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Take 16: As seen on TV
Category for this take: Humor
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Teal'c, was that a fish?"
"Yes it was, DanielJackson."
"I thought you said there was no fish in Jack's pond. The tape also said there was no fish in Jack's pond."
"Indeed."
"Does this me we get to go back and fix things? I'll admit I was a little jealous of the other me on the tape who got to see ancient Egypt first-hand."
"I am sorry to disappoint you."
"You ordered fish to be added to the pond, didn't you?"
"A great many things can be ordered through the shopping channels of Earth."
"Maybe you should tell Sam. She's likely to overreact and start planning a mission to fix the timeline."