I do not own Hetalia or any anime/other references but I do own the name of the village, OC characters, roads, and schools. Villages, towns, and cities are made up along of some random peoples names. I'm also not typing the character's accents. I never been to Maine. I changed the rating to M because there's going to be a lot of swear words and mature scenes in the later chapters.

"talking"

'thoughts'

"phone, TV, or computer"

(Author Note)

"Titles"

'Lyrics'

"'Quote'"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Gaming the Nintendo?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Third Person POV*

The only ones going to the 'game room' were America, Sam, Japan, Germany, both Italy's, Spain, England, France, Russia, China, Prussia, South Korea, Hungary, Taiwan, and Canada.

"Wait, I just thought of something. Where am I going to stay?" Sam said as they were walking.

"You could always stay with the hero, which is me!" America said.

"It's better than a hotel." Canada said.

"Is there a ghost here because I just heard something." America said.

"It was Canada, America. Your brother." Sam said.

"Oh yeah. Sorry, Canada."

"No problem, America."

"At least I'm staying there too so you don't have to worry about them." England said.

"If it isn't any trouble, could I stay there as well?" Japan asked.

"Sure dude, but why?" America asked.

"I'm sure Sam wants to have someone there that she knows."

"That seems like a good reason." England said.

"The beautiful me is coming too!" France said. "I shouldn't be in an American hotel room."

"Alright dudes, here we are and don't diss my hotels, France!" America said as he stopped at a door. He opened it and reviled the room wasn't that big as the conference room, but it was big. The floor was a red and yellow carpet, and there was a wide, light gray couch and two chairs the same color. There was a large wide-screen TV in front of the couch. "We should make a way how to switch people into the game."

"We should make it like a battle." Germany said. "We have four people start but with two people facing each other. Whoever loses has to switch with someone. I can start the battle order if you want."

"That's cool, bro." America said. "Now since I'm the hero, I get to choose the people who will go first. I will go first with my little American citizen, Sam," America put his arm around Sam's left shoulder. "and then Japan, and China."

"Now I see, you guys were insulting my shortness." Sam said.

"It's nothing like that, Sam." England said. "It's just America isn't really bright."

"Why do you have to be so cruel to me?" America asked England.

"Because it's true." England answered.

"I have to match ups." Germany said. " It will be America vs Japan and Sam vs China. After you four go, it will be Russia, followed by France, England, and then Prussia."

"Now for colors!" America shouted while he turned on the GameCube. "I'll be blue!"

"I'll be red if nobody minds." Japan said. "And if I remember correctly, you like to use the white one, right Sam?"

"Yeah. If that's okay." Sam said.

"Pink is my color!" France said.

"Now you're acting like Poland." England said.

"China will be yellow, Russia will be purple, England will be green, and Prussia will be brown. Any questions?" America asked. Silence. "Okay let's get started! City Trail with seven minutes. No randomness popping up and random stadium!" Of course, America was first player, Sam was second, Japan was third, and China was fourth.

The game starts. America was at City Hall, Sam was by the forest, Japan was by the stone things, and China was close to America. Sam went to the volcano to break open the caves and went to open underground the forest. America was looking for a weapon so that he could take down Japan. Japan was getting items and China was looking for the Chinese air ride. America finally got Spike Kirby and went after Japan. But Japan found a cannon and hit America with it and defeated him leaving him to find a new air ride. Sam found a part of the Hydra Air Ride and Japan went to City Hall to see if the other pieces were there. China found the Chinese air ride and went to level up. Three minutes left and America hit Japan with and time bomb and Sam nor China manage to defeat each other. Sam had one more piece of the Hydra Air Ride and she found it under a building. The Hydra air ride machine scene happens and Sam went after China. There was a minute left and Sam and China haven't killed each other yet. Sam was getting a lot of level ups and China was doing that too and killed America when he was aiming at Sam.

"Are they going to settle it at the battle if neither of them defeat each other?" Italy asked.

"Probably." Germany said with his arms crossed.

Thirty seconds left and China was by the dock place. "Well, it doesn't matter because I'm going to-"

BAM! Sam's Kirby ran into China's Kirby, destroying his air ride. "Now what were you going to say, China?" Sam started to collect the items that China dropped.

"How did you hit me?! I didn't even see you!" China yelled as the time ran out.

"HAHAHA! China got pwned by a girl! That's badass!" America laughed when the Checkered Knights stage appeared. Sam won, Japan was in second, America was in third, and China was in last because he got killed by America.

"I guess I'm up." Russia said as he took the controller from China's hand. "I'll take that, my little sunflower."

"Don't call me that in public!" China whined.

"Ohonhonhon, I think that it's adorable." France said while smirking. Russia got out his water pipe that was hidden in his jacket, but China put his hand on it, making Russia put it back in his jacket.

"The only violence we need right now is in this video game." Sam said. "I had enough blood today."

"That's probably the least amount of blood you lost in a month, if you know what I mean." France said with a smirk and Sam froze.

"How could you say that, you pervert?!" England shouted.

"That topic should never be talked about around men when it involves a teenager!" Hungary shouted along with Taiwan.

"That's very improper!" China yelled.

"What are you guys talking about?" Italy questioned, but was ignored.

'I'll need to borrow some of Germany's things when this is over.' Japan thought to himself while glaring at France.

"You can hit France with your pipe after we leave, Russia." Sam said in a plain tone.

"What?!" France yelled as Germany held him because he wanted to leave the room.

"You're not escaping death, you cheese eater!" Germany yelled.

"I'll be sure to do that." Russia said with a smile, that says 'I'm going to kill you', on his face.

"To make this faster, whoever gets the most hits on their opponent and loses the next battle, will be out until their next turn. If it's a tie, then they will continue." Germany said.

City Trail starts again and Russia got the ice item to get Ice Kirby and went after Sam. He kept missing a lot of time until he hit America.

"Hey, watch it, commie!" America shouted at Russia.

"There's no rules against attacking someone else." Russia said as he searched for Sam. The battle ended with Japan and Sam winning the match.

"I can't believe I lost." America said.

"Well this game was created in Japan's country." Sam said. Japan blushed a little.

"I can't believe I'm doing this." England said.

"You can still back out if you want." France said.

"There's no way I'm backing out!" England shouted as he took Russia's controller.

"So," Spain started. "if England and France are facing each other, then are Japan and Sam going to face each other?"

"I guess so ." Germany said as England and France chose their colors.

'Should I go easy on her?' Japan thought to himself. 'She would know I'm not trying me best. I can't believe that sounded wrong.' The game started.

"I'm going to win since I'm better at them than-" France got bombed. "Who the hell just bombed me?!"

"Sorry, I let go of the button too soon." Japan lied. 'That's what you get, you bastard.'

Four minutes went by, and Sam got the Dragoon Air Ride and Japan got the Hydra Air was one point ahead of Japan and France and England were tied. England was on the Winged Star and France was on the Turbo Star going for a cannon. "This will show you mister 'I'm a gentleman'." France said as he got the cannon. "Say good-bye En-" He got bombed again. "Japan, stop bombing me!"

"That's what you get for being a pervert to me, bitch." Sam said as she ran over France's Kirby and got his level ups.

"That's my citizen!" America shouted.

"I can't believe it." France said as he tried to get a new ride.

'I guess that I'll have to be on her good side.' Japan thought. 'What am I thinking? That sounded so wrong! I need to stop thinking about these things!'

In the end, France got the Winged Star, the score was the same, and Japan lost at the High Jump.

"It's the awesome me's turn!" Prussia announced after taking Japan's controller.

"I'll show you that no one messes with Great Britain!" England said.

"I would have won if I wasn't bombed." France said to England.

"You deserved it." Sam said to France. "Oh, I was wondering something." Sam looked at England. "Does it matter if someone calls you Britain or England?"

"It doesn't really matter." England said. "It's really United Kingdom, but it's troubling for some people to say that."

"Oh, okay." Sam said as City Trail began again. Sam and Prussia were going neck and neck and the same thing could be said with England and France. Prussia lost while on the Swerve Star during the Kirby Melee stage. Sam was on the Shadow Star and won, France was second on the Rocket Star, and England was in third with the Wheelie Bike. France and England were still tied again.

"This game is not as awesome enough for me! I'm quitting!"

"I'll play!" South Korea said. "This game was invented in Korea!"

"No, it's not." China said.

The battles in order.

Sam vs South Korea and France vs England. South Korea lost.

Sam vs China and France vs England. China and England lost.

Sam vs France and America vs Russia. Let's just say there was violent bombing(by Sam), swearing(America), and a water pipe appearing(Russia). France and America lost.

Sam vs Japan and Russia vs South Korea. South Korea lost.

"Okay, I think this is getting a little old." Germany said.

"Yeah dude, after a while, it does get boring." America said as he turned off the game.

"How about we quit this game and go do something." England said.

"And what would that be?" France said.

"I'm not sure." England said.

"I don't think Sam can really do that much in her condition." Taiwan said.

"Do you need help getting up, Sam?" Japan asked Sam.

"I don't think so, but thanks anyway." Sam said as she got up. "My legs are asleep though."She sat back on the couch. "I don't wanna get up again."

"It's 'I don't want to' not 'I don't wanna'. Why can't people these days speak properly." England said.

"Why can't you let it go just this once, England." France said as he put his left hand on England's right shoulder. "She's injured. Let her get comfortable."

'How the hell did they get in front of me?' Sam thought. "Uh, thanks, but, um, shouldn't you be running now?"

"Why would I be running?"

"Russia is going to hit you." France turned around and saw Russia behind him, with the purple aura around him and chanting 'KolKolKol', and he was about to hit him with his water pipe.

"Holy shit!" France yelled as he dodged the pipe. Sam would have had the pipe close to her face, just the wind hitting her, but Japan grabbed her and he fell with his back at the left end of the couch, if you're looking at the seats right in front of you, in an angled sitting position. England almost fell on the floor on his back. "Don't hit my beautiful face!" France ran out of the room with Russia right behind him chanting 'KolKolKol'.

"Are you alright, Sam?" Japan asked her as he looked down. His face turned red as Spain's tomatoes. He was holding Sam with both his arms around her as she had her left hand on his chest, as well as her whole right side, and her legs were pulled up so that their knees touched a little. Her face was almost red.

"I-I-I'm alright. T-Thanks." Sam said as she got up. "Sorry for touching you- ow." She winced in pain.

"S-Sam!" Japan said. Germany, America, and England were around her.

"Are you sure you're alright, Sam?" Germany asked her.

"Yeah. It was just a little pain." Sam said as she got up, but was picked up by America, princess/bridal style. "W-What are you doing?! Put me down!"

"As the hero, I can not let you hurt yourself anymore!" America said as he walked around the couch. "Japan, as my side-kick, will you get Sam's bag?"

"Side-kick?" Japan questioned while getting the bag. 'Get your hands off of her!'

"Your ninja reflexes of justice are perfect for being my side-kick"

"What about me?" England asked. "E-Even though I don't care, I have reflexes too." So tsundere.

"Your job is going to come soon." America said.

"That sounded so wrong." Sam said.

"What do you mean?" England asked America.

"It's nothing." America said "Now whoever is coming to the hero's house, which is my house, we're leaving now."

"So you expect us to relax the whole day until we come back here tomorrow?" Germany asked.

"It seems so." Russia said, magically appearing in the room.

"Holy- where the hell did you come from?!" Romano screamed. "And what happened to that wine bastard?!"

"You don't need to know." Russia said with a creepy smile.

"Okay, back to topic." America said. "We don't have any info on those guys so, if we think this over when we're calm and see what they do next, we might figure out something."

"Wow, America is acting smart today." England chuckled.

"Why is everyone dissing me today? I'm always smart!"

"If you're going to argue with England, put me down." Sam said angrily.

"No way dudette." America said as he was walking out the door with Sam and Japan.

"I would like to be called dude rather than dudette."

"Fine, dude." America said as they were in the hallway.

"I can't believe that nobody is taking this seriously. This didn't happen with the Pictonians." Germany said while face palming himself.

"We have some time before they do anything and we can't do anything but wait." England said.

"I know, but still." Germany sighed.

"Ve, let's get some pasta, Germany!" Italy said to his lover.

"Fine, fine, whatever you want." Germany replied.

By America's car, which is a blue van with an American flag on the back

"We have Canada, right?" Sam asked as America put her in the front seat.

"Who?" America asked.

Sam gave him the 'Are you serious' look. "Your brother."

"Oh, yeah." America remembered. "Um, I don't know where he is."

Canada appeared by Japan and said Asian nation saw him. "He's right here."

"Oh, he was right there." America said, looking confused. "I'll take that bag and put it in th trunk, Japan." He took the bag. "You'll find France, Britain."

"Why the bloody hell do I have to find that frog?"

America starts to open the trunk. "Well, you know him best and- holy crap there's a Frenchie in the trunk!"

"Is he all bloody?" Sam asked from her seat. "If he is, then I can hold on to my things."

"No, he's in one piece." Canada said.

"Is Russia gone?" France asked while shaking.

"He's in the building." Canada said. "Why and how did you get in there?"

"I was running from Russia when I saw America's car and opened the trunk. I was hiding in here ever since."

"You deserved it." Sam said. "I still don't trust you with my things."

"Just get into the back seat before Russia comes out here." America said. France hurried to the seats in front of the trunk.

"I'll be in the back with France." Canada said while opening the back door carrying Kumajiro.

"That means Japan and I get the middle." England said.

"Hai." Japan said.

Everyone was in the van and they went their way. (Wow, this sounds like a little kid story.)

"We're going to stop by McDonald's before we get to the house. Anyone want something?"

"Damn it, America!" England shouted. "You should stop eating that junk that you call food!"

"That's why it's called 'junk food'." Sam said but no one heard her.

"Stop dissing my food!" America shouted. "You can't even cook!"

"My food's delicious!"

"My food's the best!" France said from the back.

"Shut it, frog!" England shouted at France.

"My food's better." Japan said quietly.

"Oh maple." Canada said quietly in the back.

"How about we let America do what he wants and we can have some health food when we get to his house." Sam said.

"Ugh, fine." England sighed in annoyance.

*Sam's POV*

I finally got a look at myself on the right side mirror. My hair was still light brown. My eyes are bigger, since I'm in an anime, and were a bright brown, I didn't have any pimples, freckles, moles, or whatever the hell they're called on my face or my arms. 'I guess that I have to look at my legs later since I'm in pants. It would be awkward to lift your pant legs up with male countries and France in the car. As Italy said, I'm paler than I was before I came here.'

"Are you sure you don't want anything to eat, Sam?" America asked me.

"I'm sure." I said. "Is there any soup at your place?"

"I think so." America said.

"How do you not know?" England asked.

"I just don't know. You know what we're missing? We're missing music." America turned on the radio and the most horrible song came on.

'Baby, Baby, oh Baby~'

"No!" I shouted. "I mean, uh, this song is evil. Please, turn it off."

"Thank god!" America said as he turned it off.

"Sorry Canada." I apologized to Canada.

"It's no problem. I hate him too."

America finally got a different station on. 'I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah.'

"Damn it America! You're not leaving this song on." England said.

"This song's okay. Who wants to keep it on?" America said.

"I have no problem with this." I said.

"I love this song." France said.

"I don't really mind." Canada said while maybe blushing.

"What about you, Japan?" America asked Japan.

"Uh, no comment." Japan said while blushing more than Canada.

"Well, you lose, Iggy."

"Stop calling me Iggy!"

So, at McDonald's, America ordered a whole bunch of food that I couldn't keep track of. That's when I found out that there was a secret compartment in America's van were America keeps his food. It has the space of Kirby's mouth. Seriously, where the hell am I again?

America's house in Maine~

"Here we are." America said. The outside of his house was like the one in "America's Storage Room Cleaning" episode. The inside: when you open the door in the garage, you were in the kitchen. There was a mat for your shoes, a gray refrigerator on the right side and your usual kitchen electronics on the other side. Passed the kitchen, a wooden door that might lead to the basement, and the long wooden table that can fit eight people, looked like the living room. The color was the same as America's other house. There was a long, sandpaper color couch, a wooden square table, and a big TV. It looks like the ones at Wal-Mart. "I think I have some soup somewhere."

"I'll look, America." Canada said while looking through the cabinets. "There's tomato and chicken and stars."

"I'll have chicken and stars." I said.

"I suppose that I'll have to show them their rooms?" England asked.

"I can do that." America said while putting his food on the counter.

"I'm going to stay here and make the soup." Canada said, getting a cooking pot.

"Yeah, you do that, Canadia." America said as he took Japan, France, England, and I upstairs. There were two hallways upstairs. It goes wall, hallway, wall, hallway, wall. The railings were black. "Britain, you take France down that hallway. Just take him two rooms from yours."

"Why the bloody hell does the frog have to be in the room by me?!"

"He's not by you, he's by Canada. I don't want to be woken up in the middle of the night."

"Whatever, your room is three doors down this hallway." England said as he led France to the left hallway.

"Your guys' rooms are this way." America said to Japan and I while walking to the other hallway. "Sam, you can have the first room since there's a bathroom connected to it. I have no idea what teenage girls are like these days and I don't want to know."

"You don't want to know." I said. America's face was like the one he gave Japan when Japan didn't want to ask the Pictonians to sign the peace treaty yet. I think Japan was blushing. "Oh my gosh, your reaction is hilarious! Haha! Oh my god! I can't stop! Haha! It's too much!"

"Oh, just check out your room!" America yelled, jokingly.

"Fine, fine!" I said while laughing. I opened the door and somehow, there's no hero related things in here except for a Captain America clock. The room was just a little smaller than the one in Japan's house when America and Japan were playing that table game in episode fifty. The walls were a light tan color. The queen size bed was facing the door when you opened it. The pillow was a peach color. The top bed cover was light orange and had a brown and green flower arrangement. The bed cover under it, in this angle, looked liked an orange creamery color. There was a small wooden table on the left of the bed and a TV on a wooden TV stand. On the right was a white door, which is the door to the bathroom, restroom, or what ever people call it, and the was a wooden dresser with a mirror. "Very orange."

"Yeah, I know." America said. "Britain didn't like the idea of having all the rooms plain, so he made this one a tad bit girly."

"It's fine. Thanks."

"No problem, dude. Just put your stuff in here and come back out. You better close the door too so France doesn't look in here."

"Okay, I'll do that."I put my stuff down in the room.

"And this is your room, Japan!" I heard America say to Japan in the room next door.

'I hope we can end this quick.' I closed the door only to hear.

"Don't you dare try to grope me again, you perverted frog!" England shouted at France while in the hallway that connected the two hallways.

'Oh, so there is a hallway connecting to these hallways.' "Was it really a good idea that France went along with England?"

"I've now regretted what I did." America said as he walked over to my direction.

"Now I can work on that transporting machine." England said. "The frog is in his room doing something."

"Same with Japan." America said as we walked down the stairs.

"Your soup's done, Sam." Canada said.

"Thanks, Canada." I said.

"I hope you have green tea here." England said.

"For you, I always do." America said.

'Oh my pasta. UsUk moment again!'

"That's been made too." Canada said.

"Thank you very much, chap." England said.

"Dude, Sam, do you play Brawl?" America asked me while we walked to the kitchen.

"You mean Super Smash Bros. Brawl?"

"Yep, that's the one."

"I play it. I beat my older cousins at it most of the time." I grabbed my soup.

"Awesome! I haven't been on the two player events and I keep forgetting to ask Japan." America grabbed his fast food.

"What about Canada? You should hang out a lot." I asked.

"I didn't think he would be interested."

"I do play though." Canada said, even though it sounded like a whisper.

"Great! Let's go play! I call Captain Falcon!" America said.

"I call Yoshi." I said as we walked in the living room.

"Why would you play as Yoshi? There are stronger characters than him." England said.

'Oh no he didn't.' "Did you just diss Yoshi?"

"Yes, I did." England said. "Captain Falcon would easily beat Yoshi."

"This means war." I said, evilly. "America, we have to hold off on the two player events."

"We have to have the loser do something when they lose." America said as he put the game in.

"You have to have your hair down and wear makeup tomorrow." England said to me. "Most of the time ladies like to make sure they have their makeup on and to make sure it's right. You didn't worry about this since you were here. It will make you more like a lady."

"If that's how it's going to be, then if you lose, you will have to eat fries from McDonald's tomorrow."

The start menu appeared and we sat down. I took a few bites or slurps out of my soup while America got the multiple player screen up. "Okay, dudes. The match is going to be a ten life battle with every item except the smash ball. The stage is going to be random so no one has the advantage."

"Sure. That's perfect." I said, choosing pink Yoshi.

"That's fine by me." England said, choosing Link.

I pressed the random stage button and realized something. Does England even know how to play this?

*Japan's POV*

I was getting dressed in some comfortable clothes. 'I can't believe that she didn't mind that song. She shouldn't be listening to songs like that. She probably didn't want to be rude, but she did have an outburst during that one song.' I brought some of the books with me to help me with my love for Sam even though the chance of an actual relationship is very low. This is wrong on so many levels though. She's only fifteen! Well, fifteen and a half as she said during the meeting. Could her sixteenth birthday be soon? American girls like to celebrate their sixteenth birthday like it's a big holiday party. 'Damn, I can't be thinking about this! I need to protect her from those guys and France. I can't forgive them for hurting her! Let's see, what should I write down now.' I've kept a small black spiral with me to write down everything about her. It's not in a creepy way, but in a make sure that she's happy. 'I've got the type of candy she likes, the color Kirby she likes to play with in video games, she seems to like plushies, one of her favorite anime characters is Kakashi Hatake, her fear of spiders, she's a fujoshi, and her slight shyness. Now let's see here. Her birthday's soon, she's advanced in Kirby Air Ride, she wants to hurt France whenever he does something inappropriate, and that she is fragile. She likes to wear black, she didn't act like a fan girl when she was at the meeting...' I heard a knock at my door. "Just a second." I hurried my stuff in my bag and opened the door. It was France. "Can I help you, France?"

"I know it's not my place to ask this but, what are your feelings for the young lady Sam?"

I was shocked. How did he know that I had feelings for her? Was it that noticeable? "W-What are you talking about?"

"I could see it in your eyes as you looked at her and talked about her." France said. "I don't think anyone notice though. I am the country of love after all. It's my job."

'Damn, I can't let my secret out.' "I'm sorry, but I only care for her because she help us last month and she was injured by them. She's a teenager that shouldn't be in the mess."

"Fine, whatever you say." He started to walk to the stairs. "Oh, before I forget. I only used the blood reference to see what you do. I'm not sick like that."

'He wasn't saying that to be perverted?'

"We should go down now. The others might worry or else you want to be with me. I can give you some pointers."

"Uh." He is really a pervert. "We should go down stairs." We walked down stairs.

"Game!" A male voice said.

'Wait, I know that voice.' France and I were able to see what was happening. Sam and England were playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl and whoever was Yoshi won.

"That's what you get for dissing Yoshi." Sam said she drank some of her soup.

"Haha! England got beat by a girl like China did!" America said.

"I hate this day." England said. I wonder why he seems so depressed.

"You are playing video games again? Why can't you quit for five hours?" France asked them.

"America wanted to play the two player event mode and then England dissed Yoshi, so we battled and now England has to get some fries from McDonald's tomorrow for losing. Sam said while drinking some more of her soup.

'Note to self to write down later, Sam likes Yoshi and I should never diss him.

"Japan, we need your help in defeating Sam in the next match!" America said to me.

"Why do you need my help?"

"You see, when Britain and Sam were battling, I made a bet that whoever wins the next match gets to watch whatever they want and the others have to watch that too. I want to watch a horror movie, but Sam doesn't like horror movies and Britain wants to watch "House". You have to fight with me."

"Building a team is not allowed." England said. "Sam and I aren't a team so you will have an advantage."

"I'll have nightmares if I see a scary movie, so I'm so not letting America win." Sam said. "I won against England in the last match and I still had eight lives left and Canada doesn't want to play."

"It's fun to watch." Canada said.

"I guess I'll play one match, but I'll fight on my own because it isn't right to have a team when the others don't."

"Yes, we can play!" America shouted as he handed me a controller. "You like using the GameCube controller right?"

"Yeah, that's fine." 'I wonder if I should have Sam win. But I need to try my best. If I win, I should let her decide what we should watch. I can't let her have nightmares.'

"I feel left out, but I'm just find sitting by England and Canada." France said as he tried to wrap his arm around England.

"You are sitting on the other side of the couch, you pervert!" England yelled.

I looked at the screen and saw that Sam was the first player with a pink Yoshi, England was Link, and America was Captain Falcon. I chose Marth in his white outfit. 'I wish Sam was one of the princesses.'

*Sam's POV*

"No way." America said.

"This can't be possible." England said.

"Good thing I didn't play." France said.

"I wouldn't have imagine this." Canada said and Japan just had a shocked expression.

"There's no way that you could beat me and Japan! We're the best!" America shouted at me.

"I told you I was good at this." I said. "And it's 'Japan and I'."

"She beat me twice at this game and she beat me at telling America about his bad grammar. That isn't lady like at all." England said.

This is how the battle went. The stage we were on was at Hyrule Temple and it was a ten stock match with Pokeballs for the weapons. England lost first by someone, then it was Japan by those twin Pokémon that I summoned, last was America. I just threw a Pokémon at him. I had four lives left.

"How can you have four lives left?!" America yelled at me.

"How about we let Sam decide what we watch and I'll cook dinner." Canada said.

"Sure, Canada." England said. "I don't know if I should be afraid to ask but, what do you want to watch, Sam? I could be right now or it could be later."

"Well, I sort of missed an episode of this one show, but I'm not sure that most of you will want to watch it." I said. I wonder how they are going to react by this.

"Try me." England said.

"It's "Bad Girls Club"." I said. Yep, the otaku just said that. It's better than "Jersey Shore" in my opinion.

"What?" England asked.

"Sounds sexy." France said

'Creep.' Oh boy, Japan has a confused face.

"That show, really?" America asked. "Sure, but hasn't that show been on for a while?"

"I missed the fifth episode of the ninth season, but they have reruns right now. It's good to have you guys watch it so you will know the people."

"I'm afraid to ask, but what is the show about?" England asked.

"I'm curious about the show too." Japan said.

"I have no idea why I like it, but my sister got me into it. It's about seven "bad girls", and I would put quotes on "bad girls", that go to a mansion and live with each other for three months. Most of the girls, actually adults, have somewhat bad behavior, have a drinking problem, they're just looking for a guy, or anything else as you might consider bad except serious crimes. There are some rules in the house and the most important one is that if you start a fight that can injure someone else, mostly punching someone in the face, you get sent home and replaced."

"Still sounds sexy." France said.

"I bet you will like this, France." I said to him. America got to the channel and there showed Mehgan's lingerie party. I think everyone's face got all red. Japan's the most.

"I really like this." France said.

"This is really inappropriate. This behavior." England said.

"This is hot." America said.

Japan tried to look away.

"What are you watching?!" Canada asked in surprised.

"Nice." Kumajirou said.

"Kumajirou! Go back upstairs!" Canada said to Kumajirou. I was wondering where he went.

"The blond one is Ashley, the one with the afro looking hair is Erika, the one that looks like she can be related to Obama is Mehgan, the orange haired one is Falen, the one with the bad eyebrows, yours are better England, is Christina, the one with the black hair is Julie, and the last one is Rima. I'm not a fan of Mehgan, Erika, and Christina."

Three hours later after a pancake and fruit salad dinner (really Canada)

"I hate Christina! She is so cruel!" I, not really shouted, shouted.

"I agree. She had no right yelling at Ashley." France said. "I need to have this show air at my place."

"Of course you would. I just can't believe you watch this, Sam." England said to me.

"I already said, my sister got me into this and I have no idea why I like it though." I answered his non-question. "I bet I just use this to make sure I don't end up like them."

"T-That's good. You shouldn't be inappropriate like them." Japan said.

'Omg! He cares! Damn it, Sam! Your love will never come true!' "Thanks Japan." He blushed. 'Aww~'

"Do you have anything else to watch, Sam?" England asked. "It better not be anything that we just watched!"

"I have no idea what else is on." I said.

"How about I look at the movies on here." America said.

"Sure." I said. America went to the movie section of the TV and on the second page was "Lion King". "Omg, Lion King!" I quickly blushed, I think. I'm don't really have random outbursts around people I barely know, even though they're from "Hetalia".

"I guess we're watching "Lion King"." America said, chuckling. England was too.

"Before that, can I see your computer, Sam?" Japan asked me.

"...Sure? Why?" I asked.

"I need to see something important that might be on your computer."

"Okay. Just be glad it's the opening." I said to him as I got up to get my computer. Walking up the stairs and making a right, then a left, then another right, I made it to my room. 'I wonder why he wants my computer.' I got my computer and walked back down stairs to see a commercial. "I just missed the opening, right?"

"Yep." America said.

"I give up." England said in defeat.

I turned on my computer and I got the internet hooked up and went to Google. "What are you looking for, Japan?"

"I wanted to see our, uh, show's website." He answered.

"I'm not sure if there's an actual website, but there's a wiki." I clicked the Hetalia Wiki website and handed the computer to Japan. "Here you go."

"Thank you very much." Japan said to me.

"No problem." I said to him. Then I quietly said to him. "If you're looking for yaoi, go to fanon." He blushed. 'Bingo was his nameo.'

So after the "Lion King", I was very sleepy. I yawned.

"You're tired already?" America asked. "Shouldn't kids your age be use to staying up late?"

"Well she did have a long day." England said.

"Most longest and terrifying day ever." I said. "I'll call it a day here if that's okay with everyone."

"You should get some sleep. It's good for the mind and body." Canada said.

"Yep, that sounds right. Good night." I said while getting my computer and walking to the stairs.

"Good night, Sam." England said.

"Do you need the hero with you to keep you safe?" America said.

I turned around. "You're an adult male. I'm a high school girl. Even though I one of your fans, that's creepy." I think Japan was glaring at him.

"You're acting like the frog."

"What, are you jealous, Iggy?" America asked.

"I'm not jealous at all!" England shouted

"I can come up there if you want." France said with a wink.

"...I'm way too tired for this crap." I was walking up the stairs.

"Wait, did she say that she was one of my fans? You're one of my fans?!" America asked me, but I ignored it.

I walked in my room. "Oh orange room~" 'Omg, omg, omg! I'm in Hetalia! Squeal, I'm so happy! I don't know if I can keep hiding this excitement! I don't want them to freak out. I'm tired though. Argh, gotta brush my teeth.' Three minutes later and I'm walking out the door singing "I just can't wait to be king" from "Lion King". 'I'm going to be a mighty king, so enemies beware. Well, I never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair.' I took off my shirt and grabbed my pajama shirt. 'I'm going to be the mane event like no king was before.' I put on my pajama shirt. 'I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my-' I was staring at the mirror to see something black move behind me. "Holy FrUK!"

*Japan's POV*

'I can not believe that they asked her if they can sleep in the same bed as her. She's mine! Wait, I mean, that's unacceptable. And what does she mean that she was one of America's fans? What does she see in that immature country? Well, she's American so that does make sense. And what about that show we watched for three hours? That was really inappropriate for her young eyes. I hope she isn't like that with her friends. No, she doesn't seem like she would do that. She mature than those girls. That's one of the reasons why I love her. Who am I talking too?'

"Hey, Japan." England said to me, knocking me back to my senses.

"Huh, I mean, yes, England?"

"You were spacing out, man." America said.

"I was?"

"I guess Sam wasn't the only one with the long day." France said.

"I guess you're right." I said.

"I'm about to head up too." Canada said.

I was about to respond when I heard Sam coming down the stairs. The shirt she was wearing was a black shirt probably two sizes big than she would normally wear with villains from Mario and the saying "'I Heart Villains'". She had a scared face expression.

"Hey, America. How about you be a hero and kill a spider that's in my room, please." Sam said to America.

"Sure, dude." America said as he got up and started to walk upstairs.

'Why does he have to go upstairs to help her? I wanted to help her.

*Sam's POV*

America KO'd the spider. Hooray!

"Why couldn't you kill this by yourself?" America asked me.

"I hate spiders more than Justin Bieber and I hate him a lot. They scare me."

"Well, I killed the evil spider so you're safe now."

"Thank you. Good night."

"Night." America walked out the door and closed it.

'Finally, I can go to bed.' I took off my pants and put my pajama shorts on. 'I just wonder why Japan looked angry at America. Maybe he wanted to help? I didn't want to bother him because America did give me this room. I might have blushed a lot if Japan was in here alone with me. That would be awkward. Argh! Fan girl emotions! I need Chococat!' I grabbed my Chococat plush, turned off the lights, and slipped into the bed. 'I just wonder why they're after me. I'm just a normal human girl. No, scratch that. A random, strange human otaku.'

Yahoo! Off of school and I have a list of new stories in my mind. Sorry for being late but I hate describing things. I want to quit describing things in the story, but it helps the story more. I'm so happy for two new animes being worked on. Hyperdimension Neptunia and Blazblue. Super happy. Well, see ya.