A/N: THE PLOT! IT'S TAKING OVER MY LIFE! DAMN YOU, NEOPETS! DAMN YOU AND YOUR ADDICTIVE COMMUNITY-BASED ACTIVITES! Idea comes from Bob-The-Rock. Who rocks. Srsly. EDIT: I forgot to post part of it. So if it sounded kinda weird at the end... yeah. My bad.
Hiashi glared at Naruto. Naruto cheekily smiled back.
"F-father, we're just roommates," Hinata ventured. "I-I swear, we aren't doing a-anything-"
"Shaddup." He grunted, getting up. "You. Blonde Boy. If you do anything, and I mean anything to my daughter, I'll know."
Naruto held up a bowl. "More potatoes, Mister Hyuuga?"
"I've got to go." Hiashi stomped out the door, slamming it behind him.
The next day...
"Hinata, did you see my nightcap?" Naruto rifled through the junk piled up in his closet. "You know, the froggy one? I can't find it anywhere..."
"N-no," Hinata twiddled her fingers together. "I'm sure it'll t-turn up soon."
The next day...
*see previous day
The next day...
*see previous day
The next day...
"That's IT!" Naruto growled. "I haven't gotten a SINGLE good night's sleep since my nightcap disappeared. I'm sending that Hiashi a letter."
Five minutes later, Naruto scowled his way down to the post office and shoved his letter into the face of the unfortunate mailroom worker who was on duty.
~~Dear Hiashi-san,
I'm not saying you DID take my froggy nightcap, and I'm not saying you DIDN'T take my froggy nightcap. But it's been missing ever since you came over for dinner.
-Naruto~~
The next day...
Naruto was woken up by a sobbing Hinata.
"Naruto-kun, I don't think we should continue being roomates," she sniffled, handing him a letter addressed to a certain Naruto Uzumaki. "I'm leaving this afternoon."
Opening the letter, Naruto's blood froze in his veins.
~~Dear Naruto,
I'm not saying you DO mess around with my daughter, and I'm not saying you DON'T mess around with my daughter. But if Hinata were sleeping in her own bed, you would've found the froggy nightcap a lot earlier.
-Hiashi~~