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Take 31: Caveman
Category for this take: Humor / Romance (as in don't bother with Romance)
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"I need to explain something to you, Jack."
"Ok."
"I've done the wedding planning thing. It was a waste of time."
"You would've preferred to elope?"
"With Pete, thank God we didn't. In general, yes. I've also done the engaged thing...twice. It didn't work either time."
"Does that mean your turned off to the idea of marriage?"
"Marriage, no. Engagement, yes. Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"Einstein, huh?"
"Yes, Einstein was more than just theoretical physics."
"What are you trying to say, Sam?"
"Jack, when you want to get married, I want you to zat me, kidnap me, and take me to Vegas. No engagement. Don't let me know when it is going to happen. Just surprise me with a marriage. Do you think you can handle that?"
"I guess it worked for the cavemen. And we do have some alien virus initiated experience in that area. I'll see what I can do."
"I'm looking forward to being surprised."