A Year in the Naruto Universe

by kacheep

Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.

135. Day 135: Genie

"Ah... This is the life." Naruto opened up his fourth bag of instant ramen noodles. Only this time, instead of finding food in the bag, he found a genie.

"NAH-ROO-TOE OO-ZOO-MAH-KEY!" The genie boomed. "I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH."

Naruto gasped. "Sweet!" He thought for a few seconds. "I...I want the ability to shoot ramen from my fingertips!"

The genie shook his head sorrowfully. "I'm afraid I cannot do that. Some things just aren't possible."

"Hmm..." Naruto thought for a few more minutes. "Then... I wanna become Hokage!"

The genie looked at Naruto uncomfortably. "Er, what was your first wish again?"