A/N: This day is sorta-kinda based off of one of Candice's ideas. Candice- YOU NEED TO GET A FANFICTION SO I CAN THANK YOU PROPERLY!
"THAT'S IT!" Tsunade screamed. "I'm sick and tired of Konoha's lack of hygiene!" She punched a hole through her desk.
Shizune sighed and left to buy a new desk.
"Starting today, nobody shall wear the same clothes two days in a row!" Tsunade bellowed to an empty room.
Kakashi suddenly appeared in front of her. "Lady Tsunade, I have a problem with this new law."
Tsunade scoffed at him. "And what might it be?"
"Well," Kakashi showed her his empty wallet. "You don't pay me anything. So I can only afford one uniform"
Tsunade scowled. "Fine, I'll give everyone in the village a ten percent raise."
Kakashi groaned. "So tell me then; what's ten percent of zero?"
"Hmmm..." Tsunade got out some scratch paper and a calculator. "Let's see here... yes... carry the zero, and you get..."
"IT'S ZERO, YOU FUZZBAG!" Kakashi shrieked. "AND IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF THIS IDIOTIC LAW, SOMEONE IS GONNA GET HURT!" He pointed at Tsunade.
"Someone?" Tsunade thought. "I sure hope it ain't me."