A/N: Etsunara's idea! XOXO to her!
Itachi woke up. His head had fallen into his bowl of Lucky Charms.
Kisame looked at him, concern on his face. "Itachi, are you sleeping properly?"
Itachi wiped some marshmallows off his face. "Actually... I have been having nightmares for the past week and a half."
Kisame's eyes welled up with chibi tears. "Aw! Poor Itachi! What kind of nightmares?"
Itachi hesitated. "... ... ... Sailor Moon." he finally muttered. "I... am scared of magical school girl uniforms."
Kisame stilfled a giggle. "Don't worry, Itachi-san!" he glanced at the tape recorder in his lap. "Your secret is safe with me, I promise!"
Nerd #1: Quiet, you! I'm bidding on an audio tape!
Nerd #2: An audio tape? What's it about?
Nerd #1: It's rumored to contain Itachi confessing his fear of Sailor Moon!
Nerd #2: Oh em gee! I must have it! *Gets laptop out*
Nerd #1: Ha ha, noob! You shall suffer defeat!
*commence bidding war*