"The many Crimes of Fred and George Weasley"
Disclaimer: As you should know this all belongs to JK Rowling, and rightly so! I'm just having some fun!
AN: Right guys, I have been really good to you, updating every day! I mean come on most update every week or so, but don't expect this to last long! Because I have got hardly any reviews, so if you want more, you better review because I have seen my hits and KNOW YOU ARE READING! Thanks though, cause at least you read it! Anyway enjoy your day!
Chapter 4, Crime 3
"Fred…Fred, FRED!"
"What?" grumbled a still exhausted Fred whom had just woken up from a dream that consisted of The Chudley Cannons coming first in the league. It most definitely had been a dream if not a good one. "George… it's five in the morning, not funny mate…" Fred's eyes began to slowly shut when his brother shoved him out his bed.
"Wakey, wakey sleeping beauty!" Fred- now fully aware- glared up at his identical twin with a grimace, his bright ginger hair ruffled. "Fred, stop pouting, we need to get up, it's time!"
"What?" His brother rolled his eyes; Fred was rather slow in the mornings.
"Said What would be time for our next plan and it has to happen now so come on!" George quickly scanned the room to make sure the other inhabitants were unaware to the twins plot.
"Right, okay… I'm coming, I'm awake!" Fred cast a look at his brother and grinned "Though I can't say the same for you!" George glanced down.
"Whaa!" He sported a trouser covering one leg and his head was through the sleeve of his Weasley sweater. "Whoops!"
After twenty minutes of sorting clothes the twins crept down the dormitory stairs and into the common room. Grinning at each other they crept past the Fat lady, who had been given a mysterious package of some prime alcohol and sat hiccupping in her frame, blissfully unaware of the twin's departure.
As the two Weasley's crept silently through the castle they were glad of their Marauders Map, being able to avoid Flitch was pretty important.
Coming just outside a picture of a fruit bowl Fred gestured to a pear within the canvas "Will you have the honours?" and George stretched out a hand…
Monday morning at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, groggily the students came into the Great Hall ready for a hearty breakfast before Monday morning blues caught up with them. Once everyone, including the professors was present the food materialized before their eyes. Today was cereal and hundreds of packets sat waiting to be opened. Nobody noticed the Weasley twins smile at each other as everyone reached for a packet.
"What the he…."
"Oh my god!"
"Nooooo! It's gone everywhere!"
Every single packet in the Great Hall spilled out form open bottom flaps onto their owners laps, shoes, arms and hair, everyone that of course except the Weasley twins who sat happily with bowls full to the brim with cereal and gleeful smiles on their faces.
The two boys were given a week of detention from Professor McGonagall because after all, every single packet of cereal was wasted!
By the way, I actually did this to my siblings the other day! I would really recommend this especially on a Monday when they are really tired it's a good laugh!