Here comes another one! Let me know what you think, and any suggestions are also welcome! The more you review, the faster we'll get to the last one, that's all I'm saying ;)
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Five times Ianto Jones put Jack on decaf... and one time he didn't.
2.
'I told you, I had it!'
'It was gonna rip you apart!'
'No, Jack, it wasn't! I had the spray out, and I was pointing a gun at it!'
'It was about to jump you, I saw it!'
'I told you, I was prepared! I was waiting for it to jump! And is that what you think of my aim? That I can't hit a Weevil when it's right in front of me, and not moving? Thanks, Jack, it's great that you hold me in such high esteem!'
'That's not what I meant, and you know it! Your aim is fine, but why take chances?'
'Take chances? What the fuck are you talking about, Jack? You didn't have a problem with Owen or Gwen taking down their Weevils, but when I'm about to catch one, you just had to go and get yourself killed by it, when I had it completely under control!'
'But I'm fine!'
'I KNOW that Jack, but that's not the point! Or do you like dying, is that it? Have you got some sort of idiotic death wish?'
'How DARE you? I throw myself in front of a fucking Weevil and die a painful death, just to make sure you don't have to!'
'I – WAS – FINE! I had it under control! I didn't need you to get yourself killed, and I certainly didn't ask you to do it!
'Fine! Remind me not to bother next time!'
'Ianto?'
'…'
'I know you're still mad, I tasted the decaf.'
'Have you got complaints, sir?'
'No, I… I just wanted… Don't be mad at me, Ianto, you know I just did it to protect you.'
'I told you, Jack, I don't need you to protect me.'
'I know, I know, it's not rational, but I can't stand the thought of you getting hurt, and I can't help it, it's just some kind of instinct, I suppose…'
'Ok.'
'Ok?'
'Ok. But Jack…'
'Yeah?'
'You're still getting decaf.'