A/N: Once school starts... I probably won't update a lot. This wasn't my idea... I found it on some obscure joke site. Muaha.
During the 2.5 year training arc, Naruto and Jiraya wanted to save money. So they often ate the cheapest food they could find, namely, canned beans.
Every morning, Naruto would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his teacher's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days!" Jiraya always warned him.
After a particularly bad week, Jiraya decided to have his revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the sleeping bag next to Naruto's bum.
While cooking up another can of beans, he heard Naruto's usual morning fart reverberate throughout the forest clearing followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken Naruto sat down next to him.
"You were right, Jiraya!" Naruto gasped. "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"