Chapter IX
Collecting himself, Kovu treaded forth through the grasses of the Pride Lands, now sincere about finding Kopa and Vitani. The lion was still cursing himself silently for allowing him to say such a thing back there, but he tried to ignore it as best as he could. Walking forth, he set out for the Water Hole, where Kopa said they would be.
I can't say I blame them, Kovu thought as he walked forth.
He thought long and hard about the images he had seen beforehand. How was it that he was able to have so many fans, and yet so many of them were such bizarre perverts as to draw him in such positions? And what exactly was up with pairing him up with Simba of all people? In truth, it did not make an ounce of sense to him. His thoughts slowly drifted to the horrific smut that he had seen of Kiara. There also seemed to be an unusual amount of art that sexually paired her with Simba as well. In fact, Kovu could have sworn that he saw at least one image of Kiara seducing Nuka of all people. The thought of this made Kovu sick to his stomach, as though he weren't in bad enough shape already. It made him fear to death what horrors the written fanfiction would contain.
He thought about such things for several minutes, before his thoughts were suddenly interrupted by something he did not expect for the life of him. Up ahead, he heard what sounded like water being loudly and violently splashed in a somewhat uneven rhythm. Coming to his senses and away from his thoughts, Kovu's ears perked up as he listened in closer. When he did, he heard what sounded like Kopa and Vitani moaning loudly and for long periods of time.
However, being at the distance he was, Kovu did not recognize this for what it really was. For his eyes widened, and to him, the moans sounded like they were out of pain and agony. And combined with the rhythmic splashing of the water, it almost sounded as though someone was getting murdered.
Gasping briefly, Kovu leapt forth faster now, running towards the Water Hole at full speed, is fear for Kopa and Vitani rising. A moment of running passed, and Kovu could now see that the Water Hole was just ahead of a group of bushes beyond him. The moans and splashes were getting louder, and now Kovu was certain that someone was being hurt or worse there. Unsheathing his claws, the lion became ready to take on whatever intruders were attacking.
Jumping forth through the bushes, he landed just on the edge of the water with a vicious roar, finally being able to see what was going on here.
And when he did, his heart skipped a beat.
Ahead of him in the center of the Water Hole were Kopa and Vitani. He could now see that they were certainly not being attacked. And he could also see that the moans from earlier were not at all moans of pain. He also saw that Kopa and Vitani were in an extremely amorous position in the water, both soaking wet and panting wildly. Once Kovu appeared, the two lovers turned around to see who it was, and they both screamed. They had just been walked in on.
Kovu's eyes shrunk. Seeing what Kopa and Vitani were doing right there, he shuddered and unsheathed his claws, now screaming as well. The three of them screamed for a moment before Kopa shouted, "How long have you been standing there?!" Kovu hastily replied, "About as long as I'd want to! What the hell are you guys doing, I thought somebody was getting murdered!"
Kopa screamed back to him, "Just leave us alone right now, we're busy!" Kovu shot back, "Uh yeah, I can see that! I came here because you guys need to get back to Pride Rock!"
Vitani shouted at him, trying desperately not to blush or gasp for breath because of Kopa's position on her, "Just get the hell out of here! Don't just stand there!" Kovu, deciding to end the shouting, simply nodded, turned around and ran back through the bushes, running back away from the Water Hole. He ran for a bit, and then stopped to catch his breath. Kovu sat down in the grass, his eyes still widened. Not at all did he ever wish to find his sister and his brother-in-law in such a position, especially given the time. He took a moment to catch his breath. From behind him, he could hear Kopa and Vitani quietly talk about something for a moment, followed by silence. Then, Kovu could hear the rhythmic splashing begin once again, and then the sound of their orgasmic moaning followed. He shuddered at the sound of it.
Abruptly, after looking back up ahead of him, he suddenly saw Timon of all people standing ahead of him, giving him one of the blankest stares he had ever seen from him. He looked horrified and confused at the same time. Kovu sighed, glancing back to the direction of the Water Hole, where Timon could now hear Kopa and Vitani's sexual, amorous moans of pleasure. He finally managed to utter,
"Uh… d-did I miss anything here?" Kovu looked down at him for a moment before replying, "Not unless you'd want to claw your own eyes out right now."
At Pride Rock, the search results finally came up for the fan art involving the hyenas. Shenzi, Banzai and Ed all smiled at the sight of what appeared. From behind them, Simba, Nala and Kiara all did their absolute best to hold back their laughter in anticipation. They could easily see that Kiara's ingenious plan was working perfectly, and the hyenas were falling for it hook-line-and-sinker.
"Damn, we look good in these!" Shenzi said as Pumbaa began to scroll through the images. Many of them were in fact rather well done, consisting of line drawings, paintings, digital art, among others. Rarely did they ever show any of them apart.
For a while, it looked as though this would be the only kind of art for the hyenas. The trio looked in awe at the detailed work of their dedicated fans, which they never even knew they had.
"Whatever kind of punishment this is, I like it!" Banzai whispered to Shenzi, not yet seeing how this was any kind of punishment for intruding the Pride Lands. And from behind, the trio heard Simba's rising laughter begin to intensify when Pumbaa was getting near page 20 or so. Banzai shot Simba a glare.
"What's so funny, fur ball?" He asked slyly. Simba, realizing he was about to let loose with laughter, made every effort he could to calm himself down. He took a silent deep breath to himself and replied, "It-it's nothing, just keep on looking, guys." Now officially suspicious about the situation, Banzai turned his attention back to the laptop screen, where he, Shenzi and Ed continued to admire the artwork off of them. They saw several images depicting their lives in the Pride Lands during Scar's reign. Others showed them with Scar, more often then not during the time when the plan to kill Mufasa was made. And others were simply plain drawings of them, though still well done nonetheless.
Then, when Pumbaa scrolled to around page 30, they came across what could be described as the calm before the storm. The hyena trio began to notice there were several pieces of artwork depicting Shenzi, for lack of a better word, hooking up with Banzai or Ed. Many consisted of Shenzi and Banzai being romantically close to one another, though the dirty ones had yet to come. One particularly well drawn image was one consisting of Shenzi and Banzai out in the Elephant Graveyard looking far less foggy than usual, surrounded by several young pups whom they seemed to look fondly upon.
Upon seeing these, Ed made a strange noise that sounded as though he was trying to say 'awww', but it came out as some sort of low pitched moan. Shenzi glanced over to Banzai, and she blushed.
"They… do realize we aren't really together, right?" Shenzi pointed out. Pumbaa nodded. He said to them,
"Yeah, that's something you might want to get used to now." He knew exactly what was coming. For he deliberately scrolled downwards faster than usual, which confused the hyenas to an extent. Then, after around page 40 or so, they saw it. The images that were officially putting Kiara's little plan into action. The trio all looked in closer and squinted at the now dirty art. Upon realizing what was going on in them, their eyes suddenly widened, and they screamed. Shenzi took a step back from the laptop before falling to the ground in horror. She screamed, "What the hell is this?!"
To this, Pumbaa replied in a sneery tone, "This, milady would be your fans." Suddenly, he enlarged a particular image, and a horrifying one at that. It was one that depicted all three of the hyenas having a detailed threesome, and each of them looked to be enjoying it. The same could not be said for their real life counterparts, however.
Banzai raised his right arm up to his face, shielding his eyes from the horrors that were upon the screen. Shenzi ducked to the side of the den, cowardly covering herself for protection. From what, that was anybody's guess.
"What kind of sick bastards are these people?! We do not do that! We never did that!"" Shenzi exclaimed, with Banzai now simply whimpering in fear. Ed on the other hand, simply continued to sit in front of the screen, staring at the image with a blank stare. He didn't even hardly know what he was looking at.
And when the hyenas' reactions were given, Simba, Nala and Kiara could hold back their building laughter no longer. For each of the three of them literally fell to the ground with laughter, echoing through the den fiercely. Nala was gasping for air as she laughed, Simba could hardly form words, and Kiara placed her paws on her chest when she had to take deep breaths in between laughs. It was an absolutely hystericle scene going on at Pride Rock at the moment.
The hyenas, however, were not so amused. Ignoring the apparent smut, Shenzi stood back up and faced the lions, growling at them angrily.
"You think this is funny you three?!" She barked. In between breaths, Simba managed to reply, "This is what you get for trespassing these lands!"
Nala added, "And for what you almost did to us as kids!"
Shenzi could feel her cheeks grow warm, and her whole body felt uncomfortable. Turning back around, she glared at Pumbaa and said, "Hey pig! Get that off of there right now, or so help me I'll take that laptop and shove it straight up your big fat-"
She trailed off when she heard Pumbaa quickly typing in something new. From the sound of his suddenly angry breathing right at that moment, Shenzi naturally had an extremely bad feeling about what he was going to do next.
"W-what are you doing?" She asked in a quivering voice. Without looking back, and without so much as a hint of hesitation, Pumbaa angrily hit the 'search' bar for something, snorting as he did so. While the new results loaded, Nala chuckled. She said to Shenzi, who glanced back to her briefly, "Didn't you learn anything from Timon? Never call him a pig."
"Now she's in for it." Simba whispered to Kiara, the two of them knowing exactly what Pumbaa was doing. Shenzi blushed as Pumbaa moved out of the way and revealed what was on the screen. And there, her eyes seemed to fall dead. Banzai had a similar reaction when he had mustered the courage to look at the screen again.
Pumbaa, out of exasperation from being called a 'pig' once more, had pulled up the scum of the results that officially began to set off the effective nature of Kiara's plan.
He had searched for the Shenzi/Timon smut.
And exactly as the lions had predicted, pretty it most definitely was not. Somehow, they managed to depict Shenzi and Timon engaging in horrifically disgusting sexual acts, the likes of which even Pumbaa was unprepared for. In fact, even Simba, Nala and Kiara all seemed to be rather unnerved by what they were seeing.
But Shenzi, upon seeing the images, was far more horrifically mesmerized, as though she were being hypnotized, which given the look on her face at the moment, wasn't that far off. The hyena just stood there, staring at the results in a trance-like state. Her eyes seemed to fall dead like before, her heartbeat raced, she began to sweat, and her whole body shook with fear. She started to vocally quiver. Banzai took a few steps back from her in fear, realizing what was about to happen at that moment.
From behind, Nala leaned in to Kiara. She whispered to her daughter, "Payback time in three... two... one..."
Author's Note- I will never be able to describe how difficult it was trying to get this up by today. My computer's condition is rapidly deteriorating, and soon I may need to turn to other means in order to type these chapters out. Soon I may have to resort to typing them out on my iPod. (Please for the love of God, remind me to disable AutoCorrect.) But please note that this will not mean I am going on hiatus or anything like that. I am going to do whatever I can to get these chapters up whenever I can, so check back often.