A/N: Once again, this is Master Solo's idea. I just made it more pervy.
"Kiba, what's taking you so long?" Naruto demanded, looking at his watch. "It's time to go to school!"
"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Naruto," Kiba yelled from inside his house. "I need to get my lunch out from the fridge."
Choji walked up to Naruto. "Hey, is Kiba ready yet?" He groaned as his stomach gurgled. "I'm starving..."
"Hm..." The cobwebby gears of Naruto's primitive brain began to turn. If Choji knew Kiba was packing his lunch, he'd waste a bunch of time trying to sneak a taste! Naruto shook his head. "He's saying goodbye to Hana."
Just then, Kiba joined them, an irritated frown on his face. "Sorry I took so long, guys, but those big stupid melons kept getting in the way!"