A/N: Yeah okay, guys Hermione is fuck buddies with someone. But, can you guess who? Also, I'm 12 I can't write very long cuz of my dumbass parents making me do homework. Enjoy!

"WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING!" Harry asked.

"I don't know? Something about tacos?" Draco said confusedly.

"I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!" The thing screamed.

"Run!"


*Cue girly screams through out the castle*


Huff huff huff huff scream!

Wherever the tried to hide Lillith was there. The trapdoor room, Snape's classroom, the astronomy tower, everywhere! Until,

Harry said the words, "Evanesco!"

Lillith vanished.

"W-what? What happened to the demon?"

"I made her vanish."

"I didn't know there was a spell for that..."

"Obviously, you don't read much."

"Whatever!"

"Just shut up, and kiss me."

"With pleasure."

Harry smashed his lips with Draco's harshly, wincing when their teeth collided together. Draco pulled back.

"Where did Lillith go?"

"Who cares?"

"You're right, now, put the shut to the up and fuck me!"

"Good idea, Draco!"


Neville was busy, snogging Seamus. Until,

"RRRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! SAVE ME!"

"RUN!"

Seamus picked up Neville and started running for all he was worth.


Harry was thinking about Draco. Their sweaty skin rubbing against eachother, erections crashing together in a flurry of heated and passionate kisses.

"Oh sweet tap dancing baby Merlin!"

His erection was tugging up against his robes without permission. Harry started running to the boy's dormitories!

He needed a shower.


A/N: Till next time on love and Lillith freaking demons!

I LOVE YOU ALL! *GRABS RANDOM PERSON AND KISSES THEM*

AND I WILL STICK A LEPRECHAUN UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T REVIEW! GOT THAT? GOOD!