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Take 14: Kerry Shanahan
Category for this take: Humor / Romance
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"You're probably right, Sir."
"I am?"
"Well, we could try to fix it. However instead of fixing the timeline, we might make it worse."
"How could we make it worse, Sam?"
"Well, Jack, instead of finally being together, you could still be seeing Kerry and I could still be marrying Pete tomorrow."
"That would be bad. Or even worse, Kerry could be marrying Pete tomorrow."
"How so? That sounds like a way everyone could be happy. Well, maybe not Kerry."
"If Pete and Kerry got together, their offspring would be the sign of the apocalypse, or a host candidate for the next Goa'uld evil overlord, or something like that."
"Ok, that would be worse."