A/N: I haven't updated in forever. What fun! The idea for this chapter's from Dragon Rider-II.
Neji looked warily about himself and pulled his hat down to hide his face as he entered the crowded, noisy waiting room.
"Er..." he paused at the receptionist's desk, making sure to keep his face obscured. "Is this the waiting room for the Pantene smooth and silky TV commercial audition ?" he whispered, trying to keep his voice down.
"What?" The receptionist . "I can't hear you, speak up." She rolled her eyes and went back to her Cosmopolitan. "Hmph. These foreigners... "
"I said," Neji took a deep breath, steadying himself. "Is this... the waiting room... for the Pantene... smooth and silky... TV COMMERCIAL AUDITION?"
The receptionist nodded, flicking a booger onto a poor and unsuspecting janitor who was passing by. "Would you like to try out? I'll need to know your name."
"Neji... Hyuuga," Neji mouthed. "And would you mind keeping your voice dow-"
"If you'll please take a seat, Mr. Neji Hyuuga, we'll be right with you." The receptionist loudly interrupted him.
Three heads whipped towards Neji. Three pairs of eyes narrowed at the unlucky Hyuuga. And three voices growled the same words.
"Neji..." Sakura, Ino, and Itachi frowned. "What are YOU doing here?"