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Take 51: Don't mess with Cassie
Category for this take: Hurt/Comfort
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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BRRRRRRINNGGGGG!
"This is Carter. ... Hi Cassie! ... What? ... Slow down. ... What happened? ... He did what? ... I'm so sorry. ... We're already at the cabin, but don't worry about that. I'll be there as soon as I can. ... I love you. ... Bye."
"What's wrong?"
"Cassie walked in on her boyfriend with her roommate. I'm sorry I have to go. She needs me."
"I'm coming with. I have a buddy with the 148th out of Minneapolis who owes me a favor. We could borrow an F15 and be at Peterson three hours from now."
"Sir, I really don't think-"
"Carter, our goddaughter needs us and commercial won't let me take my shotgun. So stop arguing and let's go."
"And here I thought we would have to wait years before you went all protective for our child."
"We got to Cassie too late, after she started dating. Our daughter is never dating. I'm just sorry we can't get started on her tonight."
"I'm still on the shot, Jack."
"Doesn't mean we can't practice some more."