A/N: This was in a comic strip I read. Only I changed it. A lot. xD
"Hmph." Jiraiya huffed over his ramen.
Naruto finished his third bowl. "Pervy sage, what's wrong?" Naruto frowned. "As your student, I have an obligation to be nosy in all of your personal affairs!"
Jiraya sighed. "Our government is a drug pusher."
"Oh..." Naruto quietly pushed away his noodles. "What gives?"
"Infrastructure!" Jiraiya ranted. "Sewage systems, paved roads, running water, public transportation!"
Naruto shrugged and continued to eat.
"I didn't want any of it! I shouldn't have to pay for any of this!" Jiraya vented.
"Then stop using it all." Naruto said, watching Jiraiya wash his hands... with running water.
Jiraiya whimpered. "I can't, man! It's in my veins, my veins!"