I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight and if I did, I would be publishing this story on actual paper.

I will stick with short until i get more reviews for long!

By the way, while Izzy is playing Bella, I will call her POV Bella so dont get confuzzled, kay?

BPOV

Oh, joy. High School. Didn't I miss that a lot? Charlie had accepted me back into his home rather easily. He probably didn't mind as he didnt see the real Bella, spare two weeks in the summer. We thought that maybe I could say that I was gone for spring break a bit longer than I thought it would be and that i was with Renee ('my' mom) in Florida. Obviously I wasn't really there as the real Bella lived there so it would be a bit problematic. Now I was back at school and I wasn't exactly the most energetic to be back. Muggle schooling is so confusing! Originally, I had had Molly teach me how to read and write and do math. Other things such as science we couldn't really study since a lot of it was just muggles' excuse for magic such as the extinction of dinosaurs that was a now extinct breed of dragon that went a bit crazy with the fire. I was in homeroom right now and like, Jessica is bugging me to death about her break.

"And like, Mike, he like took me to that like reeeeeeeeeally fancy restraunt in Port Angeles that's like two miles from the mall and he was all 'hey' and i was like 'hey to you too' and then..."

I needed a distraction. I pictured Voldemort where Jessica was and it became a lot better. "So then Mike took me to see Alice in Wonderland and then we went to starbucks and like then he bought me this suuuuuper good latte and it tasted so good and, uh, Bella, what are you laughing about."

"I... uh..." Shoot this is awkward. I don't think I could just tell her that i was picturing a Dark Wizard where her face was so I made up other things instead. "My friends in Phoenix. We went to see Avatar together and then went to Starbucks which sounded kind of similar to yours except it wasn't a date. Anyway some like hilarious stuff happened since we were playing truth or dare durring the movie to do crazy stuff so we were kicked out really early on in the movie. I don't think Jake had even been in his Avatar body."

She gossiped on and on. I went through my classes and i was doing fine before it was time for lunch. I was a bit worried about a certain family of vampires that just so happened to go here. Especially him. I could see the others easily, even Rosalie who hated me. But I didn't want to face Edward. He would want to get back in to a relationship with me and I knew that it would not work like he wishes. Besides, I wasn't into him. At all. Actually he disgusted me. Maybe i'm lucky and he's hunting or maybe they moved. After all, some muggles would get suspicous. I missed everyone else though. I missed Emmett's goofyness, Alice's jumpiness, Rosalie's bitchyness, Jasper's chess games, Carlisle's calm attitude, and Esme's motherly instinct that she showed to everyone whether or not they were her chilren or not.

Whether or not i missed them, I didnt know what to say to Edward.

I entered the cafeteria. And that was when I saw them. Wow that was deja vous. Thats what i thought the first time i saw them. This time there were only three people. Rosalie, Emmett and Edward. Where were Alice and Jasper? Weren't they still here? Or were they just taking time off to hunt? I walked slowly to their table, knowing that i would have to face them and it should be sooner rather than later. I sat down on the extra seat where Jasper usually sits, since it wasn't next to anybody but alice who is't here. . Edward looked up from his plate the moment that I did.

"Bella!" he said, excited. He tried to hug me but I pulled away.

"Hello Edward." I said cooly, my voice charmed to sound like an American accent.

"YO! Bella-Button!" yelled Emmett.

"EMMY!" I yelled, hugging my favorite teddy bear.

"Hey Bella" Rosalie said warmly, to my surprise.

"Hi Rosalie!"

We all sat awkwardly at the table for five minutes before Edward spoke, "Love, could you please tell me how James died." doesn't he know how to piss me off?

"First of all, Edward, I am oh, so definately not your love. Honestly, I think you have to be blind, deaf, and have all you're other senses cut off before anyone could like you. Second of all, I killed James. What did you expect, that he shattered into a million tiny pieces before you came in? NO!"

"Love, you're human. You can't kill a vampire. You need to be very strong and fast."

"No." Rosalie said. "You don't. You could use magic." she grinned in my direction as I remembered how she was once a witch/veela in her human life. Actually I hadn't used my Legilimency skills in a while, maybe I could try it now durring this super awkward silence. I took a peek into the minds of the others.

Look at my Bella. She's so hot. Finally she is here so we can elope in vegas. Hang on a moment? Why can't I hear any thoughts? Then again, how could Bella kill James?- Edward

Eww... human food looks so gross. Why don't they serve Grizzly blood in the cafeteria?- Emmett

Oh. My. God. Bella's back and she is SMOKIN'.- Mike Newton

Ugh... that bella-bitch is back. I was really hoping she was gone for good.- Lauren Mallory

Did she go to Hogwarts or did she go home or did she really go to Florida?- Angela Webber who is a fellow witch

Hey Izzy! I froze. It's Rosalie. Listen, I know who you are because I was a veela/witch in my human life, but nobody except Carlisle and you know. Did you listen to me earlier btw? You don't seem that shocked. Whatever. Anyway I am sorry that I was so mean. I just wasn't that sure who you were. I could tell you were a witch, but I didn't know if you were a Death Eater or not. But I did some research after the Ballet Studio incedent and I've figured out that you are Isabella Black daughter of Sirius Black, and that you're adoptive older brother is dating my cousin Fleur. Would that make us related if they get married? Anyway I am really sorry about everything and I feel really bad for mistaking a membe ro f the GOLDEN QUARTET (!) as a Death Eater. Oh, Btw, I am using Occlumency on everyone. Edward can't hear us. Meet me tonight at 2 outside of that bookstore in Port Angeles.

I smiled at her as I pulled out of her mind. She seems to be such a nice girl at heart. I didn't realise. "Bella! Bella! Bella?" Edward was holding me bridal style, having picked me up at vampire speed. "We need to get you to Carlisle. You must be really sick!"

"Edward I AM FINE." I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't respond. "PUT ME DOWN!"

"Bella, you didn't respond to any of us for a minute. You passed out!"

God this guy was getting on my last nerve. "NO! I was concious the entire time. It is called DAYDREAMING!"

"Still, you must be really sick if you couldnt hear us. At least let me take you to the nurses office, love. Just so we know you dont have anything serious."

That was it. I was not goign to be called love by him again. I took out my wand from my pocket. I pointed it at him, losing control of my metamorphical powers again and my hair turning green. "Now PUT ME DOWN." I said yet again waiting for him to do so.

"Bella! You're green! All of you is green! Even your hair!" Edward exclaimed. "You must be sick to you're stomach!"

Grrr... Don't we all hate Edward? I feel proud of myself though! I updated in less than a month!

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