Sam got up and said, "Come on, Dean, let me put you to bed."
"No, I'm big brother. I'll put you to bed."
"I just got out of bed."
"Did I put you in it?" Sam shook his head in response.
"Okay, you put me to bed and I'll put you to bed."
Sam laughed and said, "Fine." He then pushed Dean down onto the bed to remove his other boot. Dean was helpful. As Sam bent over, he swung his foot up and kicked Sam in his chest knocking him down. He then said, "Wow, dude, you must be really tired."
Dean was becoming a little less fun. For lack of a better idea, if he was going to get any sleep at all, Sam suggested Dean take a shower. That had helped him to relax but, of course, he wasn't as far gone as Dean.
Sam collected himself and removed Dean's boot and socks. He laid his brother down with a very light push on his shoulder so Dean could remove his pants. That done, he left Dean laying down and singing.
Although he was smaller, Dean was surprisingly heavy. Sam hoisted him in a fireman's carry and walked towards the bathroom. Along the way, Dean sang something that could have been AC/DC.
When they finally reached the bathroom, Sam leaned Dean against the sink and turned on the water. Dean made an attempt to undress, creating havoc in the small room. Sam told him to wait until he was in the shower.
Dean needed assistance into the tub and Sam propped him up against the wall adjusting the shower head so the water would reach him. Sam left the room. Dean didn't move; he stood under the water and sang.
Dean had few inhibitions and none when he was drunk. So, the fact that he couldn't carry a tune, didn't stop him from singing. Sam found it amusing and identifying the songs, on occasion, took real skill. Dean not only sang correct lyrics, he sometimes made them up.
When Sam returned, after a few minutes, he found Dean in the same position. Sam asked, "Are you gonna get undressed?"
Dean looked down and said, "You mean I'm not?" Sam shook his head and turned off the water. He handed his brother a towel which, at first, Dean seemed not to recognize. Eventually, he draped it over his shoulders and stepped out of the tub. He was no less drunk than when he stepped in.
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