A/N: I haven't updated for 8 days. Because... I've been studying. :D Maybe I should make this count for three days, cos technically, this takes place in the span of three days. Hm.
Two days ago...
"Ah..." Asuma sighed, taking a drag on his cigarette and stuffing a Ho Ho into his mouth. "This is the life. Smokes, fatty snacks.." Suddenly, his face froze, contorted in pain.
"What's wrong?" Kurenai gasped.
"I... I think I'm having a heart attack!" Asuma wheezed
One day ago...
Tsunade double-checked the straps on Asuma's heart rate monitor. "This'll start beeping when you're heart rate becomes abnormal," she explained. "I know it's hefty, but who knows- maybe, it'll save your life someday."
"Right..." Asuma rolled his eyes. Tsunade glared at him, and the monitor began beeping wildly. "...Please don't hurt me..." Asuma whimpered.
Present day...
"What's that giant thing on your uncle's chest?" Naruto asked, while Konohamaru shuffled some Uno cards.
"Just some heart rate monitor junk." Konohamaru shrugged. He dealed Naruto some cards.
Naruto nodded sagely. "Oh." He looked at his hand and sighed. Not a single wild card.
Suddenly, the two genin heard a beeping sound.
"BLWAHGUR!" was Naruto's elegant response. He jumped up, leaving his Uno deck forgotten on the floor. "Konohamaru, is your uncle having a heart attack!"
Konohamaru shook his head. "Nah. It just means his heart rate's up. Maybe he's excited or something."
"We should go get Kurenai sensei!" Naruto whined. "This could be serious!"
"You 'tard!" Konohamaru rolled his eyes. "She's up there with him right... oh, knock it off, you two!" he bellowed at the celing. "Other people live here too, ya know!"