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By the way, while Izzy is playing Bella, I will call her POV Bella so dont get confuzzled, kay?

BPOV

I roled my eyes at Edward and quickly turned my hair and skin back to the bella look. "What are you talking about Edward?" I asked, faking cunfuzzledness. "My hair can't be green." He looked at me confused as my hair had been green. While he was distracted I shouted " Avis Opugno!"

The effects were instantanious. When the birds started attacking Edward, he swatted at them and dropped me. I ran to my next class, sitting down. Finnally calm i struck a conversation with Angela who was a homeschooled witch. We got into a little debate on what was better: Diagon Ally or the Salem Mall in America. I was obviously going for Diagon Alley. "C'mon Ang! There aint no Florean Fortiscues in America and that place is better than a million Chocolate Frogs with cards that you didnt already have!" I was sooo winning this debate "There isn't a fricken' Weasley's Wizard Wheezes there either!"

"Isabella Sirius Black" Angela spoke my name slowly and menacingly. "How dare you say that it is better when there is a Quidditch stadium in the mall along with with magical mini-golf! Then we even have a McDonalds there that is healthy!"

"Yeah right." I said. "Angela Rowena Webber you know there is no such thing as a healthy McDonalds!"

"Isabella Serious Black?" said a voice that sent chills down my back. "Kwidditch? Wheezlee wiz-what? Chocolate Frogs? Bella, love, what are you talking about? And where did those birds come from?"

I turned to face Edward. "None of you're buisness Cullen. And How many times do I have to tell you that I AM NOT YOURE LOVE!" Edward looked shocked.

"Love, you must really have a fever. You're going delusional." He said, grabbing onto my arm and (yet again) dragging me to the volvo. "I mean, really I have lived a hundred and eight years and never once have I heard of this Kwidditch. And youre name is Bella Swan, Not Isabella Serious Black."

"NO!" I screamed. "It isn't. Bella Swan is in Florida! Merlin's Mustache just stop calling me love already! And it is Isabella Sirius Black, not serious! God, you would think that after all that publicity dad got would get people to know how to pronounce hsi name!"

He stopped driving. We were at the hospital. "Carlisle." he said softly, still standing in the car. "Come here." A moment later the man I saw as another father was here. He looked the same as usual, maybe a little stressed.

"Bella's sick. She's going delusional. First she passes out, then her hair turns green, she blabs on about nonsense and thinks that we aren't lovers. She doesn't even know who she is. She says that she is Isabella Serious Black." Edward growled.

"Sirius." i grumbled. "And Quidditch isn't nonsense, it's the best sport in the world especially with me playing."

Carlisle's eyes widened as he looked at me. "Izzy Black?" he asked. "You're the metamorphmagus Dumbledore mentioned? I thought that you would be at hogwarts."

I removed the charms that were on my voice. "Would be if it wasn't for the bitch dating my dad."

"Charlie's dating?" asked Edward. "I didn't know that."

"NOT CHARLIE YOU IDIOT" I yelled, My hair flashing through different colors faster than the part of Monty Python Holy Grail in the opening credits with the llamas. "I'm talking about Sirius Black, Charlie's just a family friend."

Edward thought about that for a bit. 'don't think so hard, Edward, you're head will explode. Actually think harder. It'll do us all a favor.' I thought, opening my mind to his mind reading. He gasped. I closed my mind quickly and ignored him again. A few minutes later he said. "So Charlie adopted you? Why?"

"right and wrong. Charlie didn't adopt me, neither did Renee. I was adopted though by the Weasleys when Sirius was given a life long sentence to our prison. It's all fine now though. Ever since he excaped, I have visited him on my breaks from school."

Oh crap. That is the stupidest thing to say to Edward 'Overprotective' Cullen. "YOU WHAT?" he shouted. "Bella, that's dangerous to stay with a criminal! Why do you have to go for the most dangerous things? You could be killed!"

Insulting my family? What is wrong with him? "No. Dad would never hurt me. You're a gazillion times more dangerous."

"Someone who has a choice on whether or not to do the right and wrong and chooses wrong is more dangerous." Edward said in an attempt to be wise. It was failed as he was incorrect.

"You had a choice too. I mean, you could have stuck with the veggie diet. Insulting dad is not forgivable." I raised my wand, trying to think of the best spell to use on a vampire. Maybe there were a few others that would work better. Vampires weren't effected my magic like other magical people. Some like opugno worked, ones that didn't affect the mechanics of the vampire.

He grabbed on to my shoulder. I suppose that he was a bit too strong on the grip because i felt a pain in it and heard a crack.

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