"The many Crimes of Fred and George Weasley"
Disclaimer: As you should know this all belongs to JK Rowling, and rightly so! I'm just having some fun!
Chapter 3, Crime 2
You will not be surprised to hear that the Weasley twins did not learn from their week of detentions –Courtesy of a very displeased Professor McGonagall- after the "Drag Queen House Elves" incident. No, they were hardly started. But who would be the target of their next prank? Nobody could tell for sure…
"Malfoy"
"No. McGonagall"
"Nuh uh that won't work old Minnie just gave us a week of detentions!"
"What about Percy?"
"Nah, we still got his Badge remember? It's Pink now."
"Right then, who?"
The Weasley twins went on like this for hours debating who would be there next unsuspecting victim. Of course it wasn't long until they found someone.
"What about Snape? We haven't given him a visit in a long time and you know how much he loves us both!"
"Excellent, my Freddie! Snape it is! Now what to do…" George looked thoughtful, Snape being cruel, pathetic and not to mention a slimy git was definitely due in for a Weasley Twin prank! Known for always taking points away from Gryffindor and surplus to slytherin the twins would have to be careful.
In their usual spot in the Gryffindor common room they sat, everyone knew to keep well away whilst the twins plotted not wanting to be in the middle of whatever they were up to. Eventually they came up with a good trick for Snape. This involved Hair removal disguised as shampoo and some sweet talk.
"Right, you stall and I will put the Shampoo in his chambers okay?"
"Right" Fred snapped round hearing the usual billowing robes and slap of shoes on the stone floor "Hurry, he's coming. Hide!" George quickly hid behind a suit of armour in the shadows outside Snapes chambers. "Oh! Hello professor! Fancy meeting you here!"
"Mr Weasley you are outside my Chambers, even without your other halfwit of a brother, I'm sure you could tell it is no surprise to see me, now get out of my way." Snape glared at the Weasley twin, being unable to call him by his name was agitating enough without talking to one half of the notorious twins. Fred beamed up at him, undeterred by his constant death stare.
"Actually sir I wanted to speak to you, I felt it would be incredibly important if not imperative for you to acknowledge this particular knowledge that I hold to tell you right now, right here tonight in this Castle in this exact spot…" As Fred dribbled on, George sneaked easily into Snapes chambers which wards had been unlocked with Snape being so close. "… in fact this information is so important that I feel not telling you would be a tragedy, no an unspeakable disaster! In fact I can hardly bear the idea of you being unaware of this crucial, vital information held in my ginger topped mind…"
"Mr Weasley, I do not have time for your moronic, not now or ever now get out of my way! Now or you will get detention along with your brother!" Snape hissed glowering at the twin. Fred spied out of his eye his brother slipping out of Snapes Chambers.
"Actually sir, it's okay! You continue with your day, I think this information can wait!" And with that Fred grinned and walked happily away whilst Snape billowed angrily into his Chambers. George appeared out the shadow and caught up with his brother.
"I got it in, put it in his bathroom! He doesn't have any shampoos that he is using so I put it at the front! He's gotta use it, his hair is dripping!"
"Nicely done! I swear this is going to be brilliant!"
The twins went to bed happily that night falling asleep with dreams full of bald Snape wearing mismatched wigs.
However, Snape is not known for his well-groomed, flowing locks of hair, though the Twins were well aware of this they were sure that Snape would need to wash it soon. Unfortunately, that morning Professor Burbage form Muggle studies, was asking round for some Shampoo to demonstrate Muggle hairdressers to her first years. It was ironic that she went to Snape first.
"Ah, Severus! I'm so glad I found you!" burbled Charity smiling cheerily at Snape.
"What is it Charity?" Answered Snape with forced politeness; she was a bothersome woman indeed!
"Well, I have a class of first years and we are doing different jobs in the muggle world and I had planned to do a lesson on Hairdressing. It really is fascinating, they cut it with scissors, then wash it and then…"
"Yes, yes I get the point, though I cannot see why you came to me to tell me about this Charity" Charity Beamed up at him.
"Well you see I don't have any shampoo! Can you believe it! No shampoo to demonstrate my lesson! Normally I just use a cleaning charm but that's not very Muggle like now is it?" Snape rolled his eyes, typical he thought for Charity to be so taken by Muggles.
"I will see what I can do." With that Snape left.
By Lunch the twins expected a bald Snape and had been proclaiming it to the rest of the school for everyone to be present at lunch.
Snape walked in. Black, greasy haired as usual. However, a couple minutes later a group of shuffling first years slinked as well as a blushing Charity Burbage with erm, what could only be described as slap heads! I'm sure you can imagine the rest!
Snape caught on to whom was responsible but the twins could not care less, those slytherin first years shiny bald heads was enough said!