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Here's number 5, where Jack didn't really do anything wrong, but has to suffer the consequences nonetheless. (But my guess is that it might have been worth it ;) )

The boys still don't belong to me, sadly.

Five times Ianto Jones put Jack on decaf... and one time he didn't.

5.

'Aaah, Jack, I… No, I don't… I mean… I have to…'

'What was that?' Jack whispered in Ianto's ear, and kept stroking the quickly growing bulge at the front of Ianto's trousers. Ianto swallowed.

'I said, I… I have to… go to… get…'

'Oh, I don't think so, Mr Jones. We've been running our arses off these past days, and now that I finally have you to myself, I'm not planning on letting you go anytime soon.'

As the pressure of Jack's hand increased, Ianto pushed away all objections, and just let go. Soon, he had completely forgotten why he had been so keen to leave in the first place.

Jack's voice was clear in Ianto's earpiece.

'Ianto. Would you bring me a cup of coffee before the others arrive, please?'

'Jack. Yeah, about that. There seems to be a... problem.'

'Problem? With my coffee?'

Ianto noticed how nervous Jack suddenly sounded.

'Yeah. You know how we've been really busy this week?'

'Yeah?'

Jack didn't seem to see a connection.

'Well, none of us has been able to get away, including me, which means that I haven't been able to get to the shop. We ran out of coffee yesterday, which was actually why I was heading out when you... umm... distracted me.'

Ianto clearly heard how Jack swallowed, as the realisation that he had caused his own misfortune hit him.

'Jack?' he asked when the silence stretched out.

'Oh,' was all Jack managed to say.

'I might get a chance to go and get some when I pick up lunch.'

'Right...'

'But in the meantime...'

'Yeah?'

Jack sounded so hopeful, Ianto almost felt bad having to disappoint him. Almost.

'There's always decaf.'

The reply sounded a lot like a growl.

'Oh, you think that's bad? Guess who's going to be the one to tell Owen why he's not getting his morning coffee?