A/N: Anyone watching the US Open? No? Only me? Hmph.
"Ino," Sakura stated, her eyes set in a steely stare. "The battle for Sasuke has gone on for too long."
Ino nodded. "I agree." She stared back thoughtfully. "We need to resolve this in a civilized manner."
"Which is why..." Sakura pointed at Ino. "I challenge you to a lady's duel!"
"A lady's duel?" Naruto peeked from behind a nearby topiary bush. "What's that?"
"Dunno." Sasuke peeked beside him. "However, I would like to see Sakura and Ino make fools of themselves, which is why I will stay and watch."
"I will support Sakura with all my youthfulness!" Lee cried, sparkles coming right on cue. "She'll finally realize her youthful love for me!"
"Fine by me." Naruto offered a set of binoculars to Sasuke and Lee.
Meanwhile, Ino and Sakura were sitting cross-legged on the ground, taking various items out of a mysterious pink box.
"CandyLand!" She growled, slamming the dice onto the ground. "Winner takes all!"
"Bring it on!" Ino sneered.
"What the hell!" Naruto exclaimed.
"This is a lady's duel?" Lee gasped.
"Oh, God." Sasuke groaned.
"I like porn!" Kakashi interjected.
"YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!" Tsunade screamed from her 3rd story office window.