A/N: Etsunara's idea. I lol-ed.
"Hmph." Gaara arrogantly tossed his head at the 500th enemy ninja he had killed that day. "Pitiful excuses for human beings." He said, in a manner reminiscent of Sasuke.
"3hmag4wd!" A Gaara fangirl squee-ed. "G4ara- k3wn! 1 lyk3, wuv ur h4w7ness!"
Sneering, Gaara fist-pumped to the heavens. "I AM INVINCIBLE! NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME, FOR I AM... GAARA!"
The fangirl suffered the world's first simultaneous heart attack, stroke, and nosebleed. She died.
Gaara walked away, only to trip over a rock and scrape his knee. He immediately suffered a fatal infection.
The enemy leader gasped in amazement. He reverently picked up the rock. "All hail Rock-sama, the new leader of our nation!"