"The many Crimes of Fred and George Weasley"
Disclaimer: As you should know this all belongs to JK Rowling, and rightly so! I'm just having some fun!
Can I just say that the format that I will use to write these stories will be in the present tense, not like Harry is writing it!
Chapter 2, Crime 1
Halloween, one of the most important nights in the huge castle, time to humour the mundane muggle traditions like dressing up and eating lots of sweets. However, this was also the perfect time for our favourite, mischievous, ginger twins! Apart from the obvious April fools when was there a better time to play ridiculous tricks on people? But this year the twins wanted to do something really good.
"No more messing around George my good friend, this year will be our year."
"I couldn't agree any more Fred my old man" answered George in mock agreement, he then added with a mock serious tone, "We can't be out done with Quirrel and his Troll, now can we?".
The twins sat at a table away from the rest of the Gryffindor's huddling together discussing in hushed tones how they were going to keep their status as the best jokers since The Marauders. They would sit like this all night if they had to, there was no way that they would ever give up. This year's Halloween had to be the best, at any cost.
By one in the morning the twins had it, something they were sure no-one would forget, though they were sure most would want to.
"This is perfect" mused George "No way will anyone forget this, nope not in a million years"
"I have to agree, but it will take a lot of persuasion, and I mean a lot for this" Fred frowned, it was a good plan but would it work?
"Nonsense, Fred you know they will agree to anything we say, we just need them to really want to do it" George too frowned, but Fred looked Hopeful.
"Actually, if one name was mentioned I'm sure they would love to do it…"
It was dinner time at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry but also the time of the Weasley Twins plan. The Hall was full of eerie floating candles within pumpkins with various facial expressions, Fred swore one looked like Voldemort, but that was the least of his and his brother thoughts, it was whether or not their would plan work. But it was out their hands now, they had to sit back and relax and watch how the show would pan out.
Dumbledore stood up and began wishing the students a Happy Halloween and was about to tell a joke when Professor McGonagall coughed loudly, instead he decided it would be more prudent to announce dinner.
"This is it Fred!" whispered George in his twins ear with excitement.
"This is going to be something to remember!" he answered.
At first nothing happened, the pupils sat expectantly for the food to materialize before their eyes on the table but instead nothing changed.
Suddenly a side door to the Great Hall opened and out came many tiny House elves proudly holding dishes laden with food and wearing….
"What on earth are they wearing?"
"Is that a dress?"
"Am I seeing right? Have they got wigs on?"
Over a hundred tiny House elves walked in wearing what could only be called Drag! Each wore a dress of some sort in vivid colours, complete with wigs of varying styles. They strutted proudly around beaming and handing out the food whilst the whole school body stared. Confused. Bewildered. Horrified. Stunned.
Once they were done they all came together in a huge yet tiny mass of dresses and curls, then found their target. Harry Potter.
"We hopes you likes our costumes Harry Potter sir, Mr Wezzies told us that you wanted us to dress like this especially!" Piped up a tiny male Elf at the front. With this the entire school rang with laughter and Fred and George were the loudest!
Now, you may be wondering how this could be considered as a "Crime" but remember what happens when you give a house elf clothes? The twins got in a lot of trouble for jeopardizing the House elves of Hogwarts; thankfully they remained in Hogwarts after all they would do anything for Mr Harry Potter!