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Take 50: Dreams
Category for this take: Humor / Horror
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Hey Daniel, honey, could you bring me a Diet Coke?"
"Sure thing, sweetheart."
"Sir, I'm not sure I have ever been so content. The System Lords are virtually gone. Anubis is gone. The replicators and my double are gone. I wised-up and dumped Pete. So now Daniel and I can finally start a life together. Sure, he's not Teal'c. But Teal'c is happy with Ishta and my research has shown that Jaffa are really not into polygamy. Daniel has been quite fantastic in bed. Jack, are you listening? Jack!"
"Sir!"
"Huh? What?"
"You were talking in your sleep, Sir. You kept repeating 'no'. Were you having a nightmare?"
"Yeah."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Not a chance."