XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Take 36: Teal'c the Yenta
Category for this take: Romance / Humor / Friendship
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
XXXXX
"ColonelCarter, I require your chair."
"Excuse me?"
"My chair has malfunctioned, and I require another one. I must have yours."
"So you want mine? Hey! I was still sitting in it! I could have fallen in! Teal'c I know you are this important leader with the Free Jaffa now, but I thought you respected me as leader of SG-1 enough to not steal my chair."
"I am certain GeneralO'Neill is more willing to share with you than with me. Please forgive my abrupt behavior as I have always respected you."
"What? Oh! You're right, Teal'c. Sometimes fast action is necessary in the field."
"Thank you for understanding, ColonelCarter."
"Sir?"
"Have a seat on my lap, Carter. I think if you sit just right we can both still cast."
"Thank you, Sir."
"Sam, I saw Teal'c breaking his chair in half. I was wondering what he was up to."
"We should have expected the Jaffa idea of matchmaking to have all the subtlety of a frontal assault."