Hermione was busy. Ignoring the outside world so she could finish this blasted potion! It was highly advanced but, she was almost through. As she put in the last ingredients, she sighed. 'At last!' She thought. She watched as her potion turned a pearly pinkish colour and and spiralling steam floating carelessly from the mixture. She grabbed a bottle and carefully put the potion in her schoolbag. She left, with a vial of Amortentia.
Harry wandered aimlessly through the halls watching tapestries wave at him, talk to him, or rather most, insult him.
"Hey! You, boy! Come here." Beckoned one of the tapestries. It was a lady clad in blue, she was very formal looking. She had long black hair, and blood red lips.
"Yes?"
"Are you Harry Potter?"
"Yes, who are you?"
"My name is Rowena Ravenclaw, and my friend next to me is Helga Hufflepuff." She gestured to a very pretty looking blonde clad in yellow.
"Hello." Harry said politely
"Hello."
"Harry, we must tell you something." Rowena said.
"What is it?''
"There is evil lurking in the castle, you must protect Draco Malfoy from it." Helga responded.
"But, why does it want him?"
"Because, Lucius Malfoy is and evilly wicked man. Lucius wants to disown Draco but, seeing as he is his only heir the only possible way for him to cover it up is to make it look like an accident, to kill him."
"But why does Lucius want to disown Draco?"
"Because, Draco is gay."
"Oh, I see."
"Yes, and as Draco is gay, he can't make babies to pass on the Malfoy trait." Butted in another tapestry.
"Salazar, this conversation does not concern you." Rowena said.
"I beg to differ, this conversation should include all Hogwarts founders. Right, Godric?"
"Right."
"Sheesh, you'd think after centuries sitting next to them you'd be used to it." Helga told Harry as the other three tapestries bitched on.
"I have to go, Helga. I have to go see Draco in the infirmary." Harry said quietly so the other tapestries didn't start bitching at him.
"Goodbye, Harry Potter! Helga said cheerfully, while listening to the other founders bitch about how Salazar was sooo gay, and Godric was too stuck up to admit he liked Salazar.
Draco was soo bored. He wished someone would come in and make him not bored.
Then, as if god was listening Harry popped in the room.
"Potter!" Draco yelled, as he jumped the poor boy.
"Malfoy! I need to breathe!" Harry said struggling for air.
"Oh sorry." Draco said as he got off Harry.
"I came to see if you were okay. But, obviously you're just fantabulous!"
"No, I'm not, I'm bored to hell. Entertain me!" Draco said excitedly.
"Well, what do you want to do?"
"KISS ME!"
A/N: HAHA! I finished! Eats cookie of accomplishment. REVIEWS ARE UNICORNS! THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM!