A Year in the Naruto Universe

by kacheep

Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.

127. Day 127: Chaotic

A/N: School starts in 334 hours and 57 minutes! T_T

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"Mister Leader Sama sir!" Tobi whined. "Tobi would do ANYTHING to be in the Akatsuki!"

Pein was reading his uncensored 'art' magazines. "Fine. Kill that mosquito on the wall there."

Tobi squinted. "Is the mosquito bad?"

Pein thought. "Well, he isn't bad. He's definitely not GOOD either..." Pein scratched one of his numerous mosquito bites. "I suppose he's sort of chaotic neutral."

"Then Tobi refuses!" Tobi pouted. But nobody could see the pout, as it was behind his mask.

"Why?" Pein growled. "Konan, go get me some anti-itch cream."

"Tobi will only kill bad things!" Tobi crossed his arms indignantly.

"JUST HURRY UP AND KILL THE GODDAMN UNALIGNED MOSQUITO!" Pein shrieked. "AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT, YOU'RE A VILLAIN AS WELL!"

Tobi gasped. "But... but... TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

[see day 42]