And then she said…

by MyNameIsJeffNImLost

100 doses of short 1-shots for what could have been said if Season 8 lasted a few more seconds. Includes SamJack shippiness, humor, innuendo, honesty, technobabble, and general randomness.

55. As only Teal'c would say

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Take 55: As only Teal'c would say

Category for this take: Humor

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"This is great."

"I told ya!"

"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."

"Yes, well, let's not dwell."

"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"

"Close enough."

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"GeneralO'Neill, ColonelCarter. When you are going to stop being as obstinate as a cross between Equus asinus and Equus caballus?"

"What?"

"You and ColonelCarter should remove your craniums from your respective posteriors and become mates."

"Daniel, please translate."

"Stop being stubborn as mules, get your heads out of your asses, and get together already!"