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Take 17: Fresh water
Category for this take: Humor
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Sir, are those dead fish over there?"
"It looks like it. I wonder... Teal'c!"
"O'Neill?"
"Did you have fish added to my pond?"
"I did indeed. I thought it would provide us with more fulfilling entertainment."
"Next time, make certain they are fresh water fish, not salt water fish. And for the record, Sam and I have our evening entertainment already planned. I would suggest you and Danny boy find somewhere else to be later tonight. Unfortunately, we all have some dead fish to retrieve first."
"How romantic, Jack!"