"You have the right to remain silent." Kakashi growled menacingly at the escaped convict. It was his first job as Anbu captain, and he sure as heck wouldn't be messing it up anytime soon. "Anything you say can and will be used... as a... er... hmm..."
Uh oh. Kakashi's brain froze. He gave an imploring look at his teacher, Minato.
Minato coughed. "Ahem, as proof of my idiocy, ahem."
"Right." Kakashi gave him a thumbs up and continued. "Anything you say can and will be used as proof of my idio... OH, VERY FUNNY."