Author's Note: I don't have much to say right now. Um...yeah. I'm sorry that the updating hasn't been as frequent as it once was, but I can honestly say it's not my fault. I mean...it's only first quarter and school's already kickin' my ass! So that's one thing.
Warnings: Finally, the part you've probably been waiting for...the first lemon! Also, excessive use of the word 'like.' (Sorry I might dumb you guys down by the end of the chapter.)
Special Notes: Ok, like I said in the warnings, this chapter will have the first lemon. Not only is it the first lemon of the story, but it's first lemon I ever wrote, so I apologize in advance if it sucks. Sorry! On with the story anyways...
Chapter 8 - One Hell of a Day!
(Naruto's POV)
We all stood there motionless; Kiba has his jaw to floor, both Kaede and I are completely red, Kakashi looking as surprised as he possibly could and Sai just standing there being Sai [1]. Hastily, Kaede pushes me off of her and slumps to the floor. We just stayed in an awkward blanket of tension until I try to break it.
"Uh...uh...th-thi-thi-this i-isn't what it l-l-looks like..."I stammered.
"LIKE HELL IT DOESN'T!" Kiba objected. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, NARUTO?"
Kakashi-sensei interjected. "Calm down, Kiba." He then turned his attention back to me. "But seriously, is it even worth asking what you're doing?"
"..." I really couldn't think of anything to say.
"Um...well...I think it's time for me to hit the dusty old trail [2]," Kaede said, finally getting up and stretching. She tried to swiftly make her way to the door, but Kakashi stopped her.
"You're not going anywhere," he told her in a half-amused, half-serious tone.
"Damn," she muffled. She walked up to me. "Be ready," she told me, speaking softly enough to where only I could hear her. "Your torment is about to start."
'Great,' was all I thought.
"So..." Sai said. "Just what were you doing, Naruto?"
Before I said anything, Kaede interjected. "
"Um, I'm sorry if this a little rude, but who are you two?" she asked pointing to Kiba and Sai. I still don't get why she asks if she can read minds.
"Why does that matter?" Kiba asked.
"Just 'cause."
"...anyway," Kakashi rang back. "It's better to just let it go. I don't think your faces can get any more red than what they are now."
I could tell that both Kaede and I were thinking the same thing, 'Thank God!'
"But...erm..." Kaede started, trying to quickly change the subject. "Uh...anyways, I guess I should get going now." Her face was still glowing red.
"Uh huh," Kiba said. "Whatever."
She quickly made her way out. It couldn't help but think she was kinda cute when she was embarrased like that.
"So, Naruto," Sai started. I didn't want to let him finish his thought.
"Don't start, Sai!" I told him firmly.
"What? I wasn't going to-"
"Don't start!"
"I just have one question then, since you won't let me say much."
"What?"
"Does she know about how small your penis is?"
"DAMN YOU SAI!" I run up to him and punch him in the face. "YOU BASTARD!"
"Naruto, calm down," I hear Kakashi-sensei call. I get one more hit in before I do as I'm told.
"Prick," I mutter, referring to Sai. I calm down, then decide to ask, "What are you guys doing here anyway? And just to let you know, it wouldn't hurt to knock."
They ignore my comment. Kakashi decides to answer my question, though. "We were here to check up on you, but I can tell that there's not much to worry about, seeing how you were-"
"DON'T SAY IT!" I yell at him.
"Ok, ok, but I guess I can leave you alone, for now."
"What? Wait a minute-"
"Let it go, Kiba!"
He grabs Kiba by his shirt collar and dragged him out, Sai following. I sigh in relief. I'm just happy that I didn't have actually answer their questions. It was way too embarrassing too. But then, I had to think about what I was doing with Kaede. I couldn't believe what I let myself get carried away the way I did. But at the same time, I couldn't help it. I had to admit, she was...well...sexy. And it's hard to stay still when a cute girl is crying in front of you. I waste about fifteen minutes thinking about me and a certain curly-haired girl. Before I notice it, said girl was trotting back towards my door.
"Psst..." she said, looking all around the room before actually coming in. "Are they still here?"
I give her an 'are-you-some-kinda-basket-case' type of look, but answer her question none-the-less. "No, Kaede, they left."
"Good," she says, slowly creeping her way back in and closing and locking the door behind her. I had to admit, she had her weird moments.
"Sorry, Naruto," she started off. "I guess I've been making a mess when I've been around you, huh?"
I say nothing. I didn't really know how to answer.
"Well, anyway," she said again. "I'm sorry. But there's something I did want to ask."
"What is it?" I ask her.
"What did those guys want?"
"Nothing really."
"Hm. They must have some kind of perverted radar and decided to come see what was going on." She chuckles. I laugh with her, mostly because that reminded of Kakashi-sensei. "So, Naruto, are you doing anything later on?"
"Uh...no," I tell her. "Why?"
"I know it's a bit of a shot in the dark, but do you want to..." she trailed off. She looked down and started scratching her hair, obviously thinking of the right words to say. "Do you want to, you know, like hang out, or like something like that?"
She was obviously nervous. And apparently, she says 'like' a lot when she's nervous. She really can be weird. But at least she's funny when she's like that.
"Naruto," she said, snapping me out of my thoughts. "Could you like, answer my question?" Her hands were resting on her outer thighs and were shaking rapidly.
"Hmm? Oh uh..." I got lost in my side track thoughts that I forgot to think about her question. I thought about it, something that didn't take long at all. "Sure," I tell her.
She smiles warmly smiles at me. "Okay, then. I'll come back later then." She walks toward the door and opens it. "I'll see you later," her smile gets slightly bigger. "Bye Naruto." She waves and leaves. I was about to get in the shower before something just hit me. Are we going a date later?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~later that night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was around 7:00 in the evening and I was exhausted. I had so many errands and favors to do, not to mention that I got plenty of distractions in between. I go to my room and lay on the bed for at least five minutes before I hear someone knock on the door. Damn, why can't people let me relax for a few?
I open the door lazily when I glance up at Kaede, who was now giving me a confused/concerned look.
"Naruto, are you okay?" She asked me, her voice matching her expression.
"Yeah, I'm fine, why?"
"You look like you're half dead."
"No, I'm fine."
"Well, are you okay to go out tonight or do you need to stay home?"
"Go out? What are you talking about?"
Her facial expression changed. She was clearly annoyed. "So...you did forget that we were supposed to hang out tonight?"
I totally did. I got caught up in all this other stuff going on that that totally flew from my mind.
"I guess I can't blame you, though, you do seem like you worked a lot today."
It's good that she understood that much. That was a relief.
"How about this, though? How about I just stay here and take care of you for a little while, then I'll let you rest, huh?"
I nod. That didn't sound too bad.
"Okay, then. Just sit down and relax and let me take care of you." I sit down in one of the kitchen chairs. She walks behind me. She starts massaging my shoulders.
"What're you-" I try to ask before she cut me off.
"Just relax, okay?"
I was too tired to argue. "Fine."
She kept my massaging my shoulders. I don't know how many times she's done that before, but she was damn good at it! Her massages were AWESOME! We stayed in a comfortable silence while I was thoroughly enjoying her massage.
"Hey, Naruto," she said, breaking the silence.
"Hmm?"
"Do you need anything else-water or something?"
"Nope, I'm good. Just keep doing what you're doing."
She laughs softly. "Okay."
She keeps massaging until she tells me she needed to stop for a little bit. I just sit there, beyond relaxed. She sits down next to me.
"Feeling any better?" she asks.
"I feel awesome! Where'd you learn to give massages like that?"
"I don't know. I guess it's just something I'm good at."
"Yeah, you are. I haven't felt this good in a long time!"
She giggles at my enthusiasm. "I'm glad it was that good for you. Do you want me to do anything else for you?"
I try to see how far I could go. "Can you give me a back massage?" I asked that in a semi-innocent tone.
She saw through it. "Fine," she replied with a somewhat reluctant tone. "But you do know you have to take your shirt off for that, right?"
"What? What do you mean? Is that your way of-"
She cuts me off. "Relax. What I mean by that is that if it's going to work the way you want it to, you have to take your shirt off. Shirts get in the way."
The way she said it made it hard to believe her, but I take my shirt off anyway. She freezes. I can tell she was checking me out, not that I blame her [3].
"Yo, Kaede," I call, trying to snap her out of her thoughts. "You could stop checking me out now."
"HEY, HEY, HEY! Don't say things like that!"
"Am I wrong?"
Her blush proves otherwise. "Whatever!" She huffs and turns away. "Look, do you want your massage or not?"
"Fine, I'll leave you alone now."
"Good." She looks at me with complete impatience.
"Well..." she said.
"What?"
"Lay down."
"On the floor?"
"Anywhere else you want me to give you a massage?"
I didn't think about that for some reason.
She sighs, knowing that I didn't. "Don't take this the wrong way, but how about we go to your room?"
"WHAT?"
"Like I said, don't take it the wrong way. I was thinking that if you want me to massage your back, it would probably be more comfortable if you lay down on something more comfortable, like your bed."
"Oh," was all I say. I guess that made sense. But it still seemed like she was up to something.
"Naruto, trust me, I'm not up to anything. What you think I'll do to you will not happen, okay?"
I think about it. I didn't have to put much thought it to it after I feel my back tensing up. "Fine."
We go back to my room and I lay down on my stomach on my bed. She sits on top of me and starts massaging me right away. It felt even better than before! Her hands felt so good! I even start groaning in pleasure, just a little bit, of course.
"Um..I think I should I like stop now," she said, blatantly nervous. I guess I should have tried to keep quiet. Damn!
She gets off of me slowly. "Like, do you need, like anything else?"
I know she's nervous, but her excessive use of the word 'like' was really annoying after a while! I try to get over it. I start mocking her tone. "Uh...I don't like, need anything, like else," I say with a evil smirk and a sarcastic tone.
She playfully pushes me. "Shut up, prick!"
"Nice to know you're not nervous anymore."
"Whatever!" She rolls her eyes. "But seriously, do you need anything else?"
"Nope, I'm fine."
"Okay." She just stands there, probably thinking of something else to say. "So, um...since you seem to be okay, I guess I should get going..." she trails off.
"Why? You just got here!"
"Yeah, I know, but I got a lot to do, and I did say I wanted you to get your rest, you know?"
"You don't have to worry about me, I feel awesome!"
"..."
"Kaede?"
"...okay, I guess I can stay for a little while longer."
I start smiling at her. I go sit down on my bed. She comes sits on the floor next to me.
She starts looking aruond the room. "You know what's funny?" she asks.
"What?"
"Your room isn't as dirty as I imagined it would be," she says with a giggle and warm smile.
I glare at her, causing her to laugh harder. "Calm down, I wasn't even serious. But you do have a nice place, despite the fact that it smells like feet and ramen."
"HEY, IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE THAT!"
"I didn't think you would think so."
"What's that supposed to-"
"Never mind."
We shift in to a somewhat awkward silence. She starts twisting her thumbs around and sighs every now and again. I just watch and sometimes look out the window. She breaks the silence and looks up at me.
"So Naruto," she starts. "I'm just curious."
"About what?"
"Have you ever-"
"Ever what?"
"Have you ever had a-"
Oh God! I really hope she isn't talking about a blowjob.
"NO YOU NASTY PERVERT! WHAT THE HELL WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT?"
Oh yeah, I forgot she reads minds.
She turns away from me while trying to hide her blush. "Anyway, all I wanted to ask you is if you had a girlfriend before? Geez...!"
"Oh, that...uh" I stop. I didn't really want to answer that one...
She looks back at me. "Complicated, huh?"
I'm so happy she found the right word for it. "Exactly!" [4]
"That's fine. I've kinda been there before, too."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I haven't always been the luckiest person when it comes to dating. For one thing, I've always been so shy around guys. I'd always make myself look so awkward. It didn't help that I'd always twitch when I'd talk to a guy, too. But the worst of it all was that whenever I'd try to talk to a guy, I'd say 'like' so many times. It was so irritating."
Strange. She didn't look awkward and she didn't twitch, but she does say like way too many times for anybody's own good. I guess some things don't change.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm still working on the 'like' thing, so you don't have to mock me for it!"
"Oh, I'm like, sorry, and like stuff, like," I say, mocking her anyways.
"You prick!" She then gets up and starts to tackle me. She pulls me down on the floor and tries to put me in some kind of weird chokehold. I break free of her grip and try to pin her to the side of the bed. She slips away and gets behind me. She pulls my arms around my back and pushes me against the bed with her foot. I break my arms free of her grip. She slides her foot back. I then turn around and grip her shoulders. I start to lose balance and wind up pushing her down to the floor and pinning her down. We both chuckle a little bit before we realize the positions we were in.
"Like...um..." Kaede said, before her face turned red. "This is a bit awkward."
I ignore her. Instead of responding to her, I just gently press my lips to hers. For only a moment, I just give her soft pecks. I lift up from her, far enough for me to look into her eyes, which were now a shiny shade of silver [5]. She looks so lost and like she had a lot to say.
"Um...what was that, like, for?"
"It was something I've wanted to do for a while now."
"...o-k-k-ay."
I smirk to myself. She's so cute when she gets like that. I go back and start to kiss her even more. Slowly, she starts to actually kiss me back. Not long after, I slip my tongue out and press it against her lips, asking for entrance, which she gave. I explore her wet and hot cavern and I could tell she was really enjoying it. I start to hear her muffled moans as I keep exploring. I move my hand under her shirt and start roaming around. She starts laughing and moaning at the same time. She breaks the kiss, panting and laughing at the same time.
"Stop tickling me!"
Oh yeah, I forgot she's ticklish. She moves my hands and sits up. She stands up, pulling me up with her.
"What are you-" I tried asking before she cuts me off by putting a finger over my mouth.
"Just watch," was all she said as she took off her shirt. She moves and goes to lay down on the bed. She used her finger to call me over there. I walk over there slowly. She puts her hand over her mouth and starts giggling behind it.
"What?"
"Close your mouth before any flies fly in there."
I wasn't even paying attention to that, nor did I even care. I just go over to the bed and hover over her. She puts her arms around my neck and pulls me closer to her and starts kissing me. I break away and I start kissing her neck. I leave a little trail down her neck and I slowly slip into ecstasy when I hear her moan slightly louder than before. Between moans she says, "Bite my neck." I was confused at first, but I did as I was told, causing her to moan even louder. Then, I lift her up a bit and take her bra off. I lay her back down and start playing around with her nipples. I start to twisting, licking and sucking on them.
"Ahh-N-Naru-" she moans. I start to notice that I had a little 'tent' in my pants. "Take 'em off," she told me, panting. I move away from her slightly and remove my trouser and boxers while she removes her pants. I'd ask her later why she doesn't wear any panties, but right now, I thought it was so friggin' hot!
"Come on, Naruto," she said, still panting. "I need you so bad right now." That comment drove me wild and I try to attack her. Instead, she grabs me by the shoulders and spins me around until she on top of me. She gives me soft pecks all over my face, neck and abs. She stops and plays around with my cock before she starts licking and sucking on it.
"Ah, K-k-" I couldn't even finish that thought. Her mouth felt so...I couldn't even think to describe it. My mind was swimming and I felt like was going to go off the edge.
"K-K-Kaed-e, I'm g-gonna-" I try to tell her.
"Don't! Not yet!"
I try to hold out for a little longer. She kept rocking her head to her own rhythm while letting her tongue explore all over my cock. I couldn't hold out any longer and I just came in her mouth. She sits up and starts licking my cum off her lips and swallows. She leans in closer to me and starts kissing me. She pokes her tongue out and starts exploring in my mouth. She pulls away and sarcastically asks with a smirk, "Like the way you taste?" I was too horny and exhausted to respond or even glare at her. Instead, I grab her by the waist and spin her around until I'm on top of her. Then, I slowly push my cock into her entrance.
"Oh-" she gasped. I slowly and rhythmically thrust inside her, causing her moans to get even louder than before. Damn, she was so tight!
"Uh-Kaede-you're so-UGH!"
Not long after, I feel myself hit her 'spot.' I keep up the pace I had until she screamed, "FASTER, NARUTO, HARDER!"
I do as I'm told and pick up the pace. Her moans get louder with each thrust. She was driving me insane and I hit her spot even harder than before.
"OH NARUTO! AHH-THAT'S-THAT FEELS-AHH!"
With one more good thrust, she screams and she cums all over me. Not long after, I came inside her. I wait a few seconds to pull out and lay down next to her. We lay there, sweating and panting, looking deep into each other's eyes. I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her closer to me. She rests her head on my chest and falls asleep soon after. I start playing with her hair and start thinking. 'Damn, that's one hell of a first date.' I chuckle to myself and slowly start to fall asleep with a warm smile on my face.
Author's Notes: Alright! That wraps up chapter 8! Again, I'm sorry if the lemon sucked, but like I said before, it's my first lemon so just bare with me please! Anyways, I hoped you guys liked it! I'm sorry it took forever to get up here, but I was struggling with the lemon and I didn't have as much time to write it as I'd hoped, so sorry about that. As always, please review and NO FLAMING!
The Numbers:
[1] "Sai just standing there, being Sai." What more can I say? He's not the most 'reactive' person in the world, though I still love him!
[2] I got that quote from 'Family Guy', the episode where Peter found out he was black. I love that episode!
[3] Sorry, that was a douchebag-Naruto moment. I apologize if some people didn't find that funny.
[4] If you see 'It's complicated' under someone's Facebook relationship status, that's probably one of the reasons why.
[5] 'shiny shade of silver,' try saying that 5 times fast.
Until next time...deuces!