A/N: That was an interesting experiment. By posting two one-shot chapters at the same time, almost one-third of the reading audience skipped a chapter. If you are in that one third, stop reading and go back to chapter 24. We'll wait... Or you can read it after this one... Welcome back. For now, I'm going back to one chapter per day to avoid the confusion. That means I still have a ten day buffer.

Also, I'm taking a break from the cell phones for a while. More of that down the road, but I had some other great ideas that couldn't wait.

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Take 26: Urgo

Category for this take: Humor / Romance

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"This is great."

"I told ya!"

"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."

"Yes, well, let's not dwell."

"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"

"Close enough."

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"So explain please something to me, Carter?"

"Sir?"

"Why did you never tell us you had a thing for Urgo?"

"Ex-cuse me!"

"Urgo. You know. Big guy. Very annoying."

"Where is this coming from?"

"You don't know? I thought it was obvious."

"I promise you, Sir. I do not have a thing for Urgo."

"Daniel, Teal'c, help me out here."

"What is it, Jack?"

"Carter is denying the thing she had for Urgo."

"Sir, Urgo was an implant in our brains. He wasn't real."

"Jack's right, Sam. Wait-you didn't know Pete looked like Urgo?"

"He was also annoying like Urgo, Carter."

"What are you guys talking about?"

"Now that your upcoming nuptials with PeteShanahan have been cancelled, maybe you should get MartinLloyd to introduce you to NickMarlowe from Wormhole X-Treme."

"Good idea, Teal'c."

"No, not good idea, Danny!"

"Jack, he does look like Urgo."

"That means it is a bad idea."

"Guys! Are you saying that Pete and this Wormhole X-Treme guy look like Urgo?"

"Not exactly, but they could be related." "Yeah." "Indeed."

"And you think I'm into that?"

"I just thought..." "I hope not." "It did appear that way."

"Oh my... That's...weird. You guys should have said something to me a year ago. It would have saved everyone a lot of pain. Ok, let me set the record straight. First, I am not into that. Second, I do not want any more fix-ups seeing how spectacularly bad the last one ended up. And third, I do not need a fix-up because I already have my next and hopefully final boyfriend picked out."

"You do? Who is the shrub?"

"Of course I do, Jack. I thought it was obvious."

"Oh... OH!"