A/N Stephanie Meyers owns Twilight. I own all 4 Twilight books, all 3 special edition movies, and the naughty dreams that go on in my head at night thanks to Edward, and Rob Pattinson with all of his irresistible hotness and charm. (sigh)

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This chap should be a lot of fun as it covers the Bachelorette party. Something I always wondered why S.M. Never covered, considering Edward went out to hunt the night before as his guys night out. IDK but here's what I like to imagine should have happened lol!

Once again, this is not Beta'd so please excuse my mistakes. Hope they're not to bad.

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Broken Promises

Ch 2

Bella POV

I still can't believe this is all happening. I am now Mrs. Edward Cullen. Bella Cullen. Isabella Marie Cullen. Whichever way I put it, it sound good to me.

I followed Alice as she lead me away from Edward and the gazebo, towards the reception.

Once we were far enough to be out of Edward's vampire hearing range she whispered to me, "So did you do as I suggested?"

The M.C. was announcing that it was time to cut the wedding cake. That helped to make sure he couldn't hear us as well.

"You know I did Alice. It's not like you didn't see it in that little head of yours already." I mumbled.

"I know. Just checking. I just wanna make sure you get what you want tonight Bella." she stopped and faced me.

''I Know Alice. I just don't think it's necessary. Edward will keep his promise. Unless there's something your not telling me. Alice?"

Alice had a vision last night that I know was more that what she was telling me. She said it was just about tonight, and that all would be well. But after that, her and Rosalie disappeared together to go get me more refreshments, they came back with an obviously devised plan to coach me on how to seduce my husband into giving me my way whenever I pleased. I told them it was unnecessary since Edward always ensured me that all I have to do was ask, and he'd be happy to give. They still insisted that it's a skill that every wife must know. And Esme backed them up on this one.

So the torture began.

Bachelorette party the night before

"Okay Bella, I know that you get embarrassed about stuff like this, but you need to get over it. You can't very well be having sex if you can't even talk about it without blushing." Alice handed me my refilled glass of champagne. I'm assuming she figured with a little alcohol in my system, this would all be easier for me to handle.

I had to agree, she was right.

I needed a little liquid encouragement if I was gonna survive this conversation, let alone this night.

"Okay Alice, as much as I know I'm gonna regret this, I will cooperate. But I have veto power."

"You get one Veto power Bella. Choose wisely." she said this with a chime in her laugh. Evil little vamp.

"So what's first on this list of yours Alice?" I hope she'll start off easy. I have to save my veto power for something good. I continued to sip away on my champagne, feeling the warmth of the alcohol spread thru out my body.

''Well I thought it would be fun to start off with a little lingerie show. I have a lady coming over from a pleasure party company I found online. They have the best lingerie."

Oh dear lord help me now.

"Pleasure party? You mean with like sex toys? Wow it looks like I'll be using my veto sooner than I thought."

"Relax Bella. She not gonna pull out any of the heavy artillery. Your not ready for that stuff yet, but some day you will be. She coming over with stuff like lingerie, body paints, massage oils, and other things of that sort."

And right on cue the door bell rang.

We headed upstairs to Rosalie and Emmett's room, since theirs was the biggest in the house.

Before I knew it, I was dressed in a sheer black baby doll. The bosom area was lined underneath with a blue silk material with black lace and blue piping accenting it, and a matching blue satin bow sat in the middle of the bosom area. I had to hand it to Alice because it was actually pretty perfect. I was covered enough so that I didn't feel overly exposed,but still sexy I wasn't happy with the matching underwear crammed up my crack, but I guess I'd have to compromise somehow.

"Oh Bella its perfect." Alice squealed.

At that moment she got a blank stare on her face that usually happens when she has a vision. And then a big smile crossed her face.

"Were gonna have to get more than one of those," she nodded.

"I only need one Alice. Don't be ridiculous."

"Not after Edward get a hold of it," she sang. "It will be a pile of scraps on the floor."

I fell my body flush and get warm at the idea of Edward ripping lingerie off of my body in a haste of excitement to get me naked. I could just picture it in my head.

Oh my!

Alice will deserve a big thank you after that vision comes true.

She was standing there looking like Princess Jasmine in a string bikini type outfit. She had on a purple triangle halter top that had gold fringe hanging along the bottom. She also had on a matching little sheer sarong wrapped around her waist, barely covering her booty. It suited her.

"That's pretty awesome on you too Alice."

"Thanks. It's perfect for our role playing night as Aladdin and Jasmine." she said while doing a twirl. I cringed at the idea of Jasper dressing up as Aladdin.

"Yeah... that's a visual I could have done without."

Bye the end of our lingerie fashion show, everyone had on their favorite outfit so we could get a group picture.

Esme looked like a Stepford wife in her pink strapless scalloped bra with matching cheeky underwear, and a scalloped and pink gingham apron.

Rosalie looked like something out of a burlesque show with a red corset that had a satin bow in the middle of the bust, and one at each hip. The under-wire cup was adorned with ruffles. It matched her ruffled butt panties, which also had satin bows at each hip. It was so Rosalie that I don't think any one else but her could pull it off.

Kate had come down from Denali that morning so she wouldn't miss out on the girly festivities, and to help with the wedding stuff.

She looked awesome in her white triangle eyelet bra with an organza bow in the middle, and matching high waist shorts. She looked like a pin up model. Especially with her long strawberry blond hair. She really is almost as beautiful as Rosalie.

How was it that Edward had not been attracted to Kate, or her sister Tanya, which I hear is equally as beautiful.

I know my silent mind is a blessing to him, and makes him feel like we have a normal relationship. But these women are just a beautiful as he is, and they seemed to be more fitting on his arm, instead of some one as plain as me.

He always tells me I don't see myself clearly. I just hope I'll be more fitting next to him once I'm changed. Hopefully I'll be more beautiful and graceful just like the rest of the women that surrounded me right now.

We all changed back into our regular clothes and Alice picked out all her choices that she said she knew Edward would love, along with the extras I will supposedly need.

"Alice I can't afford all this lingerie."

"Well your not paying for it. Edward is. Only fitting he does since he'll be the one ruining them."

I couldn't argue with that.

"So Bella? Do you think you could handle a little dirty talking 101?" Rosalie asked.

"Not just dirty talking, but we can give you tips on how to turn your husband on, and bring him to his knees." Kate purrs.

"Wow, okay... It's just a lot to take in, but I trust you guys. Lets do this." I asked Esme for another refill on my drink, which was now a sex on the beach, to prepare myself for what was coming.

I settled myself onto the middle of the huge bed in the center of the room. It was the shape of a circle.

I can only imagine that somewhere in the room Rosalie had a switch that would make it rotate if she wanted it too, just like in Austin Powers. An image of Emmett on all fours and looking over his shoulders, asking "Do I make you horny baby, yeah? Do I make you randy?'' quoting Austin Powers, popped into my head, and I had to shake it out. It was just wrong on so many levels.

"Tomorrow I'm gonna give you an opportunity to be alone with Edward during the reception. He'll lead you over to the gazebo to take a little break from all the chaos. I'll make sure of it. I want you to take this moment to drop little suggestive hints about how you can't wait till you guys are alone. Mention the lingerie, and how I ordered extra because of my vision."

"But can't you just think about your visions so he can see it for himself?" I figured this could be an easy way out of what they were suggesting.

"Uh-uh Bella. You have to do this one on your own. Think of it as your first homework assignment for dirty talking 101 with Rosalie." Rosalie laughed at her reference to herself as my dirty talking instructor.

"Beside we're all gonna be blocking him tomorrow so he won't be able to see what happens here tonight. This is a girls night, and it needs to stay amongst us. The other husbands don't get to see what were up to, so why should he? Just don't let him know that." Alice warned me to keep our activities tonight to myself.

"The husbands shall find out what we are up to tonight when we decide to reveal our newly acquired lingerie, and tips on sex in the bed room." Esme added.

"Okay so I mention how excited I am about finally getting to be alone with him, mention the lingerie, and Alice's vision. What else?"

"Tell him how much it turns you on when you think about it," Kate added.

"And you should be nibbling and kissing him, or having him do it to you while you mention these things." Rosalie said while crawling over to sit next to me on the bed.

"Can you handle that Bella?" Alice asked.

"Yeah I think I can handle that." I nodded

And as soon as I agreed to do it, Alice got that blank stare on her face again as a vision came to her, and then she had a goofy grin across her face again.

"You are so going to rock at your little homework assignment. This is going to work."

"You know Alice, the fact that you can see all these personal things between Edward and I is kinda creepy. Doesn't it weird you out to see your brother and I like that?"

"Well of course it does Bella. But I'm sure it's nothing compared to poor Edward being able to see it all going on in our heads, as well as being able to hear us. He gets the worst end of the deal. In this family Bella, privacy is scarce, especially with vampire hearing and all. Edward and I have to endure a little more torture with his mind reading, and my visions. Rosalie, Emmett, Carlise, and Esme have it easy."

"What about Jasper?"

"Well I wouldn't really consider Jasper's ability a down fall in this area. At least not for me." She laughed and winked at me. Why was she winking at me? I didn't get it.

"I don't get it Alice."

"Well you see, if any one of us in the house is feeling frisky, Jasper feels it too. And I reap the benefits. He can never tell me he's not in the mood, because if I'm in the mood, than so is he, since he picks up on it." She explained with a smug look on her face.

Wow poor Jasper doesn't have a chance against Alice in the bedroom. Which made me curious.

"Hey Alice, so when your having sex, and your feeling everything he does to you, does that mean he feels it too? So he knows when he's doing it right because he'll pick up on it as well?"

"Yup! I'm a lucky girl." she said smugly.

"It's a shame for you that Edward can't read your mind, then he'd be able to do exactly what you want with out you even having to ask." Kate said to me as she walked back in the room with her arms full of junk.

This made me hopeful that I to would develop some cool power like Alice, Edward, and Jasper have. One that would allow me to lift my my mind filter and let him in when I wanted. It has definite potential as Kate pointed out.

"What's all that for?" I asked her and begin to notice more specifically what the junk was. She was holding a roll of toilet paper, plastic penises, sashes, condoms, cucumbers, a stack of empty paper bags, and an assortment of men and women undergarments.

"This is our supply for party games." She said as she dumped it all in front of me. Rosalie, Alice, and Esme begin to laugh along with her.

"First we decorate the bride to be." Alice chimed in.

In no time I had a plastic penis crown on-top of my head with long strips of toilet paper hanging in the back to make like a bridal veil. A sash that was draped across my chest that read

Virgin! But not for long

I had a plastic penis on a stick in my hand, which was suppose to be my wand. Open condoms were rolled out and pinned to me in various places. The worst places that they were positioned at were from each side of my chest where my nipple would be. I also had condom wrapper earnings that Alice happened to McGuyver together. I was donning a pair of red thong underwear on the outside of my jeans, and they've gathered my t shirt together in the front middle of my busts so it could be tucked through the top and pulled out down the bottom, exposing my midriff. I looked ridiculous, and I felt like the enchanted penis fairy with my makeshift wand.

"Why am I the only one in the room looking like a fool?"

Rosalie laughed out loud while Alice proceeded to take pictures of me.

"Don't worry Bella, The games are not over. We will all be looking equally as foolish in a few minutes." Kate said this as she handed me an armful of the undergarments and paper bags.

"Now you get to take this and put a piece of garment in each bag and close it up. We will all pick a bag and put on the article of clothing until all the bags are opened and empty."

I did as Kate instructed me too, and she handed out sashes to everyone else.

Kate's read:

Easy Lay

Alice's read:

Weddings turn me on

Rosalie's read:

Suck-for-a-Buck

Esme's read:

Taking applications for the next Mr. Right

Once all the bags were picked and emptied they all look equally foolish. Rosalie had a pair of mens boxers on her head, and a bra over her shirt. Alice was wearing a one piece, barely there bathing suit that looked like the one Borat wore, over her clothes and ladies underwear on her head as well. Kate and Esme looked just as ridiculous as the rest of us. I was having a blast and felling tipsy.

"So what's the cucumbers for?" Esme asked innocently.

"Oh come now Esme. Your the wife of a doctor. Surely you know about practicing safe sex, and how fun it can be."

"I don't understand" I said while looking at Esme. A smile spread across her face as it registered in her head.

"Were gonna have a contest to see who can role the most condoms onto the cucumber in a minute."

Oh hell no! Time to draw the line. It was already getting late. She could have had that many things planned left.

"Veto!" I yell before I downing the rest of my drink.

"Oh come on Bella. It could be educational for you as well in the oral department." Alice begged.

"Alice, I will not sit here and be schooled in oral skills by my soon-to-be husband's sisters, his mother, and sister of the woman who wanted him as well. I gotta drawn the line somewhere. This will be something Edward and I will discover together. Thanks, but no thanks!"

"Okay," Alice sang. "But don't say I didn't warn you."

"Good. So I'm ready to go home now. I'm really tired and..."

"Oh no. Fun's not over yet Jelly Belly. It's time to head down stairs for the main event." Rosalie announced as she pulled me off the bed and lead me down stairs to the main living room.

Can it really be called a living room when a bunch of vampires, who are technically dead, live there? I was definitely drunk by now with my random thoughts, and ready for bed. I missed Edward so much that my heart ached.

"Main Event?" I asked, trotting down the stairs and plopping myself onto the couch.

"No, no, no. You belong right here." Rosalie yanked my off the couch and to a dinning room chair in the middle of the room that was decorated with more toilet paper and penis stickers.

"What's wrong with the couch? What do you have up your sleeves Alice?"

"Not me. This one is all Rosalie's doing." she said, nodding her head toward Rosalie.

"So Bella. You know how your a big Robert Pattinson fan?" Rosalie was circling me as if I were her pray. She was dragging her finger along the back of the chair, and finally stopping on my shoulder.

"What did you do Rosalie? Pay Rob a ridiculous amount of Cullen money to drop by in a surprise visit just for my last night as a single woman."

That would be Fuck-Awesome, because that man is just too hot to be legal. Almost as hot as Edward. But Edward is a vampire, which explains why he's so gorgeous. My attraction to Robert Pattinson is actually due to the fact that he looks a lot like Edward. The just-been-fucked hair, the strong jaw, the crooked panty dropping smile. I'd imagine if Edward were human, that's what he would look like.

"Ha, you wish. But it could be almost as good. I found an adult entertainment company that specializes in celebrity impersonators."

"You mean a stripper!"

I wanted the floor to swallow me whole. I wanted to just die right now. Why didn't I just suck it up like a big girl and give a cucumber a blow job? At least I would have still had my veto. I could have been bobbing on cucumber while Alice sang "Who's hungry? Who's hungry?" like Andy Dick in Old school.

And Alice tried to warn me.

"Rosalie I don't think Edward would..."

Before I could finish, the door bell rang. Esme got up to answer the door, and when she opened it, there stood a man who looked so much like Robert Pattinson that if I were to see him randomly on the streets, I would ask him for his autograph.

And Oh My God, he was dressed like a cheesy Hollywood version of Dracula.

He was dressed like a fucken Vampire. My jaw hit the floor.

He was wearing tight leather pants on and no shirt. He had a cape that was red on the inside, and black on the outside. He had big vampire fangs coming from his top teeth and they hung over his bottom lips, and fake blood at one corner of his mouth arranged to look like it was dripping.

"Well hello there." Kate greeted him as he entered the house, eyeballing him up and down.

I was frozen in my seat as he approached me.

"I'm here for Bella Swan. Her blood sings to me and I can no longer resist it. I must have a piece of her before she marries that muck of a human man tomorrow. She must know that his puny human self could never be a match for my vampire skills."

Ha! If he only knew. Obviously he was going off a script, by Rosalie's instructions of course.

Alice put on some music and Inside of you by Hoobastank came blaring out of the speakers. The stripper who looked like Rob began to circle me as if I were his prey, much like Rosalie was doing before he showed up.

He stopped behind me and lowered his mouth right next to my ear. I could feel his breath tickling the back of my neck.

"Your blood sing to me Bella, and I can no longer resist you." he purred.

Holy Fuck!

Add role play to the things Edward and I were gonna explore together, cuz I sure as hell wanted to do this one with him.

He came back around to the front of me and began to dance around waving his cape with his hands like a matador dancer. Then he ripped it off his neck and threw it onto the floor. He approached the front of me and straddled my legs while still standing up. He grabbed both my hands and ran them down the front of his chest, past his abs, and stopped right at the top of his pants. He proceeded to bring them around to the side of hips, and then out of nowhere he placed them roughly on his ass, while making my hands grab his ass cheeks.

I close my eyes and turned my head to the side so my face was not all up on his chest and all his delicious manly sweatiness. I fell my cheeks grow warm and knew I was blushing. I could hear Alice, Rosalie, and Kate hooting and hollering in the background. Esme was just sitting back with her arms crossed, shaking her head, and biting her lower lip as if trying not to laugh.

He then continued dancing provocatively in front of me with body rolls, and hip rolls. He went around the room in front of each one of the other girls as they stuck money down his pants. At one point he dropped down to the floor in front of me, facing away, into the splits. He leans forward touching his chest to the floor, and bounce his butt up and down in a humping motion.

I wonder if I could get Edward to do that?

Okay I'm definitely still drunk if I'm imagining Edward doing these things that this man in front of me is doing. I can not get turned on while this is stranger in front of me, who happens to look like Rob, who also happens to look like my fiance, is being seductive towards me.

He got up from the floor, kicked my legs apart, and then stood between them and looked down at me with that panty dropping smile. Then he grabbed me and wrapped my legs around his waist as he picked me up off the chair. He headed towards the nearest wall and pushed me up against it. He then proceeded to dry hump me as if he were fucking me up against the wall.

Wow it was getting hot in here.

I could really hear Rosalie hollering in the background while waving her hands in the air as if she was riding a bull.

After he was done dry humping me, he placed me down gently. He dragged his hands down the side of my arms, past my hips, down the sides of my legs and then back up again. He placed a sweet gentle kiss on my cheek and thanked me for being such a good sport.

Before he left, he pulled out his Polaroid camera and took a picture with each one of us as a souvenir.

And then he's gone.

I survived.

I was hot, and horny, and drunk, and now I really missed Edward. But I survived.

Remind me to kill Rosalie once I'm a newborn.

Once everything was all cleaned up, and I removed all these ridiculous decorations off of me, Alice drove me back home and carried me up to my room because I was still very drunk, and ready to pass out.

I laid on my bed going over the whole night in my head, and my homework I was to complete tomorrow.

I was also fantasizing about Alice's vision of Edward ripping every piece of lingerie I tried on because he couldn't contain his excitement once he saw me in them.

All I could do was lie there and think about how great married life was going to be. And that's how I finally fell asleep. Thinking about how great our future was going to be together.

Present

I made my way back to the reception, arm in arm with Alice, and glowing from my successfully accomplished homework assignment.

I hope I made Rosalie proud.

Edward gathered himself together and eventually joined me. I was proud that my new found boldness has left him in a blur. Who knows what was going through his mind right now.

We did all the usual. Cut the cake, throw the bouquet and garter.

Smashing cake into Edwards face was as fun and cheesy as it always looked when I'd seen other couples do it.

And my dad! Since he and Tanya were the lucky single people who caught the coveted garter and bouquet, they shared a dance together. Who know he was so debonair the way he was dancing with her. It gave me a glimpse of what my mother saw in him when they were in love.

I changed out of my gown and into what Alice called the perfect dress. From the look on Edward's face when I came back downstairs, she was right. Then again, when is she ever wrong.

I said my goodbyes and I was finally on my way with Edward to begin the journey of the rest of our lives.

Our forever.