A/N: Another one of Etsunara's ideas. See, you ARE funny! And I KNOW fish can't give you the finger, but oh well.
The Akatsuki were having a "teamwork-building weekend". In other words, they were cooped up in a tiny cabin in the middle of a lake.
It was time for Happy Fun Canoeing Time. Leader tried to demonstrate the art of the canoe, but failed epically.
"Here." He threw them their paddles and stormed off in a huff. "Figure it out yourselves." He then hid behind a bush and prepared to laugh his butt off at the others' fails.
To his surprise, everyone was managing to stay above the water. That is, except for Kisame.
"Fuck, dude!" Hidan jeered as he rowed circles around him. "You're a fucking fish, and you can't paddle a boat?" He pointed at Zetsu, who was aimlessly drifting in his vessel. "Even the walking aloe vera can do it!"
Tears flowed down Kisame's eyes. "I can't help it!" he sobbed, pulling himself out of the water for the 5th time. "Stop making fun of me!" Kisame sank below the waters. He would have to find solace with his fishy friends.
A freshwater bass swam by him. Kisame smiled at it. It gave him the finger.