Omg, my writing sucked when I started the first story! Not that much commas and so much blah! Am I getting better? I really want to rewrite the first story, but that is going to be a pain in the ass. BLAH! I do not own Hetalia or any anime/other references but I do own the name of the village, OC characters, roads, and schools. Villages, towns, and cities are made up along of some random peoples names. I'm also not typing the character's accents, EXCEPT for one line that deserves it. I never been to Maine. Warning: writer with a perverted mind~
"talking"
'thoughts'
"phone, TV, or computer"
(Author Note)
"Titles"
'Lyrics'
"'Quote'"
Calm? It's never calm in Hetalia
*Japan's POV*
"Hello, Mr. Honda." Sam said as walked through the wooden door. She had her hair up in a pony tail and was wearing a red blazer over a white shirt and she had a red plaid skirt. Her shoes were black.[1] We were in an small classroom with wooden desks with blue chairs in six rows. The room had a green tile floor and white brick walls. There was a white board with a smart board in between behind me. My desk was wooden and I was sitting in a black desk chair with wheels.
"Hello, Sam. I have your quiz right here." I said as I handed her some paper I guess was her quiz.
"Thank you, Mr. Honda. I just wish I wasn't sick last week when the others took this." She sat down at the second desk in the third row from my desk.
"Don't worry, it's easy." I said.
"Thanks." She said as she began her quiz. When it looked she was half way through her quiz, I'll decided to pull out the first volume of "Junjou Romantica". Sam looked up for a moment and was staring at the book.
"Is everything all right, Sam?" I asked her.
"Oh, yes, it's just, I, I didn't know you were into those kind of books." Sam said while blushing.
"Ah, yes. This is one of my favorites." I said. 'So she does know this series. This will be more interesting then I thought.' Sam answered the rest of the questions and walked to my desk.
"Here you go." She handed me her quiz. She seemed really shy about it. I looked at the quiz and it had Japanese questions on it that beginners would take. She got them all right. "You're the only one who got them all right."
"Really? Yay! I studied real hard for this." She said while still blushing. I can't hold back anymore.
"I have a reward for you." I said while standing up.
"A reward?" She asked quietly. I was in front of her now.
"Yes, I promise you that you'll enjoy it." I grabbed her right arm and threw her onto my desk chair. The chair rolled back and the back of the chair hit the wall.
"Ohmygod! Mr. Honda, what are you-" I straddled her and put my left index finger to her lips while unbuttoning her blazer with my right hand.
"Either call me Kiku, sensei, or master." I said while staring at her face, seductively, and finally unbuttoning her blazer. She was extremely blushing and shaking.
"M-m-master?" Sam said before I crashed my lips onto hers with my left hand behind her head.
"What?!" I woke up. I looked around and I saw that I was in the room America gave me. I started to remember the dream that I just had. 'How could I dream that? That was really inappropriate! I can't think about her like that! I really need to do something about this. I'll just get out of bed and-' I looked down. 'Really, why now? I can't take care of this while everyone's up here.' I got up and started to dress in normal clothes to go downstairs. It's nine past six right now. 'Everyone is probably still asleep. I need to get to the downstairs restroom.' I made my way out of my room and closed the door quietly. I was making my way down the hallway when I stopped at Sam's door. 'It's closed, but I need to see her.' I put my ear to the door to see if I could hear anything. 'There's no sound.' I opened the door slightly and saw her sleeping with her right arm over her left arm that was around a Chococat plush. She was on her left side and was breathing lightly. 'She looks so kawaii!'
"What are you doing?" Someone asked behind me. It shocked me and I turned around quickly and quietly to see who it was. It was England. He was in his brown suit and green tie.
"Oh, good morning, England. I was making sure that Sam was okay. I didn't know if she was having nightmares or not, considering what she went through yesterday." I closed Sam's door.
"That's it? Good. I did not want another France around." He said.
"I would never be anything like him." I said to him. 'But that dream I had.'
"Don't worry. I was just joking." England said while chuckling. "I don't think anyone else can be as perverted as him."
"Y-yeah, that's his specialty." I said. 'This is bad. I need to take care of this, now!'
"I'm just up to work on the transporter. I couldn't get that much done yesterday."
"You could of stepped out of the room if Sam's show bothered you."
"I-I did not want France to say anything about it!" England was blushing.
"I was going to go downstairs myself." I said to him.
"Oh, that's good." England said as we started to walk down the stairs. "Should I make some tea."
"That would be good." I said. England went to the kitchen. 'This is a great chance to use the restroom.' I walked in the restroom by the kitchen and closed the door quickly and quietly. I grabbed some toilet paper and opened the toilet lid. 'I feel really disgusting.'
Some minutes later
'I feel like France, but with guilt. I need to stop watching hentai for a while. Maybe I should ask China for help later.' I walked in the kitchen to find England putting the tea into our cups.
"Are you feeling okay, Japan?"
"Y-yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
"It seems that you're not yourself this morning." We walked to the table in the kitchen and sat down facing each other.
"I'm sorry for that. It's that I'm still tired." I said while sipping me tea.
"Well, that makes sense. I was worried that something was, wait, I know what it is. You shouldn't be embarrassed. It's natural to have those kind of dreams."
I chocked on my tea. "I-It's not like that!"
"There's still time until the meeting, you could take a shower if that makes you feel better. You can use the one in my room." England said while working with a small machine that is the transporter.
"I'll do that after this tea." I said while sipping my tea.
One hour later
*Sam's POV*
"Mmh, yawn." I feel like I was sleeping forever. I looked at the clock. Seven twenty-five? Really? 'I slept on my left side? It doesn't even hurt a lot. That's weird. I wonder when the meeting is. I don't even know what to wear.' I felt my hair. 'Ugh, I need to take a shower'. I stepped out of the bed. 'I'll just put my pants on from yesterday. I'm sure I have a lot of time to take a shower.' I took off my shorts, put my pants on, and walked out the door. 'I think I have bed hair.' I turned the corner just to see Japan on the first step up here. "Morning, Japan." He was wearing his white WW2 uniform for some reason. 'Oh my god! He looks so sexy! Eeee! A man in uniform!
He jumped a little and turned my way. "Good morning, Sam."
"Did I scare you?" I asked.
"Hai, just a little."
"Hehe, sorry about that. Do you know when the next meeting is?"
"It's at ten. You still have some time left." He smiled.
"Ten? Thanks. That gives me a lot of time for a shower. I'll be back out in forty five minutes." I walked back to my room. 'Crap, did I just say that to Japan? I feel like an idiot. Wait, what am I saying? Most of the time I am an idiot, despite my grades. Now let's see. I didn't bring any formal clothes or own any so I'll just wear the light blue Kon shirt and some black shorts. Why should all girls wear skirts? I like my sweat pants and my shorts that reach down to my knees. But I'm so going to stick out during the meeting.'
Forty five minutes later
'Yay, clean hair!' I step out of my room and find Canada by the stairs. He was wearing a light brown suit with a red tie. 'Why am I meeting people at the stairs?' "Morning, Canada."
He turned around and seemed slightly happy. Maybe it's because I remembered him. "Oh, good morning, Sam. Did you sleep well?"
"Yep. I'm slightly energized." I said walking down the stairs with Canada.
"Slightly?" He asked.
"It's eight in the morning. That's still too earlier for me to be up."
He chuckled. "I can see that."
"I just need some food in my belly and I'm okay. I just wished I didn't forget my candy. I would have been a little more up by now if I had some last night." We walked into the kitchen and see England, Japan, and was wearing his outfit for a G8 meeting in season four.
"Wouldn't that make you more sleepy since you would have stayed up later with the sugar."
"The sugar wakes me up in the morning. I'm a strange child."
"You are a strange child." England said.
Japan quickly glared at England. "People act differently from other people. It's not really strange at all." He quickly blushed after he said that.
"Did Japan finally say his opinion?" France asked in a sarcastic way.
"I-I just think she's not strange. There's nothing wrong with that."
"Thanks, Japan, but I am strange. I'm just not showing my strange side."He turned away and blushed.
"T-That's not really what I was referring to." England said. "What I meant was that you're not wearing formal clothing for the meeting."
"I don't own that much in the formal department. The only thing that I have that's formal is a pair of black dress pants for my chorus concerts. I didn't think that anyone would worry about the whole formal thing since our worlds are under threat by an evil group/organization. You got to admit, that's some scary stuff. I even forgot to bring some candy."
"What about dresses and high heeled shoes? Surely you have some."
"I have a costume from last years Halloween that's a dress and my eighth grade promotion dress, but I'm never wearing that one again. It wasn't a good dress. For the high heeled shoes, there's no way in hell I'm ever wearing those."
"I can not believe this." England said with his hand on his forehead.
"We might have to go shopping after all this madness is over." France said.
"Shopping with you? No. I'm still mad at you from yesterday." I put my hands on my hips.
He sighed. "I'm sorry for yesterday. Happy?"
"Slightly. Apology accepted, for now." I answered in agreement.
"How's everyone up now?" America asked while walking in the kitchen. He was wearing Captain America pajamas. "It's way too early for anyone to be up."
"That's because you wake up late when there's no meetings and why are you wearing your pajamas at the table?!" England asked.
"Because I didn't want to get dressed yet. Besides, sleeping in is great!" America said.
"I agree." I agreed.
"Of course. Somehow, I forgot that you're American." England said to me.
"At least I don't drink soda or dress in revealing clothes." They all seemed shocked. "Um, what's with the shocked faces?"
"You don't drink soda?" England asked.
"Yep. Really, what's wrong with that? I can't drink fizzy drinks."
"So, you don't drink Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, or Coca Cola?" America asked.
"Yep. Never been a fan. I just drink water and Propel. Some times fruit drinks." 'It's awkward in here.'
"How many hamburgers can you eat in a day?!" France asked.
"It just depends where I get it and what the size is. The maximum is two. I just can't eat them for a whole week. I can eat them for two nights, sometimes three, but that rarely happens."
"She's not American!" America shouted. All of us covered our ears.
"Born and raised in your country. No need to shout." I said, uncovering my ears. "There are people called vegetarians in your country too. Are they not Americans?"
"He just over reacting. But this is still surprising." England said.
"Stereotypical." I muttered.
"I'll make us some pancakes." Canada said while walking towards the fridge.
'Nooo! No more pancakes! Canada's pancakes are good, but we ate them last night! I don't even want to see Canada put more Maple Syrup on pancakes! He puts a lot of FrUKen syrup on his pancakes! He even drinks it!
"Wait, Canada! I know you love your pancakes and they're very good, but I think we should have something else this morning. I'll make us some omelets." France said getting up.
"Fine." Canada said in defeat. America, Canada, and I sat at the table. England was by the end of the table and was facing Japan, Canada sat by England and was facing me, and America was sitting by me and was going to face France.
'Omg, I'm sitting by Japan!'
In Japan's head
'I'm finally next to Sam. I just have to control myself so nothing like that will happen again!'
"Something's been bugging me for a while." I said.
"Something's been bugging you?" Japan asked.
"Yeah. Do you guys have other selves?" Everyone froze. 'Oops. Wrong question.'
"Are you talking about second player(2P)?" England asked.
"Yeah, that's what I mean." It's getting quiet.
"I never thought we have to talk about them for a long time." France said as he was tying an apron on himself.
"I guess this is a serious topic. No one has to say anything." I said to them.
"No, it's okay. It's just last time it was madness. Except it wasn't a massacre. It was just crazy."America said.
"Well, Italy's other self was scary." Canada said.
"They all came from another dimension." Japan said. "We made them sign a treaty that they should never come over here again and that we should never go over there."
"I never want to see them ever again." England said.
"At least Oliver's cooking looked eatable, even if it was just cupcakes." America said. [2]
"Shut it, git! My cooking is better than yours!"
"Dude, your scones taste like ass." America said, sticking his tongue out.
"You watch your mouth! At least I won't get diabetes from the junk food you eat!"
"You want to fight? Then bring it on, old man!" America yelled standing up.
"Don't fight in the kitchen." Canada said. England and America kept arguing.
"We go to talking about something dangerous to something silly as food. Wow, kind of like my group of friends." I said. "We could be talking about homework to trying to figure out who was a name of an old cartoon character. Most of the time it would be my fault."
Japan chuckled. "I guess this would be normal for you."
"Kind of, but this is taking it to the extreme."
"I bet you want to know if we have female counterparts." Japan said.
"Actually, yes. Did you guess that because you looked at yaoi last night?"
He blushed. "Y-Yes, and to answer that question, we sort of do. The only time we were female and the female nations were male, is when England messed up one of his spells, causing us to change gender. It was horrible."
"Don't remind me." England said, breaking his argument with America.
"You loved it, England." France said.
"I did not!"
"I guessing there was a lot of pervertedness going around." I said.
"Yes, there was. France and Prussia were the main cause." Canada said, blushing.
"Of course." I said.
"And Italy wanted to take his pants off a lot." America said.
"No comment." I said. "Oh, I've been thinking about this since last night. There has to be more people involved with the 'Evil Apocalypse' than those two children and the evil boss."
"Why do you say that?" England asked.
"Well, the children don't seem like the ones to create those clones and the boss most be busy with a huge plan or something. To create so many clones, there has to be someone or some others that make them."
"That sounds like a good reason." England said.
"That totally sounds like a evil villain! As the hero, I will defeat him!" America shouted.
"Omelets are done." France said.
'Finally, I'm hungry.'
Off to the meeting
"For the last time America, I'm not stopping at McDonald's!" England said.
"Oh, come on! That's the good stuff!" America said.
"What about the food I made?! My food is more delicious than your American food!" France said.
'Okay, so this is what happened. France made omelets. They were so good! Japan only wanted to wear his uniform to be ready if the bad guys make a sneak attack and he's bringing his sword too. So, America got his old WW2 uniform on and brought his gun too. I have no idea why WW2. I really want to ask, but I'll see if more people are going to wear them. I got my computer and all that electronic goodness and my mini jacket. To tell what is happening now, America wanted to go to McDonald's, but England wants to be at the meeting early to get connected to Rufus to get more information in my world. When did I start saying world? I should say planet. Oh, whatever. So England took the front seat before America did and France pushed America into the middle seat, that was England's spot yesterday, and put the seat belt around him.'
"We're here anyways." Canada said. He brought Kumajirou with him too. He was sleeping on Canada's bed this morning. England stopped the car. Some people are here already.
'Hmm. I wonder who's here. It's nine thirty. It's probably Germany, China, and everyone who's with them.' We got out of the car and walked into the building. The building on the outside looked like, well, is a big, white, two story building. (That's all because the outside doesn't really matter. Follow SpongeBob's words: "'It's called, imagination'". Que sparkly rainbow.) The inside had red and golden yellow carpet. There were stairs leading upstairs, duh. The only rooms that I know are up there are the meeting room, the game room, and probably this restrooms. We walked up the stairs and made a right, then a left , then a right, and then a right to a door. England opened the door. The people that were there were, Germany, both Italy's, Spain, Prussia, China, Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, the Baltics, both Korea's, Macau, Taiwan, Vietnam, Thailand, Hong Kong, Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, Hungary, Austria, Australia, and some other countries I don't know. Romano was arguing, or just lashing out his anger, with/at Spain. Taiwan, Vietnam, and Thailand were talking to each other. Switzerland, Lichtenstein, Hungary, and Austria were talking, Ukraine and the Baltics were talking. Russia was hiding behind China from Belarus. The Korea's were arguing. Italy was talking to a slightly annoyed and blushing Germany. Prussia was poking Germany's head with his finger and saying something. Of course Prussia was the cause of Germany's weird emotions. "Wow, chaos."
"It's always like this." Canada said.
Italy looked our way. "Yay! It's Sam!" He ran over to me and gave me a hug.
"Ack! Random hug! I missed you too, Italy."
"Italy, I think you should stop hugging her!" Japan said.
"Why?" He asked.
"She's injured, remember." Japan said.
"Oh." He let go. "Sorry about that."
"Don't worry, it didn't really hurt that much. The pain's not even there anymore."
"Yay!" He hugged me again. "I'm so glad!"
"Okay, someone get the Italian off me, please." I said.
"Italy, you need to stop." Germany said while getting up. "You'll probably going to make the pain come back."
"Aww, but Germany, I missed her! I wanted to give her a hug yesterday, but she was in pain!" Italy let go of me.
"If Italy gets a hug, then I get one too." France said.
"I'll kick your vital regions." I said in a low, angry voice. He went to Prussia and Spain. Not good.
"Wow, you scared off the pervert." England said.
"Or he's just planning something." I whispered.
"I'll keep that idiot in line." England said. "Oh, I was wondering, how on earth did you know about our other selves?" Italy and Germany froze.
"She knows about them?" Germany asked in a serious tone.
"Yeah, along with your show, the creator drew different versions of you, Italy, and Japan. Then your female counterparts. I'm not sure who made the others."
"I can't believe it." Germany said. "Not only us, but our other selves and our female counterparts. I'm afraid what else you know."
"Know an alien named Steve?" I asked.
"Never heard of Steve, but Tony's my best friend!" America said.
"That reminds me, where is Tony?" I asked.
"He's in space somewhere." America said.
"Hmm. Saying vital regions couple of minutes ago made me thought of something." I said. "Do you guys feel pain when something bad happens to your countries?"
"Yeah, that is a problem we face every now and then." America said.
"Why are you guys around the door?" Someone said from behind us. We turned around to find the Nordic's and Sealand. "Oh, it's the girl." He put his left hand on my left shoulder. "How about you and I hang out for some drinks during the break. I brought a lot with- Argh!" Norway grabbed him by his tie.
"You should shut it." Norway said.
"She's not even close to the age limit." England said.
"Close enough in at Sweden's house." Denmark said.
"I've heard Americans tired alcohol when they're teenagers." Russia said. Somehow he, China, and some others came closer to us.
"Well, I don't allow it! I had to make sure my states didn't start that!"
"You don't have to worry about me. I'm never going near alcohol. I've seen what it does to some people and I don't think the aftermath is fun." I said.
"That's good." England said. "I'm not being rude about this but, how old were you again?"
"Fifteen and a half." I answered.
"Fifteen and a half, huh. Your birthday must be soon."
"If you say four months is soon. My birthday's December 18th." Some people were frozen.
"She has Russian protection." Russia said. [3]
"No, she has Austrian protection!" Austria said. "She needs formal clothing!"
"Not the clothes issue again." I said, face palming myself.
"She's under all our protection!" Germany shouted. "It's almost time for the meeting, so everyone in their seats! We need to connect to that Rufus guy to find out if anything else happened!" Everyone started to head to there seats.
"Sam, you should sit with me and Germany!" Italy said while taking my right hand.
"Huh, oh sure, I-"
"She's sitting by China and I." Japan said.
"She will sit by you after she helps me hook up her computer." England said to Japan.
"Okay." Japan said.
England and I went to the plug in the computer to the TV. All the waiting went by and we got connected to Rufus. I sat down in a chair between China and Japan. 'Score!'
"Good morning, Sam and countries." Rufus said. Que some pissed off countries.
"I'm guessing from the "'good morning'" and the saying of "'countries'", nothing really happened over there." Germany said.
"That's correct." Rufus said. "They just stood around the parks last night except the kids. They returned an hour ago."
"There might be more people associated with this 'Evil Apocalypse" then the little kids and the boss." England said.
"Yeah? And how do you know?" Rufus asked.
"As Sam was saying at America's house today, the kids do not seem like the ones that can make the clones and the boss wouldn't be able to get track all those clones by himself."
"That seems possible." Rufus said. "Is there any other information on these guys?"
All the countries and I looked around at each other and no one looked like they had information. Then Russia raised his hand. "If we can't think of anything soon, we could capture the kids or a clone for information."
"That's what you said yesterday." Romano said. "How the hell are we going to take all of them on?"
"We could get the best fighters out of all of us and take them down. I, of course will lead us. I am the hero." America said, proudly.
"Why do you get to be leader?!" Prussia yelled. "I should be leader since I'm the AWESOME Prussia!"
"That is a lie." Austria said.
"Who asked you?" Prussia asked.
"I should be leader. Everyone is going to become one with Mother Russia eventually."
"We don't need a commie as a leader!" America shouted.
"He's not like that anymore!" China yelled.
'I was afraid we were going to go off topic.' I mentally face palmed myself.
"Heroes are the leaders!"
"You're not going to be the leader of us!" England shouted at America.
"You can't fight, England. I could protect you." France said.
"Shut it, frog! I'm stronger than you!"
"If anyone's protecting Britain, it's me!" America shouted.
"I don't need protecting!" England shouted.
"Japan, you're with me as the leader, right?" America asked Japan.
"What? I, uh, sure-"
"Japan, you should voice your opinion once in a while!" Switzerland yelled at Japan.
"He voiced his opinion at America's house." France said.
"Really? I wanted to see that." Turkey said.
The room got into to chaos. America, England, and France are arguing. Romano was yelling at Spain. Prussia, Austria, and Hungary were arguing. Well, it was Austria and Hungary vs. Prussia. Belarus was trying to creep up on Russia, resulting him to hold on to China. Italy, I bet, was talking about pasta. Canada was trying to hide in the background. The Baltics were shaking. Greece was sleeping. More countries started to add into the chaos and Germany was about to blow. 'I'm so plugging my ears with my fingers.' And I did just that.
"Are you okay, Sam?" Japan asked me.
I unplugged my ears. "Germany's about to blow." I plugged my ears again.
"Everyone, shut up!" Germany yelled. "This is an important matter that can not be taking lightly! Even though we don't know anything about them, we need to stop the Evil Apocalypse! They are dangerous and are trying to take over our planet and Sam's planet! If any of you are not going to take this seriously, then you should get out of this room, right now!" No one moved, but Greece woke up.
I unplugged my ears. 'Even though I plugged my ears with my fingers, that still hurt.'
"Ahem." Everyone looked at the screen. "If you countries are done with your arguments, then we should probably end this conversation."
Que pissed of countries. "I just had enough of you!" Turkey yelled. "What's up with you calling us "'countries'"?! Do you have something against us?!"
"That's enough, Turkey!" Germany yelled.
"I want to know his answer!" Turkey yelled.
"That isn't important right now!" Germany yelled.
"What's wrong with calling people what they are." Rufus said. "I should of know you countries wouldn't help us at all. Once you're done with the transporter, send Sam back here and we'll clean up your mess."
'The hell he say?!'
"You think this our fault?!" China yelled. "Half my family were almost killed yesterday!"
"My brother, Japan, and the potato bastard almost died last month, you bastard!" Romano yelled.
"He's not a potato bastard!" Prussia yelled at Romano.
"Shut the hell up, potato bastard number two!" Romano yelled at Prussia.
"You just crossed the line!" Germany said to Rufus. "I don't know how you do things over there, but here, even though it doesn't look like it, we can face things together."
"Don't go lying about things like that. I've looked up almost ever thing about you countries that are over here, the only time that any of you that worked together was when those aliens came to your world and the weakest one stopped them with a marker!" Rufus yelled.
'Don't yell! Don't yell! Don't make a fool of yourself! I need to calm myself down!"
"I bet nothing over there tells you about the hell we went through!" America yelled.
"I can't believe that I'm agreeing with him, but America's right!" Germany yelled. "You don't know how anyone felt before A.D! You don't know what Italy went through when the Holy Roman Empire left him during the Italian Wars!" Italy looked sad. "You don't know how England and America felt during the Revolutionary War!" England and America looked down. "You never been in World War I or World War II! That was hell for every one of us! I thought I was going to lose my brother when his country dissolved!"
"West." Prussia said quietly.
"And now, there is some evil group that no one knows anything about and we don't know how to stop them! Hell, we don't know what they want except for Sam! She almost died last month and they injured her yesterday! They now want her alive for some reason we don't know! I'm going to do everything in my power not to let them take her and do something horrible to her! If I were you, I would do anything to make sure that they don't get what they want and destroy them!"
Everyone was either angry because of Rufus or sadden by Germany's speech. I was both. "I'll admit, that was touching. But do you think I care about you countries feel."
'Screw my emotions!' I stood up. "Would you just shut the hell up!" Everyone's eyes were on me. "You think you can hear that speech and not understand any of it! I'll just have to put more detail in Germany's speech so an idiot, like you, can understand because what you're doing, sir, is bullying! They never had a choice of becoming personifications of the countries they represent now! Do you think anyone would want to endure what happens to their country, to feel pain, to witness death all their lives! You don't know any of that! I have no idea how old you are and I don't even want to know! Every one here is more experienced in life more than you and I! I'm almost sixteen and I know that every one in this room had faced hard times I can't even compare to! England raised America since he was little! How would you think England felt when America declared his independence?! He cared for America! You think Canada had it easy?!" Before anyone can ask "'Who?'". "That guy! Right there!" I pointed at Canada. "Everyday, no one remembers him and I don't know why! He and America are brothers so he's probably been around as long as America! That's too freaking long to not have people remember you! How about Germany?! He had to put through all that crap from Hitler and the press during and after World War II! Do you think that was a happy time?! No, he hated what his boss did! Did he want Italy to be in danger or hurt?! No! Did America or Japan liked it when they were bombed?! No! Whatever bad happens to their country, they feel it too! Should I move on to the Cold War because that was some deep shit?!" My eyes feel like they were going to form tears.
"..." Rufus didn't say anything.
"I thought so. Let's just skip all those wars and stuff to right now. Do you really think I want to be in the position?" Tears were forming. "Hell no! I'm getting targeted by some strange organization that nobody knows about, and I almost died/got taken away last month, and I freaking threw up blood yesterday because of your stupid plan of me running over to the portal when you were "distracting" those twins and clones! How about you think of someone else's feelings, you bastard!" Tears were falling down my eyes and I was sniffling . 'I hate being so emotional after I yell.'
No one said anything for about a minute. "Fine, I'll just text you when something happens over here. You can contact me on the computer if you find something." Rufus said as he logged off.
"I still hate him" Turkey said.
"I bet everyone in this room does." England said.
I tried to keep the tears in my eyes from falling.
"Sam, are you alright?" Japan asked me.
"Y-Yeah, I just need to go to the restroom to calm down."
"I'll go with you." Taiwan said. She was sitting on the other side of Japan.
"Thanks." I said as Taiwan and I left the room.
Secret Military Agent Base
*Third Person POV*
"I can't believe it." Rufus said. "I got yelled at by a little girl."
"Well, you did deserve it, except that she said that she's almost sixteen." Reno said.
"Why didn't you want their help?" Michaelis asked. "We need all the help we need."
"After looking up the country's show, it didn't look like they could do anything."
"As the Miss said, we don't know what happened during the wars so we don't know how they fight." Michaelis said.
"They don't know anything about what's going on and they're our only hope of getting rid of those guys." Reno said.
"I know. I guess I can give them a shot." Rufus said.
Conference Room
*Third Person POV*
"That girl, is like, the bomb." Poland said.
"Ditto." Hong Kong said.
"She has Romano's mouth." Spain said.
"I didn't think she could even raise her voice like that." England said.
'She was crying though. I will protect her! She shouldn't be dealing with this! But what was that about her getting taken away last month?' Japan thought.
'That energy was a little unsteady.' China thought.
Russia looked at China. 'Looks like my little Yao felt that energy too.'
"Keseseses! Looks like that little girl has some balls! She's almost as awesome as me!"
"Dude, she's way awesomer than you!" America said.
"No, you git! It's "more awesome" not "awesomer". If you're going to complement someone, at least use proper English!" England said.
"Oh, come on. No cares anymore." America said.
"I still do!" England yelled.
They kept arguing. Italy looked at Germany. "Are you going to stop them, Germany?"
Germany didn't say anything and kept his eyes on the table. 'She defended us. I never thought that a mortal would defend us like that. But she was almost taken away last month? How is that possible? That one clone tried to kill her but never tried to kidnap her at all.'
"Germany? Are you okay?" Italy asked.
Germany got back to his senses. "Was (What), I mean, yes. I was just thinking of things."
"Oh, okay." Italy looked down. Germany put his right hand on Italy's right shoulder.
"It's okay, Italia. I'm sorry that I used you as an example to get to him. I know that must of hurt you a lot."
"It's okay, Germany. You're here now and that's what matters!" Italy said.
"I'm glad." Germany said with a smile, but not his fake American smile.[4]
In the women's restroom
"I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I'm angry." Sam said in tears. "This always happens when I get so angry and yell. That's why I just keep that emotion in. I get all weak and no one will listen to me."
"It's okay. Everyone's different and I think you made you point clearly. It touched me a lot." Taiwan said. 'I have to make sure I tell Japan about this. He must be worried.'
"It did?" Sam asked.
"Yes, it did." Taiwan said. "Your speech was amazing."
"I'm not really sure if it's called a speech but, thank you." Sam said. She was calming down.
"I should be thanking you. You stood up for us." Taiwan said.
"I just did what I thought was right. My emotions were getting the better of me." Sam said with a blush.
"It doesn't matter now. Let's get back to the conference room. I bet every one is worried. Well, actually, I think some of them are arguing with each other."
Sam laughed. "That seems right." They walked out the restroom.
Conference room
"Is she okay?" Hungary asked no one.
"She's going though some tough times. It must be hard on her." France said.
"But what should we do now? Nothing happened over there." China said.
"I'm not sure. We could continue the meeting before this ever happened. At least we would get something done." England said.
"Nein, we have do something to prepare ourselves just in case they plan something." Germany said.
"Are you talking about training?" America asked. "I knew you were a-"
"If you're going to say training machine, think again!" Germany said.
There was a small chuckle. Everyone looked at the door. It was Sam and Taiwan.
"You're still being called that?" Sam chuckled.
"Yay, Sam!" Italy run up to Sam and hugged her again.
"Ack! Why am I receiving random hugs today?!" Sam said.
Prussia got up and took Sam from Italy. "I have her! She's going to be my student in the teaching of awesomeness! France, Spain, let's go!"
'I got more people to kill now!' Japan thought to himself.
"I'm getting tired of being picked up." Sam said.
Germany stood up. "Put her down and get your ass in your seat!"
"Why should I?" Prussia asked.
Taiwan got Sam out of Prussia's grasp and Hungary hit Prussia with her frying pan. Knock out!
"Thanks." Sam said.
"No problem." Hungary said. "I just wish he would stop being so stupid."
"Now that we have that taken care of, we should figure out what we should do now." Germany said.
"We can't really train for any of this." Denmark said. "For those clones, all we have to do is to stab them in one of three places and then they die."
"The little boys have strength, seeing as they injured Sam when they were far away." Japan said. 'They will pay for that.'
"But do we even know if they're actually little?" Finland asked. "They could be as old as Sealand."
"Well, Sealand is a little kid." England said.
"You take that back, Jerk England!" Sealand yelled at England.
"Why are you in here anyways?!" England yelled at Sealand.
"We don't know where the base is and we didn't ask that guy how the kids went there." Spain said.
"I don't want to see his ugly mug again." Turkey said.
"We'll just talk to him tomorrow." Germany said. "We'll have our break now and whoever wants to train for a possible attack on the clones, we will train after we eat behind this building. Dismissed." Some people got up and went out the door. Others went up to Sam and said thanks and other things related to Rufus.
"Dude, you earned a bro fist." America said as we bumped fists.
"Uh, thanks. It was no big deal though. Rufus was a jerk." Sam said.
"Doesn't matter. Hey, how about we have Iggy pay his end of the bargain."
"Yes, I would love to see that now."
"What are you planning to do with England?" China asked.
"Well, he lost to Sam at Brawl and now he has to eat fries from McDonald's." America said.
"And I did not want to wear makeup so I wasn't going to lose to him. Besides, I need to beat people at Brawl."
"Innocent on the outside, dangerous on the inside. Just like Russia." Germany whispered.
"Wait, where is England?" Japan asked.
Everyone looked around. There was no British man in sight. "Crap! Where'd he go?!" America yelled.
"Where would he hide?" Sam asked. "Oh, wait! The kitchen! We said he would have to meet his doom at the end of the meeting, so he's probably making or eating something in the kitchen!"
"Actually, he's hiding under the table." Russia said, pointing to the table.
"Awesome. Thanks, Russia." Sam said.
America walked to where England was and tried to catch him. "Come on, England. Time to come out." England dodged America's grab, making that sound he made when he was chased by Germany in episode 27, and he ran out of the room and America chased him. "Get back here!"
"Never!" England yelled. He took out his wand and shot some kind of sparkling, green magic at America.
"Ack!" America dodged it. "What the hell was that?!"
Back in the room because that chase scene happened so fast.
"Okay, was I the only one who saw that magical light?" Sam asked the people in the room.
"It was pretty!" Italy said.
"I guess that's a no." Sam said.
America walked into the room with England over his shoulder. "I got him! Let's get into the car, Sam and Canadia!"
"Uh, it's a start." Sam said to Canada. "I guess we'll be back soon. I'm so excited!" They walked out of the room.
"This might get interesting." Germany said.
"I think so too." Russia said.
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to eat my food in the cafeteria." China said as he walked out of the door with Russia. Japan followed him.
"Wait up, China!" Japan said to China.
Russia and China turned around. "Is something wrong, Japan?"
"I need your help with something." Japan said.
"Really?" China asked. "You can ask me when we get into the cafeteria. I need to eat."
"Okay." Japan said.
In America's car
"Hahahaha! This is going to be great!" America said.
"I can't believe you tied me to the seat back here!" England yelled in the way back seat. "Where the hell did you get this rope in the first place?!"
"I glad England's fangirls aren't here. They would of tore the car up and start making out with him when he's still tied up." Sam said.
"Too much information, Sam." Canada said.
"Your fangirls would do that too." Sam said.
"What about mine?" America asked in excitement.
"Probably." Sam said.
Conference Building Cafeteria
*Japan's POV*
"Japan!" Taiwan called me when China, Russia, and I sat down at a table far from the others.
"Is there something wrong, Taiwan?" I asked her. 'Maybe she knows something about Sam.'
"I have some information about Sam for you. I thought you would be worried about her when she started crying."
"She said something when you two were alone?" China asked.
"Yes. She said that she doesn't like getting angry at anyone and yell because she'll cry."
"So that's what happened. I didn't want her to be sad at over what she said. I'll just have to make sure she doesn't get angry like that while she's over here." I said.
"We'll make sure that too. Right, Russia?" China asked Russia.
"Da, I'll help." Russia said.
"I will too." Taiwan said. "I have to go back to Vietnam and Thailand. Meet with you later."
"Wait, Taiwan!" I said.
"Is there something wrong, Japan?"
"Can you hang out with her when she gets back? I not sure if she wants to be around guys that much." 'I don't want her around any guys. Especially America and the Bad Touch Trio. Spain's okay when he's not around France and Prussia.'
"Sure, but how should I get a conversation started?"
"She likes yaoi."
"Really?! Okay! I'll get Hungary and we can have a yaoi chat!" She left.
"I'm not sure if I would like the outcome of that." China said. "Are you going to train?"
"Hai, I am. I want to make sure I can protect Sam from the Evil Apocalypse. I don't want her hurt again."
"I'm glad you found love. Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" China asked me.
'I can't really talk about that dream with Russia here.' "Well, I wanted to talk to you in private. I didn't want anyone else accidentally hearing what I have to say."
"It's okay around here." China said. "No one is going to here you over here except for us."
"Big Brother!" Belarus yelled.
"No! Go away!" Russia yelled as he ran out of the room with Belarus chasing after him.
'That helps.' "Well, you see, I had this dream last night and I wanted to ask you for some help to make sure I don't have the same kind of dream again." I think I started to blush.
"Uh, sure. What was your dream about?" China asked.
"I-I had a inappropriate dream about Sam." I think my face was red.
China chocked on his tea. "Don't tell me you had-"
I put my hand over his mouth. "No! I didn't do that in my dream! I just kissed her in a inappropriate way! That's all!"I took my hand off his mouth.
"Okay. Just tell me how your dream played out." China said.
"Well, I was teacher in a school and Sam was my student. She came in the room to take a quiz she missed. She handed me her quiz after she was done and got the answers all right. I couldn't take it anymore so I threw her on my chair and went on top of her and-"
"Are you sure you didn't do anything that France would do?" China interrupted me.
"I-I didn't undress her that I could see anything that I shouldn't have! I unbuttoned her blazer and told her to call me Kiku, sensei, or master. She shuttered master in a questionable matter and I kissed her. I can't have another dream like that!"
"I not sure what to say to that. You can't control what you dream." China said. "Have you watched anything that could have made you dream of that?"
"Well, we gave Sam the option to pick what to watch yesterday and it was some what inappropriate. But I doubt that was the cause of this. Somehow, they didn't have any of that in the show."
"Was the show in her age limit?"
"I believe so."
"Hmm. Did you watch any of your hentai before we came here?" China asked.
'I guess that is the problem. I should of stuck with that theory.' "Yes. I did watch hentai the night before we all came here."
"That's probably why you had a dream about that." China said.
"That is the most likely reason, but I didn't watch any with a teacher and student relation-" I quickly slapped myself on my forehead. 'There was that.'
"What's wrong? Did you remember something?" China asked.
"Hai. I was going to watch this one hentai that had a teacher and student relationship and I didn't remember it until now." 'So it was the hentai.'
"I can't believe I raised you." China sighed.
"You're the uke in your relationship with Russia." I said.
"Uke?" China questioned. "What are you- Wait a minute! That's what you and Hungary called me when Russia and I were making out! You're calling me the girl in the relationship?!"
"It's not really the girl in the relationship. It's the less dominate one."
"I can be dominate when I want to!" China said.
"Ha ha ha. That is never going to happen." Russia said behind China.
"Ack! When did you get behind me?!" China asked Russia as Russia sat down.
"Just now. I'm guessing you solved Japan's problem, right?"
"Almost." China said. "Japan, just don't think about it. If you think of something other than hentai, you won't have any more problems."
"Thank you, China." I slightly bowed to him in my seat.
"It's no problem. I'm always here to help."
Outside the conference building
*Sam's POV*
"How could you love villains? Heroes are the best!" America said. I guess he didn't like my pjs.
"I really don't love villains. I mean, there are some that are cool to watch on TV, but some Mario villains are awesome! Shy Guys and Boos are so adorable!"
"Of course you two are having this conversation." England said.
"Be glad I got you tea and a salad so you can have your taste back after your torture." I said. America got a whole bunch of cheeseburgers and England got some fries and a salad while Canada and I got some ice cream cones, but we already finished. We didn't feel like eating solid food right now and Baskin Robbins is so good. We got out of America's car, with America holding England so he won't run away again, and heard gunshots. "I guess some people started to train."
"It seems so." America said.
We went to see who was training. There were the Nordics, Switzerland, and some other countries. And that's not saying it in a bad manner. Sweden was staring at Finland as Finland was trying to lift a pillar or something similar.
"Can Finland really pick that up?" I asked. Right after I said that, Finland picked up the pillar thing. "W-Wait a minute! How could he-"
"Th't's m' w'fe." Sweden said.
"Oh, well, uh, you're a lucky man. He he." I said while stepping back and following the others into the building. We took a left to the cafeteria. There were still a lot of countries in here. I looked to a table to right to see Italy, Germany, Japan, Russia, and China talking to each other. Germany spotted us and motion us to go over there.
"Sam, there's something that I've been meaning to ask you." Germany said in a serious tone.
"Ask away?" I said in a questionable manner.
"You said earlier that you were almost taken away last month. Did that happen when we were gone?" Germany asked.
"Oh that." I muttered. "Do you remember when Italy and I were on the ground when that clone was about to kill us?"
"Yes, I do." Germany said.
"Well, he said that if he killed me first, then you guys would die too. But if he killed Italy first, he'll kill you guys and take me to his lair. I guess I was too terrified that I forgot to tell you."
"So they were still trying to kidnap you last month." England said.
"I know what we should do now." America said.
"And what's that?" China asked.
"Get England to eat my food!" America said proudly.
"Bloody hell." England muttered as he was being tied to a chair. "How the bloody hell do you have the rope with you?! I thought you left that in the car!"
"Nope. You would of tried to escape again." America said as he took a fry out of the McDonald's bag and put it to England's mouth. "Now say, "'ah'"."
"Bugger off-" England got cut off by America putting a fry in his mouth. I think Japan had his phone out.
"Eat it." America said as England bit down on the fry and swallowed . His face expression told us he didn't like it. "How was it?"
"Horrible, you git! How the hell can you eat this?!"
"And how do you eat those burnt scones of yours?" America asked.
"My scones are delicious!" England shouted back.
"How did you think of this?" Germany asked me.
"America, England, and France kept arguing about food the most so I thought this would have been perfect." I said.
"Do you think he will get sick if he eats more?" China asked.
"I never thought of that." I said. "We can't have anyone sick at a time like this."
"America, I think you should stop." Canada said.
"Why should I?" America asked Canada.
"Do you want him to be sick?" Canada asked.
"How can he get sick with this?" America asked. Canada whispered something in America's ear. "Oh yeah. I guess you're right." America untied England. "There you go, dude. Eat your plain salad."
"I will do just that." England said while taking his salad and tea and walked away.
"I believe we just pissed off a Brit." I said to America. "I feel bad though."
"I didn't think you would be the kind of person that would swear, Sam." Germany said.
"I don't swear in front of my parents or when it's very inappropriate to do so. Rufus was the first person that I actually swore at."
"That's good." Germany said. "Well, Italy, Japan, and I were going to train. We need to be prepared for those clones." After he said that, they left.
"Sam!" I heard someone shout my name. I turned around to see Hungary and Taiwan. "You want to hang out in the conference room and watch them train?" Taiwan asked.
"Sure." I said.
"And we can talk about pairings." Hungary said.
'Pairings?' "By pairings you mean yaoi?" I asked.
"That's right!" Hungary said.
"That's better yet!" I said as we walked to the conference room.
"As I said earlier, I do not want to see outcome." China said.
'I heard that China!'
[1] The winter version of the Gakuen Hetalia uniform.
[2] Oliver is England's second player (2P) self.
[3] Franz Ferdinand, the Archduke of Austria and Joseph Stalin were born on December 18th. So did a Japanese daimyo.
[4] Hetalia: The Beautiful World episode 14, Brother! We are...!
Yahoo! Finally done with this chapter! It was going to be a super long chapter, but I thought I should update more. Should I rewrite the first story? I feel like I should, but I want to know from some readers if I should. Well, whatever. Please review!