I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight and if I did, why the hell would i be sitting at the computer writing fanfics about stuff i could publish a book about?

I feel really bad for not updating. Please, if you have the power to use teh cruciautus on me, use it. I am really guilty.

Izzy's POV

I didn't really know the best way to do the potion. I know the way to give vampires potions, you just need to put a drop of blood in so their systems can digest it. I also knew that I could just metamorph myself to look like Snape and take a hair from myself sand pu tit in the potion which only left one thing. How do I give the potion to Edward the sparkly-head? He probably still thinks that I am clutzy and weak despite my obvious witchcraft. I suppose i could go to his house later and give it to him in the hopes that he will be drink it. I could say it would stop the bloodlust or something.

I also knew today i would have to go to old fashioned muggle school again despite its super boringness. In a wizarding household you learn all the things a muggle learns in k-12 before you leave for Hogwarts! I learned all about the distributive property when i was six years old. Froom what i heard however, muggles basically repeat known information a million times through elementry school and since we were in a class of three of us (Ron, Ginny, and I) we didn't have to wait long for the rest of the class to understand what the hell we were learning. Though you do not require a previous education to attend Hogwarts, it is still recommended for the students. Actually, a friend of mine Milly Bulstrode didn't learn the alphabet until her first year! On the bright side i can enter in better vocabulary words to old essays of mine from years ago and just retype it and it is fine.

Charlie popped his head in "Iz, i gotta go to work, your school starts in half an hour, okay?"

"Yeah Charlie, thanks." I said and went to the bathroom so i could shower. One thing you've gotta love about being a metamorphmagus, no make up! You just come with it as if it is a bonus feature and your hair does't need much treatment either. I admit that I still enjoy doing makeovers on myself anyway but it can be so usefull in the morning. I started singing my current favorite song Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars.

When I see your face

There's not a thing that I would change

Because your amazing (amazing)

Just the way you are.

And when you smile

The whole world stops

And stands for a while

Cause your amazing

Just the way you are.

That was when a voice i really didn't want to hear started singing a long. Holy cow! What THE HELL was Edward "sparklepuss" Cullen doing in my bathroom. "GET THE FLOBBERWORM OUT BEFORE I CRUCIO YOU CULLEN" I yelled at him.

"Ooh Crucio? Is that a form of sex Bella, because I know you want it!"

I grabbed a towel and exited the shower only to find Sparlkly right outside of it. I screamed. My hair started turning different colors and I soon decided to give him the potion now. I then switched modes. "Oh Edward you sexy dog. I know you want it, but I need to give you a potion first so you won't want to drink my blood."

"Of course darling." said Sparkly. I guess you could say that i was completely grossed out and mentally screaming.

"I just want it to be a surprise when you drink it and i need to find it. Can you leave for a couple of minutes?" I asked, batting my eyelids the way Fred taught me to. Since then i have always gotten what i want.

"Okay, honey" He said, leaving.

I changed clothes then metamorphed into Snape and took a hair and drew some blood, putting it in the potion. The really nice thing about it is that Snape will be the only one who can brew the antidote and hopefully he will be too busy dealing with Edward to do that. I put the potion in a dark vial so it looked like something a vampire would really drink and styled my hair to my favorite purple side part. I then thickened and darkened my eyelashes until it seemed like i was wearing mascara, gave a black eyeliner color surrounding today's chocolate brown eyes, and gave my cheeks a bronze tint.

"Come on in Eddie!" I yelled. "I have the potion."

He appeared though the window and I smiled as he took a sniff of the amortentia. "What does it smell like? Apparently only vampires can smell it."

"Mmm... herbs, hair grease, and lily flowers." My eyes widened. This is too good. He actually is in love with Snape! That'll hopefully make Snivellus more scared. And it will make it more permanent.

"Go on, take a sip." He did and i watched his face while he drank it. First it was absalute thirst but then it turned into one of obsession and love. He opened his eyes and looked at me with different eyes. "Izzy?" He said softly "I don't think this'll work out. We are too much of opposites for each other and we deffinately aren't soul mates, okay?"

"Okay." I said. "I knew we would come to this sooner or later. I dooubt we could work as friends though. How about we go talk with your family?"

Edward closed his eyes and slowly inhaled. "That would be nice. Alice and Jasper are out right now though so it will only be Emmett, Esme, Rosalie and the two of us."

We set off into my terrible truck. Little did we know that there was a russett brown wolf following us through the forest.

Did you like it? What do you think of Edward and Snape. Severus Cullen or Edward Snape? Which name do you prefer? Can't wait until Deathly Hallows. Mugglenet and leaky have so many cool up dates about it!

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