A/N: THE PLOT! IT'S TAKING SO LONG FOR THE NEXT STEP TO BE POSTED!
"Naruto," Sakura eyed him and his group of lackeys suspiciously. "What're you up to this time?"
Sai answered for him. "WE'VE FOUND A PEDOPHILE!" He shouted happily, eliciting stares and glares from the various mothers who were out shopping with their children. "We're going to go bust him right now!"
"Really?" Sakura leaned in closer. "How did you find this.. pedophile?"
"We went on a chat room under the name 'Hokagedattebayo'!" Chouji whispered excitedly. "There was this weird dude named 'MklJksn1955' who kept asking other people how old they were!"
Shikamaru yawned. "He also asked us where we lived."
"He invited us over to his house today too," Kiba grinned, cracking his knuckles. "Boy, is he in for a rough time!"
"I... I.." Sakura thought of the millions of innocent children around the world. "I'M COMING WITH YOU!"
Naruto grinned. "Here's your anti-pedophile device." He handed her a taser.
Later...
Naruto winked at his motley crew and rang the doorbell.
"Hokagedattebayo? Is that you?" Rock Lee poked his head out the door.
"Damn!" Kiba gasped. "Is it just me, or are pedophiles getting younger and younger?"
Sakura narrowed her eyes. "Get him."