out like rational adults. Most of you have been alive for at least a century; you should have learned to behave yourselves better than this."

The girls looked down instantly after Carlisle reprimanded them. He spoke again "let's start with the two of you who nearly exploded."

Rose and Bella looked at each other with daggers shooting out of their eyes. Before they could open their mouths to speak, Carlisle took control. "Rose, I know you didn't mean to break the nails right?"

She nodded her head. "Exactly, so I think that Bella can forgive you for that, right?"

Bella rolled her eyes and slowly nodded her head.

"Good. Now, Rose, there must be a reason that Esme was put inside your body."

"Well, I don't know what it is."

"Well, Esme, do you know why you might have an issue with Rose?"

Edward spoke up, "Esme always thinks that Rose starts the fights…or at least starts a lot of them."

Carlisle nodded to Edward. "Esme, I think we all need to take equal blame for the fights starting."

Rose nodded her head and sat quietly before saying "I'm sorry for blaming anyone in particular."

Everyone in the room said that it was alright and Carlisle continued our little intervention session.

"Bella and Rose, what issues are you still harboring towards each other? I thought this all got worked out ages ago when Bella had Nessie."

Bella's body spoke with Rose's arrogant tone. "It still is that she had Nessie. I didn't get that opportunity. I would give anything to have a child, not be the aunt of her."

Alice's body timidly spoke, "I think of you as her mother too you know Rose. I thought we were past this too."

"Well, you also got this incredible power when you were changed and I just have my vanity and beauty."

I spoke up now and said "Rose baby, you don't need any more than that. I love your body and to know that we get to enjoy each other for every second of eternity and make each other-"

I was abruptly cut off by Carlisle who said "I think she gets the picture."

Bella's face lit up with a smile and she said in an incredibly sultry and sexy voice "When I get back inside the proper body, you will be proving that to me, baby."

I grinned, glad I helped with this.

Carlisle groaned and turned to Alice. "Bella, what possible problem do you have with Alice? You two have always basically been sisters."

Alice's face contorted as she avoided looking at Esme. "Well, she can see things and that's kind of weird and all, and Edward can hear her thoughts so sometimes I think he likes her more than me."

Edward's face contorted as he realized this. He raced over to her and held her tight in her arms, murmuring to her. We couldn't hear what he was saying but Alice's face was slowly coming up with a smile as he spoke to her.

Jasper spoke up, "Alice might be able to see things Bella, but you are the one who saved us from the Volturi that one time."

She would be blushing if she was still human as she said "I know."

Carlisle smiled and said, "alright, Alice, what's wrong with you and Esme?"

Esme's face was suddenly wiped of all emotion and she spoke soft, low, and quickly, as though hoping we wouldn't hear. "She goes shopping without me…and she's always telling me to mellow out."

Rose looked concerned for the first time in her life and if I didn't know that Esme was inside of her, I would be seriously concerned. "Alice, honey, I just don't want you to break anything when you get super excited, like you do."

"And the shopping?" She whimpered softly.

"Well, sometimes I want to try to surprise someone in our family and if I make the decision without thought then it works a little better to surprise someone here…"

Esme's face perked up instantly and she started bouncing. Rose rolled her eyes and she genuinely smiled at Esme.

All four women looked at Carlisle expectantly and then they all suddenly clutched their heads, as if they were in pain. All of us guys stood up and walked towards them.

Rose stood up first and threw herself into my arms and started whispering what she wanted to do with me fervently. I lifted her up in the air and spun her in a circle, kissing her. Edward groaned as I nearly took Bella and him out but grinned.

We raced upstairs as the other couples reunited in joy. I heard Esme and Carlisle walk by a little bit later, before Rose very effectively returned my attentions back to her.

AN: Well, they're all back. I hope you were able to keep track. There will be a short epilogue. Please review.