I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight and if I did, I would be publishing this story on actual paper.

I will stick with short until i get more reviews for long!

By the way, while Izzy is playing Bella, I will call her POV Bella so dont get confuzzled, kay?

BPOV

It turned out that it was broken. Luckily we were still in the parking lot in the hospital so it really wasn't that bad when we needed to get it fixed. We walked through the hospital and once we were past all of the humans, we ran. Well, they ran and I apparated to the office. When I got there, Carlisle was scolding me. "Izzy, apparating just to get up the stairs is not a good idea. When I worked at Saint Mungos in the 1800s our patients kept coming back to us again and again and again because they apparate out of the hospital while still healing and get splinched!"

"Well, I was apparating to the hospital, not from it!" I deffended myself. To make it up to Carlisle and save him all the work, I took out my wand and pointed it at my shoulder 'Episkey' I said, my shoulder fixing itself. Edward looked at my shoulder. "Bella, how did your shouloder just fix?"

"I told you Edward that it is Izzy." I said for the hundred thousandth time.

"But you insisted to be called Bella at the beginning of the year, love. I can't help but be in the habbit of calling you that."

"HOW MANY EFFING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME YOURE LOVE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Another round of this and I may just lose my voice and my temper. "And I only told you to call me Bella because that's what the real Bella Swan liked to be called."

Edward froze and growled. A second later he had his hand to my throat. "What did you do with her?" he growled menacingly. "Where is she?"

Carlisle was then at my side, pulling Edward off of me. "Edward, if you dare harm Izzy I will kick you out of the coven."

I tried to explain. "I didn't do anything with Bella, she's in Jacksonville, she moved there like last September. Charlie just gave me permission to pretend to be her."

Edward relaxed, going back to his 'oh, I love you Bella and don't go near anything on this list of dangerous things that includes bubblewrap, crayons, and sticky notes' personally, I prefered the 'I want to kill you attitude'. "Explain." He said softly, doing the really stupid crooked smile.

"My name, as I said before is Isabella Sirius Black. I am a witch."

"Whadawhuhuuuh?" were the inteligent words of Edward Cullen.

"A witch, you know, caudrons, broomsticks stuff like that. My Dad Sirius was best friends with James Potter, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. They called themselves the Marauders and basically spent all of their time at school doing genius pranks on other students. Not many can even be half as much trouble as them, well, maybe Gemini, but anyway one day when they were two years out of school they went to a party at Marlene McKinnon's house. Marlene had a huge crush on my dad from like the minute they started school together. I don't want to go into details, but she got him drunk and found out she was pregnant two weeks later. Meanwhile, James had just married the love of his life, Lily Evans and they were expecting a little boy. For some reason that I don't know, a dark wizard who is like all the terrorists of the muggle world all mushed into one body that can do magic named Voldemort was after them. They decided to go into hiding, but to be extra careful, they used the Fidelius charm. The Fidelius is a spell where a secret, usually a location is kept secret by one person, the Secret Keeper. Nobody can tell where the place is other than them, in fact those who don't know the location or secrert can't even see it even if it is in plain site. They chose my father to be secret keeper so once the Potter's son Harry and I were born, we all moved into their house in Godric's Hollow. Sirius was very good about not telling the secret, but he feared that others would go after him as it was sort of obvioius he was the secret keeper, so instead, they decided to switch in the last week of October to Peter Pettigrew and pretend to be the real secret keeper. Little did they know that he was really a spy for Voldemort. On Halloween night My dad decided to take me trick or treating, according to him he dressed up as a dog and I as a fairy. When we got back, my father found the house in ruins and Lily and James' bodies. Voldemort had attacked. The part most of our kind understand is that Harry was still alive and Voldemort was gone. All that was left behind were his wand, the potters, and a lightning scar on top of his forhead. Harry was then famous, but unfortunately he couldn't stay with my father who was his godfather, instead, he went to his muggle relatives in Surrey. My father gave me to Hagrid, a family friend who was there to pick up Harry and told him to take me to the Weasley family and that he would be there soon. He chased after Peter Pettigrew and before he could raise his wand, Pettigrew framed him and yelled that Sirius was the one who betrayed Lily and James."

"Can't believe it." Carlisle muttered under his breath. "that little..."

"You didn't know?" I asked Carlisle, i mean, my dad is more well known than my self.

"The last time I spoke to Albus was two years ago."

"Oh," that was before we knew Sirius was innocent.

"Anyway, he cut off his finger, exploded the street and transformed into his annimagus form of a rat. The next day, Sirius was sent to Azkaban, the wizard prison without a trial. I was raised by the Weasleys. I don't think I could have asked for a better family, Bill is always there for advice, Charlie is the kind who teaches me fun things and always has a few good stories about dragons, Percy got me pretty far ahead in school but we haven't really gotten along recently, Fred and George founded my love of pranks, Ron is my best friend/brother all in one, and Ginny is closer to me than anyone I know, I guess it comes from being out numbered by guys three to one. When I was eleven, Ron and I got our letters to Hogwarts. We made friends with Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom." I sighed. I missed Nev, "and I reconnected with Harry who made all of us the Golden Cinctuplets (Doesn't really have as good of a ring as golden trio, eh?). We are basically in charge of finding the only dangers in the safest place in the world and getting ourselves out of it. In my second year, Ginny joined us" I wasn't going to mention the Chamber, that would really put Edward in overprotective mode "And we added her on. In my third year, Sirius finally escaped from prison, it was a little hard for him, but we gained his trust when we found out that Ron's pet rat, Scabbers was actually pettigrew in disguise and that he hadn't killed him. In our fourth year, Voldemort returned at full strength. This year, fifth the Order of the Phoenix was reinstated, unfortunately the ministry of magic doesn't believe that Voldemort is back and hired a woman named Dolores Umbridge to work at our school" Can any of you Very Potter Musical fans see Umbridge's name and not start giggling? I can't! "She really is a bitch, anyway, at the end of the first Semester, Professor Dumbledore, our headmaster asked me to recruit you guys for the Order as the Death Eaters already have members of the Volturi and we need more vamps on our side."

I stopped speaking for now, afraid of what his reaction so far woud be.

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