A/N: This was all by Shinzui Ookami. None of it's mine. I just felt like I had to update. 0.o XD
Itachi stood over Sasuke, wearing a pink frilly apron. It was a very menacing pink frilly apron.
"Make the cookies" he commanded, sharingan eyes glinting dangerously in the fluorescent lights of the kitchen they were in.
"Noooo!" Sasuke yelled. Itachi reached over and forced Sasuke into a pink apron of his own decorated with little hearts and flowers.
"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack the proper apron" Itachi repeated the whole time.