A/N: The last couple of chapters have all been about food. *nom nom nom*
"That idiot," Tsunade grumbled, idly flipping through the self-help book Jiraya had gotten her. "How dare he call me 'angry'? I'm very happy, dammit!" She punched a hole through her desk.
As her eyes scanned the page, one line in particular caught her interest.
"Hm... Finish everything you start." Tsunade murmured. "I'll give it a try."
That night...
Jiraya sadly walked through the bar, as not a single female had sought his companionship. Suddenly, his eye widened; the well-endowed woman sitting next to him looked familiar.
"Tsunade?" He ventured. "What're you doing here?"
Tsunade looked at him, a groggy grin on her face. "Jiraya!" She slurred. "You... were right!"
"What?" Jiraya scooted a few inches farther from her.
"Finish ev'rything you start!" Tsunade giggled, downing another glass of sake. "I've finished 5 cups of sake, one tub of ice cream, and 17 poker games, and lemme tell ya, I feel fantastic." She started on a bottle of whiskey.
Jiraya decided that it was best for him to leave before things got out of hand. "Er, right, I think I hear Naruto calling me..." He beelined towards the exit.
"Where'ya goin', hot thang?" Tsunade giggled after him. Fortunately, before she could make any more rash decisions, her head hit the table and she passed out.